Sixty-six, unexpected
"As long as you bring the photos, it will be done quickly. You can decide what academic qualifications you want." Lao Gao said easily. Zhao Gang listened and did not respond.
He was quite reluctant to do this.
When he got home, he really hesitated and went to look for photos.
Qiao Yiqiao asked him what he was looking for, but he didn't want to tell and hesitated.
If I really want to get a fake diploma, the weight of a bachelor's degree seems to be low and not very competitive, so I have to get a master's degree anyway.
So what major should I get?
Zhao Gang thought about it and couldn't think of a major in which he should be a master.
Feeling annoyed, I picked up a newspaper and there happened to be an advertisement for MBA admissions.
Yes, I have experience in business management, and it is appropriate to hold a master's degree in business administration.
The Master of Business Administration generally recruits working people, that is, people with certain work experience, so the age at the time of admission will definitely not be very young, and the image is suitable for people in their mid-twenties to early thirties.
There are a lot of photos at this stage.
By the way, the digital camera Qiao Yiqiao lent him had a lot of photos in it, including several sets of standard photos that Qiao Yiqiao had specially taken for him.
Xiao Haoning made a mistake and broke Qiao Yiqiao's digital camera. At that time, Zhao Gang was frightened.
However, it was a blessing in disguise, and Zhao Gang's series of tricks later turned a bad thing into a good thing - the relationship between Zhao Gang and Qiao Yiqiao got closer and closer, and it didn't take long for them to become inseparable.
Zhao Gang said several times that he was going to take "our" digital camera for repair, but Qiao Yiqiao stopped him.
In this era, digital products are updated very quickly, and the money you have to repair a camera is almost enough to buy a new one.
So, like a historical witness, the broken digital camera was put into the cabinet and stored as it was.
Zhao Gang carefully took out the camera, pulled out the memory card inside, inserted it into the computer and searched. Oh no, the computer couldn't read it.
It seems that the memory card is broken.
There is no other way, I have to help her Qiao Yiqiao.
She is great at taking standard photos, and she is particularly good at capturing expressions.
"Why did you take this photo?" Qiao Yiqiao asked Zhao Gang while fiddling with the 8-megapixel digital camera in his hand.
Zhao Gang still didn't want to tell her his true intention, so he said carelessly: "It's not just for finding a job."
This is not considered lying. Isn’t the purpose of applying for a fake certificate just to find a job?
Once the photos were taken and entered into the computer, it was time for Zhao Gang to show off his skills.
What skills are you showing off? Just be beautiful.
The photo editing software at the moment is not powerful enough to "one-click it", so you have to spend some time to create the photo.
For Zhao Gang, in order to have a suitable photo for his MBA diploma, he has to be three to five years younger.
Fix the sideburns, the corners of the eyes, and then the corners of the mouth, and you’re done.
Don't worry, your face looks neat now, but your clothes still need to be tidied up.
When Qiao Yiqiao took the photo, he was not dressed in formal attire, which seemed informal enough.
So I downloaded a photo of someone else wearing a suit and tie from the Internet, put my own head on it, and took another look, hey, not to mention how energetic I am now, I really look like an MBA.
It was just like what Lao Gao said. A few days after the photo was handed over, Lao Gao brought the fake certificate.
When he opened the brown paper bag, Zhao Gang was still a little nervous.
I put my hand in and felt something hard. I held it and pulled it out. What I saw was the red cover of the certificate.
Holding it in my hand, there are gilded words printed on the cover, and the school name written on it is the best university in the country that I have chosen.
Zhao Gang turned it over and looked at it carefully several times, but found no flaws at all.
"Is this really no problem?" Zhao Gang asked Lao Gao again. He had asked the same question eight times.
Lao Gao became impatient: "Why are you so boring? What else can happen? Who can find out? How can you find a job without this?"
Once you have your diploma, your original resume will have to be filled in again.
Holding the pen in your hand, it feels both relaxed and heavy.
All the columns were filled in quickly. After all, I have written it so many times, it is so familiar.
Zhao Gang deliberately left the two columns for academic qualifications and graduation school at the end to fill in.
As soon as I started writing, I filled in the wrong word. I wrote "high school graduate" correctly. Then I wrote the word "high" in the "educational qualification" column, which means high school.
"Bah, bah, bah." Zhao Gang didn't know whether he was bahting at himself or the word he wrote wrongly.
But no matter how much he yelled, the word that shouldn't appear stayed in that column.
Rewrite again? Not willing to give in.
Zhao Gang had an idea and changed the character "Gao" to "Shang", and then wrote a small "Gong" in front of it.
There will be no suspense later. Write down the four words "Master of Management" in sequence, and this column will be filled in.
When he was about to send out his resume, Zhao Gang felt that he had to tell Qiao Yiqiao no matter what, so he opened the sealed envelope, took out his resume from inside, and handed it to Qiao Yiqiao.
Unexpectedly, Qiao Yiqiao's reaction was far beyond his expectation - after reading his resume in a few glances, Qiao Yiqiao's expression suddenly changed, and he couldn't help but crumble his resume into a ball and throw it on the ground.
Zhao Gang was dumbfounded.
According to his original idea, he would wait until he found a job before telling Qiao Yiqiao about this little trick he used.
However, after careful consideration, he felt that this matter was still a bit serious, and it would be more appropriate to talk about it afterwards than beforehand.
The current financial situation of the family is not optimistic and even a bit unsustainable. Qiao Yiqiao knows this very well. Like Zhao Gang, she is also under tremendous pressure.
Regarding his helpless move, Zhao Gang believed that Qiao Yiqiao would understand and support him. After all, there seemed to be no other option.
Even if Qiao Yiqiao has some ideas, he hopes to reach a consensus through communication between the two.
Zhao Gang was mentally prepared to discuss or even debate with Qiao Yiqiao.
But he didn't expect that Qiao Yiqiao's attitude was so determined that he directly rejected it without any intention of discussing it with him.
"Where's your certificate? Your fake diploma." Qiao Yiqiao stretched out his hand, with residual anger on his face.
Zhao Gang believed that if he gave the fake certificate to Qiao Yiqiao at this time, she would tear it to pieces on the spot.
No matter whether this certificate is used in the future or not, it must not fall into the hands of the angry Qiao Yiqiao now.
Zhao Gang had a plan in his mind, so he smiled and said: "Keep the certificate in my hand for a few days, and let me be vain for a few days. We have already agreed not to send my resume out, so there is nothing wrong with it. What do you think?"
No?"
As he spoke, he bent down, picked up the crumpled resume on the ground, unfolded it, took off the one-inch standard photo of himself from it, then tore the resume into strips, then into pieces, and finally, with his hands
A handful of scraps of paper were all thrown into the trash can.
"Don't worry now." Zhao Gang pretended to be relaxed and said to Qiao Yiqiao.
As soon as I finished speaking, I heard someone say from behind: "Dad, I didn't expect you to give false testimony to yourself!"
When Zhao Gang heard this, his expression suddenly changed.
Chapter completed!