Chapter 244 Fighting with a chicken and losing
Su Jinyu and Su Bao listened with great interest.
Su Bao never knew that someone could really be so unlucky!
Now she is curious about how the unlucky guy died. He said he was pecked to death by a chicken, and he was still afraid of roosters after death. What happened?
The little guy held his chin, "What then?"
Su Jinyu: "You can't raise chickens in prison, right? How did you get pecked to death by chickens?"
The two of them looked at the unfortunate guy eagerly.
The unlucky guy suddenly felt like he was telling a bedtime story to a kindergarten kid, and it was hard to explain in one sentence...
He said silently: "There are no chickens in prison..."
After applying to change prisons several times to no avail, the unlucky man could only continue to think about escaping.
"Actually, I was sentenced to three years, and I applied for it for more than a year...I can get out after I have to work for more than a year."
But the life of collecting soap was unbearable for him!!
If he doesn't get out, he will really become the "darling" of the prison boss.
So one drizzly afternoon, he found an opportunity to escape!
It happened that a family member came to visit the prison that day. They were a middle-aged couple.
They brought their own chickens to the city to sell them that day, but there was one big rooster left that was not sold.
During the visit to the prison, their belongings were placed in the examination room, and the big rooster ran out without knowing why.
"I went very smoothly that day. Really, it was the first time that I went so smoothly after being unlucky for so long!"
"Sneaked out of the cell smoothly and found a way out... narrowly avoided the inspectors several times, and happened to find an unlocked door!"
"I have been in prison for so long, and I roughly know the topography of the prison. There is a gap in the building between the examination room and the monitoring room. As long as you pass through the door and then quietly crawl through the gap, you can go directly to the door.
Parking lot, and then get under the car and drive away with it like on TV..."
"Who knew that as soon as I touched the door of the examination room, a big rooster suddenly fell from the sky with a loud cluck!"
The unlucky guy was so frightened that he almost came out of his body. When he saw it was a rooster again, he was extremely annoyed.
He just wanted to crawl out quickly, but the big rooster caught him and pecked him as if he had a grudge against him.
"That big rooster must have been raised for three to five years. Its claws are very sharp and its beak is very hard. It pecked at my head!"
"It even pecked a piece of my hair off!"
The unlucky man's hairstyle changed, revealing a Mediterranean bald hairstyle.
Su Jinyu suddenly realized: "No wonder you are such a broomstick. It turns out that what is missing is what is being supplemented."
Unlucky guy: "..."
A ghost can control its own appearance. It can be the one you liked most when you were alive, or it can be the way you dress when you are buried. Of course, you can also show your appearance - show the miserable state of your death.
It depends on what you think.
The unlucky guy changed back to a colorful black broom hair style and said: "I just started fighting with the chicken."
"When I escaped, I imagined countless consequences, such as being caught by the prison guards, being discovered by surveillance cameras, being shot by bullets, being electrocuted by the power grid, or even being struck by lightning..."
"I never thought that I would be fighting with a chicken in the gap between two buildings!"
"This movement immediately attracted the prison guards."
"At that time, I had already broken the pot, and I would definitely be taken back. But before I was taken back, I, Long Aotian, had to break the chicken's neck!"
At this point, the unfortunate man stopped again, his lips trembling, and his face looked filled with grief and indignation.
Su Jinyu: "Then your neck was broken by a chicken?"
Unlucky guy: "..."
Seeing his unspeakable expression, Su Bao opened his eyes wide: "No way?"
Su Jinyu was also shocked. She just said it casually. Could it be that she was really right?
The unfortunate man gritted his teeth and said, "Isn't that right!"
"The gap between the two buildings was originally narrow, so I crawled sideways. At that time, the prison guards were getting closer and closer, and I became anxious. I just wanted to kill the chicken."
Chickens and dogs are jumping in the slit...the rooster is the chicken, and he is the "dog".
The big rooster jumped up suddenly. His eyes turned red, and he also jumped up and twisted around to catch it.
"Who knew that my head was suddenly stuck by a raised part in the gap, but my body was not stuck..."
"Can you imagine that scene? I just heard a click and I twisted myself 180 degrees without moving my head!"
"...but I feel like I can still save it!"
Because he was still conscious at that time...
"Who would have known that the prison guards arrived at this time, and the big rooster that was about to escape was frightened, flew towards me, and stepped on my eyeball."
There was a creak...this time his neck was completely broken.
"I died of frustration like this." The unlucky man was about to cry without tears: "I am not willing to accept it, I am not convinced! Why did I die like this?"
At the moment when he had the best chance of escaping, he was killed by a rooster.
In humiliation and unwillingness, he repeatedly fought with chickens day and night after his death.
His neck was broken repeatedly by cocks.
Until he turned into a devil.
The unfortunate man finally finished speaking. After saying all the grievances he had accumulated for many years, he felt a little better.
"My misfortune started when I was pecked by a rooster and ended when I was pecked to death by a rooster..."
It's really unlucky.
Su Bao corrected him sympathetically: "No, your misfortune didn't end until you died!"
Unlucky guy: "..."
Yes, it's not over.
He originally thought that he could leave the place of death by turning into a devil, but he was so unlucky that he was trapped and couldn't leave this prison.
Su Bao was about to ask why, when suddenly a voice sounded: "What are you doing? Don't linger at the prison gate!"
At the prison gate, Su Yichen stands behind Su Bao, and Su Bao squats in front of the gate. (In reality, there are people standing guard at the prison gate, but this logic is not followed here, light spray...)
The people inside found that Su Yichen and Su Bao had not left, and Su Bao was still squatting at the door.
He added: "There is a toilet inside if you want to pee! Don't urinate anywhere!"
Su Bao: "..."
She didn't, she wasn't!
"Let's go, let's go~" Su Bao took Su Jinyu's hand and hurriedly ran away.
The unlucky man suddenly became anxious: "Take me away, take me away!"
Su Bao grabbed his hand and said, "Let's go!"
But I don’t know what happened, but the unlucky guy seemed to be stuck by something.
Su Bao felt it was hard and couldn't help but let go of Su Jinyu, holding the unfortunate guy with both hands: "Let's go... let's go!"
Suddenly the red rope on Su Bao's wrist glowed darkly.
A pop sound.
It's like pulling a cork out of a bottle all of a sudden.
Su Bao staggered and sat down on the ground, and the unlucky thing in his hand flew out with a whoosh...
"Ahhh..." The unlucky ghost flying in the air cried with joy: "I'm out, I'm really out this time!"
Wait...why can't he stop!?
The unlucky guy was dancing around with his hands and feet, but his speed was so fast that he disappeared like a cannonball.
"???"
Chapter completed!