Chapter 550 'Tears behind bars'
Chapter 550 "Tears behind bars"
Because the parrot was so green that it almost blended in with the mustard greens hanging on it, the thieves didn't notice it immediately.
Xiaowu curled up one foot and sang "Tears through Iron Window": "Iron door, iron window, iron bracelet, holding on to the iron with my hand~~~ I looked out the window...the life outside is so beautiful...
The moon shines crookedly on my heart, my son is in prison~~~ I miss my mother while crying, I regret that I didn’t listen to my mother’s words, and now I have become a person in prison~~ Now I have become a person in prison~~~~~”
Xiao Wu sang so affectionately that he cried every word, but just barely broke into tears.
Thieves:-_-|||
"Where did the bird come from?" The thief boss frowned.
You actually sang "Weeping Behind Bars" while they were working, just like when someone is celebrating her birthday and you go to her to cry in front of her.
The thief boss was so angry that he grabbed a mustard green and threw it at Xiao Wu!
Xiao Wu fluttered and flew up to the tree.
The thieves can't care less about what's going on.
What can a bird do? Is it important to have rough stones?
He pressed the call button and called his second son: "Quickly, bring the truck in!"
The thieves destroyed the mustard greens on the table and the dried salted fish were scattered all over the floor.
Xiao Wu felt extremely heartbroken: "Mother Wu is going to vomit blood! Mother Wu is going to vomit blood!"
"Quack - Wu Ma! Wu Ma, come quickly! Someone is ruining your pickled vegetables!"
The thief boss's vision went dark. Damn it, it would be a bad thing to be woken up by this noisy bird.
"Beat it to death! It's so noisy," the boss said coldly.
Xiao Wu immediately flew up: "Damn it! Another shot at the first bird!"
With a "biu" sound, the silenced gun was aimed at Xiao Wu, but unfortunately he missed.
At some point, Xiao Wu grabbed a phone and watch on his paw. The gun missed it, but hit the watch.
A burst of black smoke came out of the watch...
Xiao Wu flew higher and pressed 110 beeping.
"Hey, policeman, there's a thief in my house! Catch the thief, catch the thief!"
The stupid thief brother laughed, I have only seen parrots imitating words, but I have never seen a parrot call 110.
No matter how smart the bird is, it won't call 110. What it holds in its talons is a pink watch that looks like a plastic toy. It might be a child's toy, but even if it's a real phone watch, they will call it fake.
Smoked.
The thieves had no time to worry about it. They were racking their brains to figure out how to move the rough stone. Xiaowu on the tree was racking his brains to describe the address:
"Liusha Peninsula, xxx Road, No. xxx, Su Family, Su Family!"
The stupid thief brother couldn't help laughing when he heard it.
The thief boss was frowning: "What the hell are you doing? You haven't brought the truck in for so long. You two go over and hurry up!"
The remaining people were stuffing carrying strips under the boulder.
No matter how heavy something is, as long as you give them a lever... oh sorry, they can't lift it up.
As long as they are stuffed with transportation chains, the boulders can still be moved by mechanical rolling.
But I don’t know why I’m so unlucky today.
Their chain was finally stuffed under the boulder, but suddenly it broke with a snap!
The stupid thief boy who was struggling staggered, and the thing he was pulling flew out with a whoosh.
A severed iron chain hit the thief boss on the head, smashing a big chunk out of his head.
The pain made him furious, and he hit the stupid thief on the head again.
"I'm sorry, boss, I didn't mean it!"
The younger brother apologized and at the same time bent down and lowered his head in fear to admit his mistake.
Unexpectedly, he stepped on something, slipped suddenly, and hit the thief boss's crotch with his head.
Two muffled groans sounded at the same time, and the thief boss fell to the ground and covered his crotch, feeling so painful that he almost went to heaven.
"You..." He was so angry that his fingers trembled.
At this time, the truck drove in, and the thief boss said harshly: "I'll go back and settle the score with you!"
The stupid thief boy covered his head, always feeling like there was something hanging over his head.
Why are you so unlucky today?
Several people walked towards the truck to get new transport chains and quickly move the boulders away.
Who knew that as soon as he opened the door of the truck compartment, he saw a female ghost wearing a red wedding dress standing quietly on it.
The female ghost grinned and said: "Hello everyone... Hehe, do you need help from the slave family?"
The pupils of the thieves shrank sharply, and no matter how brave they were, they screamed in fright and ran backwards like shit!
Unexpectedly, as soon as I turned around, I saw another female ghost standing behind me. She was dressed in white and had an expressionless face, but her orifices were bleeding and her brain was covered in white.
"Brothers, what are you doing in our house? Does your girlfriend know that you are doing shameful things in my house?"
The thieves: "..."
They were horrified to find that ghosts appeared all around them, and a hand suddenly appeared on the ground in front of them. An extremely ugly female ghost crawled out and reached out to them.
"Ahhhh——"
This group of thieves had stolen so many times and saw a ghost for the first time. They were frightened for a moment and had no way to escape. They all hugged each other.
"Don't... don't panic!" The thief boss managed to calm down: "Ghosts are not real objects, they can't touch us!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a male ghost grabbed the little thief on the edge fiercely and turned his head 90 degrees with a click!
The little thief was not pinched to death, but he was almost frightened to death. He felt adrenaline surge and his pupils shrank into pinholes.
"Help……"
The confused man sneered: "You dare to steal our things!"
He suddenly opened his bloody mouth and bit a thief's head hard.
This frightened the thieves. They raised their guns in panic and fired randomly.
But ghosts can twist their necks, but their bullets can't hit them!
Now they couldn't care less about the boulder. They were so frightened that they rushed out and just wanted to leave this place!
But the playboys and the others grabbed their feet and climbed up bit by bit like a prank...
"Help...help!" the thieves screamed.
The door of the truck suddenly opened, and a tall man got down from it and glanced coldly.
"You don't have eyes? You dare to steal from the Su family!" Mu Guifan's voice was cold: "Be careful in the next life."
The thieves were so shocked by his cold expression that they calmed down a bit. They subconsciously looked back and saw no sign of the ghost, as if it was their illusion just now.
The thieves turned back suspiciously, and this time they met several ghost faces.
"!!!"
A certain thief pinched his legs and was so frightened that he peed.
They have stolen so many places, and this is the first time they regret stealing the Su family. Not to mention that there is such a big rough stone here, even if all the gold in the world is piled here, they would not dare to come!
At this time, the siren sounded, and soon the police surrounded the Su family, shouting: "Everyone raise their hands, don't move!"
In the past, thieves would run away when they saw the police, but tonight they seemed to have seen a savior, and rushed towards them like they were pissed:
"Police uncle, help!"
"I'm guilty, catch me now!"
"Please take me away!"
police:"?"
Chapter completed!