Chapter 50: Crazy killing!(1/2)
Dormitory of Agricultural University.
Although the university campus does not lack individuality, in fact, during normal class days, all students can be roughly divided into two categories.
Those who want to study hard take professional courses, go to the library, and go to the laboratory every day. Those who don’t want to study hard and plan to write a thesis after graduation and get a degree certificate will just throw it away.
Only weekends are the time when the school ecology truly shows itself.
For example, in the boys' dormitory No. 4 at this time, all the girls with dates have gone out, and the remaining weirdos are all looking for their own fun.
"Fuck...can you stop being so stupid? Then Kai'Sa is 18-2 with a cat, and you and Yasuo rush up to kill them! Wait for me to hit them with rocks first!"
Seeing a big red "failure" on the screen, Zhou Yuan was so angry that he pushed the mouse and keyboard directly.
"No more fun! It's boring! I don't know what Brother Zhi is doing now. He has to go on a blind date or something. As long as Brother Zhi is here, this dormitory is still a bit interesting. When he leaves... I feel like life
No more Bentou."
On the side, Gu Dong, who had deceived the entire dormitory with his last team battle, also put down the mouse, picked up half a bag of crispy noodles next to the desk, and put one into his mouth, laughing.
"You don't have to think about it? He must have been violently tortured by all the girls on blind dates. I watched his live broadcast before this round. He was rejected by three girls three times in ten minutes. It was worse than what we five black guys lost!"
"Where in the hell? Why didn't you tell me earlier that Brother Zhi started a live broadcast? When did you watch it?"
"Before that round, I was in the toilet."
"Mobile phone, where is my mobile phone? If I had known I could watch Brother Zhi being brutally tortured, why on earth would I be playing this game with a cerebral palsy like you?"
Upon hearing Gu Dong's belated message, Zhou Yuan and others quickly picked up their mobile phones.
I opened Li Youzhi's Shaking Hands and took a look. Good guy... I couldn't see anything on the dark screen, and the background sound was just the noise of clothes rubbing against the microphone.
Just here, there are more than a thousand online netizens, and the barrages are flying!
"The sixth female guest, the sixth one! Come on, Brother Zhi! Look at the quality of this female guest!"
"It made me laugh so hard. Where did he come from with so many dirty words?"
"It's a pity, it's a pity! There is no live broadcast, so I can't see the face of female guest No. 5 just now. I guess her face should be green after being fucked by the guy!"
Looking at the barrage that quickly passed by in the live broadcast room, Zhou Yuan and others looked at each other.
Looking at the barrage...it doesn't seem like Li Youzhi was abused unilaterally?
At this moment, Li Youzhi's voice came.
"Hello No. 33, I've been paying attention to you for a long time. Let's not talk nonsense and go directly to the topic. What are the conditions for marrying you?"
Perhaps because of Li Youzhi's directness, the heroine in the live broadcast hesitated for a moment before saying;
"If you want me to marry you, you first need to have a house in the city. I'm different from others. I don't need money. The size of the house is enough, as long as it's more than eighty square meters. But I don't have a job at the moment and want to start some small business of my own."
, so it’s best if you have a commercial house of no less than 80 square meters in the downtown area. In this way, after getting married, I can also open a flower shop to supplement the family income.”
"Well, what happens next."
"Then your annual income cannot be less than one million."
"I earn one million a year, how can you supplement my household income? Besides, in any downtown area in Chengdu, a store can rent out for two to three hundred thousand a year. How much can you earn from being a flower shop?"
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"You can't say that, women must have their own careers!"
"Then if I don't have these things and can't meet your conditions, what requirements do you think I have to meet before you can be with me?"
"No, what time wasted without you? Do you think you are more handsome than Kim Soo Hyun?"
"Then who do you think is the female star worthy of Kim Soo-hyun?"
"LISA here."
"Then do you have the conditions you mentioned above?"
"What if I had you?"
"Then you must be as beautiful and sexy as LISA?"
"You damn you are sick!"
OHHHHHHH!
Hearing the voice of heroine No. 33 on the phone, she became angry and broke her guard. Zhou Yuan let out a strange scream for a few moments.
"Damn Brother Zhi, you're awesome! He's not going on a blind date, he's going to kill randomly!"
"It's me, Brother Zhi, who is so powerful!"
"Brother Zhi is joking with you because he is single because of his ability?"
"Turn it up, turn it up!"
The dormitory was suddenly filled with passion.
The other end.
After No. 33 left cursing, no less than a dozen men who had come for the blind date had gathered behind Li Youzhi.
These people are generally around thirty years old.
Some of them were forced to come here by their families, and the other part came because they had failed on blind dates many times and came because of Aunt Wang’s Marriage Club’s claimed “more than 90%” success rate in holding hands.
But no matter what the situation was, after arriving at the scene, they all found...it was too difficult!
After more than an hour of constant rejection, they no longer had the mood to continue talking.
It was at this time that Li Youzhi, who kept wandering around the venue and angrily ran away with his blind date wherever he went, caught their attention.
After seeing Li Youzhi's blind date style of not defending but attacking, they were convinced.
This little guy is simply the God of War!
More powerful than Kratos!
"It's great to be young..."
Seeing Li Youzhi kill another one, a fat man with a slight bald head and glasses behind him couldn't help but sigh.
Looking back at this elder brother who was engaged in technical work, Li Youzhi was speechless for a while.
Does this have anything to do with being young?
This is obviously a matter of mentality!
As long as you don’t want to find a wife on this occasion, you are the big daddy in this place!
Beep!
Received amazing points from Wu Shaoting, 18 points!
Received an amazing value of 818 points from the DouShou platform!
Amid the admiring gazes behind him, Li Youzhi turned around and walked toward the next stop—female guest No. 14.
Having already noticed the movement on his side, the blind date man No. 155 opposite Ms. No. 14 did not even hesitate and stood up to give up his seat to him.
"Thank you."
Nodding to the blind date man No. 155, Li Youzhi sat down in his seat relaxedly.
"Brother, be careful, this is really weird. Give me some vent!"
After whispering in Li Youzhi's ear, Mr. 155 patted Li Youzhi's shoulder heavily and stood behind him.
Nodding silently, Li Youzhi looked at No. 14 opposite.
Leaning on the back of the chair, crossing his hands under his lower abdomen, Li Youzhi crossed his legs.
"Tell me, Miss No. 14, what do you want?"
It was the first time I had seen so many people watching at this kind of blind date. No. 14 was a little hesitant for a moment. But immediately, she raised her eyebrows.
It doesn’t matter if there are more people, it saves trouble.
This blind date with one person is equivalent to a blind date with more than ten people, and the efficiency is increased by more than ten times!
"The garage is a must, I won't go into details. The difference from others is that I have a younger brother, and he is about to reach the age of marriage. So I hope that the bride price can be more, at least 800,000, so
It’s enough for my brother to pay a down payment in this city.”
Oh... Fu Di Mo.
Li Youzhi nodded.
"Any more?"
"Also, after I get married, I won't cook, wash clothes, or clean the house, so I need a nanny."
"Then what?"
"I will be a DINK and not have children after I get married. I like to be quiet, so it's best for your parents not to come to the house."
"Besides?"
"When my brother has a baby, as a sister, I have to help him. There has only been one male in our family for several generations, so when he gives birth to a baby, as a brother-in-law, he gets 200,000 yuan. Why are you glaring at me? On my terms, with you,
To be continued...