"Grandma Amita's Buddha, it's really a sin. Tell me, little sister, if you weren't so coquettish, how could I let you burp so quickly?

It has been said that the poor monk is a monk and not a womanizer."

Looking at the pile of bones on the ground, Tang San could not help but sigh.

……

"Elder brother, the master was captured by a monster."

"Well, I saw it, that guy Xiao Tang can have a delicious meal again."

Just after a few people arrived at the black pine forest, there was a gust of black wind blowing, and then they watched Tang Sanzhan being swept away with joy on his face.

Black Pine Forest, Wanzi Slope, Boyue Cave.

Are you familiar with this place name?

Twenty-Eight Constellations Kuimu Lang descended into a demon and became a yellow-robed monster.

This disaster is a disaster that has been discussed between Buddhism and Heaven.

After it is over, Kuimulang can take away his share of luck and return to the Heavenly Court to resume his post.

It can be said that this disaster was specially staged for them to watch.

As for the Buddhists in Heaven who want to put on a show, it's just right that Sun Wukong and Xiao Tang will use their plan to set off the stage.

If Kui Bulang wants to return to heaven, let’s see if they are willing.

Let’s kill Kui Mulang and take away his grandma’s luck.

The other side

Inside Bibo Cave

After Tang San was swept away by Kui Mulang, he arrived at his destination in a burst of clouds and mist.

Then I saw a monster.

An extremely ugly monster, uglier than that guy Zhu Bajie.

I saw this monster with yellow eyes, a green face, red hair, a bulge on its forehead, and two white fangs on its mouth.

The nose is as long as a parrot's beak, and it is covered with a light yellow robe.

At this time, the monster was looking at him with a pair of yellow eyes.

Seeing this guy's appearance almost made Tang San sick to his stomach.

This horse rider is so sorry to the audience.

"Hahaha, little ones, start a pot and boil some water. Today, my Majesty, I will share eternal life with you!!"

"Husband, you can't do this!"

"Didn't you promise me that you won't eat people in the future?"

At this time, a voice sounded sad, sad, and disappointed.

I saw a stunningly beautiful woman wearing a silk scarf and a jingle ring slowly walking out.

"Bang bang bang..."

Looking at the woman who came out, Tang San's unsatisfied little heart was beating wildly.

I originally thought that he would never be affected by women in his life.

After all, he wanted to unseat Tathagata and make himself the boss of Tang San's funeral.

Women and the like will only affect the speed at which he draws his sword.

But the beauty who came out really got his G-spot.

It’s not like he’s never seen a beautiful woman, and it’s not like he’s never had sex with a female seductress.

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Now I see this beautiful woman who is not only beautiful, but also exudes a mature charm and a noble temperament.

Only then did Tang San realize that it wasn't that he wasn't interested in beautiful women.

But he is a Cao thief.

Opposite

After seeing Baihuashy come out with her heart covered, the yellow-robed monster immediately turned into a licking dog and cautiously came to Baihuashy.

There was a chorus of concern.

"Madam, why are you out?"

"Husband, didn't you promise me that you would stop eating people? Are you lying to me?"

Tears were about to fall down as I spoke.

"Oh! Hey! Don't be sad, madam. If the madam doesn't let you eat, then it's your husband who won't eat."

"Ahem, Grandma Amita's Buddha, the yellow-robed monster, the poor monk thinks your wife is pretty, so I don't hesitate to part ways with her!"

Yellow-robed monster: "???"

Hundred Flowers Shame: "???"

Tang Sanbian's words immediately stunned the two of them.

After reacting, the yellow-robed monster was immediately furious.

"Wow! Tang San, you dare to humiliate my wife. If I don't kill you, you will die."

Anyone who humiliates his wife will be killed without mercy!

The shy Baihua behind me didn’t know what to say.

Watching Tang San's burial is like watching a pervert.

Looking at the yellow-robed monster charging towards him, Tang San couldn't help but curl up his lips.

"Dang!!"

The dipped steel knife hit Tang Sanzian's bald head hard, and there was an immediate clang.

The yellow-robed monster couldn't help but feel numbness in his hands.

Looking at the big bald head in front of him, the yellow-robed monster was completely confused.

What's going on?

Who can tell him why Tang San’s burial was so hard?

Tang San could not help but smile: "What about the yellow-robed monster? How about the indestructible body of the poor monk? It can't help you."

At this time, Tang Sanzong couldn't help but smile proudly in his heart.

He saved the luck points he gained during this period, and spent one million luck points from the system to exchange for an indestructible body of the same style as Sun Wukong.

Now, although he has no magic power in his body.

However, his body is hard enough.

From now on, my mother will no longer have to worry that he will be accidentally hit by a stone.

Looking at the confused yellow-robed monster in front of me.

The corners of Tang San's mouth raised slightly, and the next moment, he directly grabbed the yellow-robed monster's exposed fangs and pulled them out with all his strength.

"Ouch!!"

The yellow-robed monster, which had not yet recovered from its confusion, suddenly felt a huge force coming from it.

Then I felt a pain in my mouth.

Then he saw a familiar tooth appear in Tang Sanzong's hand.

At this moment, I am holding it in my hand and tossing it around.

Looking at him with a playful expression.

"Yellow-robed monster, I advise you to hand over your wife obediently, and I can still let you go, otherwise, hehe, today next year will be your death anniversary."

At this time.

Bai Huaxian in the distance looked at this scene and didn't know what to do.

She didn't expect that Tang San's burial would be so brutal.

Moreover, it is still to rob her.

This is so happy.

Compared to the yellow-robed monster, the handsome, tall and burly Tang San is simply the most beautiful man in the world.

Looking at the ferocious Tang Sanbian who was looking at his wife with a look on his face, the yellow-robed monster quickly protected Baihuaxi.

"Tang San is buried, I advise you not to go too far."
To be continued...