Chapter 67 Bajie is pregnant(1/2)
Wait until Laojun leaves with the big green ox.
Everyone entered the Jindou Cave and retrieved the magic weapon.
But some magic weapons of gods have not been found.
Instead, they all disappeared.
After failing to find the magic weapon, the gods suspected that they had been taken away by the Green Bull Spirit.
But
Let them go to Laojun to ask for it, but they dare not.
So I could only look at Sun Wukong.
"Monkey, our magic weapon is gone, what should we say about this matter? You have to help us find it."
Hear the words
Looking at Wuqu Xingjun’s rude look, as well as the God of Plague and other guys who have lost their magic weapons.
Sun Wukong immediately turned his face and said: "It's none of my business if your magic weapon is lost. I didn't lose it for you."
"You bastard, we lost our magic weapon just to help you."
"That's right, that's right, we all threw away the magic weapon just to help you. Who would we look for if we didn't look for you?"
"Anyway, you can't leave until you get our magic weapon back today."
......
Listening to the voice like a fly in his ears, Sun Wukong suddenly became "furious".
"It's annoying, it's so annoying!
Anyway, if your magic weapon is lost, it has nothing to do with me. Don’t look for me, or I will beat you up.”
As he said that, Sun Wukong took out his golden cudgel and looked at them.
"You are such a rude monkey. We lost the magic weapon because we helped you, but now you turn your back on us."
Don’t listen, don’t listen, that bastard is chanting sutras!
No matter what these people say.
He just said that their affairs have nothing to do with him.
Even if they later know that the magic weapon is with him.
Then let’s fight one by one.
Seeing Sun Wukong acting like a scoundrel, the god who threw the magic weapon was very angry.
Finally, he left angrily.
The only reason they didn't bother Sun Wukong so much was because they thought their magic weapon had been taken away by the Green Bull Spirit.
See this
The remaining people soon said hello to Sun Wukong and left directly.
......
After leaving Jindou Mountain, the next level is the Kingdom of Women
Journey to the West, a Buddhist scripture-seeking group, with stops and stops along the way.
This day
They walked to a large river and saw that the water was crystal clear to the bottom.
But strangely, no living creatures survive in the water.
Seeing such clean and refreshing river water, Zhu Bajie, who had been thirsty for a long time, hurried to the river.
Then the whole pig's head was pierced.
Gulu gulu, gulp down hard.
See this
Sun Wukong, who had just woken up, couldn't help laughing.
"Old pig, why are you in such a hurry? Why are you riding a horse and drinking so much? Do you want to have a few babies?"
Zhu Bajie: "????"
"Brother Monkey, what do you mean?"
Looking at the confused Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong explained with a smile: "This river is called Zimu River. Drinking it can give birth to babies. Congratulations, old pig, you are happy to be a father, no, you should be happy to be a mother, haha!!"
Hear the words
Zhu Bajie is going crazy.
The other side
Sha Monk, who was holding a bowl in his hand and preparing to drink some water, suddenly trembled when he heard these words.
The bowl in my hand was almost smashed.
"Monkey...Brother Monkey, what you said is true or false, the river water will be so weird."
"Hey, if you don't believe it, just take a few sips, Laosha, and see the effect."
Hearing the joke in Sun Wukong's voice, Sha Monk immediately shook his head.
Even if I beat him to death, I don’t want to try.
He is a grown man, what will he look like if he is pregnant?
After listening to what the two said, Zhu Bajie reacted.
He immediately ran to Sun Wukong, held his hand tightly and said: "Brother Monkey, please think of a way, what will happen to me, a male pig, when I am pregnant?"
Looking at the scared Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong smiled and patted his shoulder and said with a smile.
"Don't worry, old pig. Isn't it just giving birth to a child? No matter how big of a deal it is, it will be over as soon as you close your eyes and stare."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Master, help me, I don't want to have a baby."
After seeing Sun Wukong's words, Zhu Bajie immediately looked at Tang San's funeral.
Regarding this
Tang San's funeral said with a serious face: "Bajie, we are all monks, and the child in your belly now is your child, even if the tiger is poisonous, it will not eat its children.
How dare you kill your own child?"
"But, master, I think I can still save it."
"No, don't think about abortion. My teacher will not agree to it. As monks, we cannot kill.
So, during this period, you should take good care of your baby."
"I'm crazy!"
Hearing Tang San's words, Zhu Bajie wanted to slap him.
How?
As a monk, you are not allowed to kill.
Then what are the chicken, duck, and fish they usually eat?
At this time, a boat appeared in the river.
I saw that the person rowing the boat was a beautiful and pretty girl.
"Hey...the ship is coming!"
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie's instinctive eyes turned into Brother Zhu eyes, and he looked at each other with a smile.
At this time, the other party saw Sun Wukong and the others.
The next moment
Accompanied by a scream.
The whole person fell into the water.
"Hmph! Don't be afraid, girl! Here comes my old pig..."
See this
Sun Wukong was speechless. This Zhu Bajie was really horny.
They are all pregnant now.
I still can’t stop my lust.
After kicking Zhu Bajie, the idiot, Sun Wukong flew into the river.
He grabbed the girl who fell into the water, grabbed her clothes by the collar, and lifted her directly to the shore.
To be continued...