Chapter 318 On the road, Hongdou is indeed a stupid woman(1/2)
"So early? Why don't you say hello to your little girlfriend before leaving?" Hongdou yawned, holding the task scroll in his hand, as if he was preparing to go through the formalities.
She could have finished it yesterday afternoon, but she missed work yesterday, so she had to get up early in the morning and go to the Hokage Building to complete the formalities.
I suddenly saw that Naruto had also gotten up early, and I couldn't help but feel a little strange.
"Which one are you asking?"
Anko: "You really deserve to die, Uzumaki Naruto."
"Just kidding, how can I have a little girlfriend now?" Naruto waved his hand, "Okay, call me after the formalities are completed. I'll catch up on my sleep in the lounge."
"Go to hell, I'm not sleeping either!" Anko picked Naruto up, "Let's go together!"
"Hey, there's no need to discuss fairness in this kind of thing, right?"
"Must!"
"I heard that older people have smaller minds."
"Shut up!"
Anko has not yet turned thirty, but after meeting Naruto and receiving information about her thirties repeatedly in the past few days, her whole body has become a little nervous, and the pressure of Ben San is coming.
When she got up early in the morning, she deliberately looked in front of the mirror for a long time. She didn't even dare to eat more meatballs in the morning and drank a bowl of porridge for the first time. She didn't care anymore and didn't want to become an old woman.
It seems that women have similar troubles in this aspect and do not want to be ravaged by time.
When the old man in the mission hall saw Naruto coming again, he immediately became very energetic. Anko didn't even wait in line to go through the formalities, and just jumped in line to get it done.
"Do you have something against that old man?" After Anko completed the formalities, she was obviously in disbelief and pulled Naruto over and asked in a low voice.
"No, I don't have that kind of free time." Naruto denied directly.
"Then why did he act like he'd seen a ghost when he saw you?" Hongdou asked in confusion.
"Who knows? Let's go, go early and come back early." He said impatiently.
Having said that, the two of them found a place to rest not long after leaving the village. It was an inn in the Country of Fire. They said they wanted to take a nap and slept until dusk.
When I woke up, it was already sunset.
The two met each other at the door of the room, looking at each other with their own dull eyes. The long sunset shot into the corridor, giving the two a layer of gold.
Looking at each other in silence, they both closed the door with a tacit understanding and went back to sleep. Two lazy people did a task together, and nothing good happened.
At night, they sat at the table and ate in silence.
"Sure enough, it's not a good time to rush on the road at night." Hongdou put down her chopsticks and said.
"Yes, yes." Naruto agreed, unable to eat hot tofu in a hurry.
Anyway, the mission of the Country of Rain is just a cover. As long as you leave the Country of Fire, you can unseal Anko's curse. Anko's condition is the most important.
Although he said it didn't matter to an old woman like Hongdou, she was one of the few trustworthy friends after all, so it was impossible not to care.
Once there are risks when the lockdown is lifted, he will still keep Hongdou as soon as possible. Hongdou is also aware of this, otherwise he would not agree casually.
After all, Orochimaru is her psychological shadow, and it is far less easy to face it than it sounds. Anko just doesn't want Naruto to be burdened, so she pretends to be okay.
Fortunately, Naruto didn't mention the curse seal. The conversation at the dinner table was all about trivial matters. Not long after, everyone went back to their rooms to rest.
The next day, it's bright.
Naruto washed up as usual, and after the two met, they sat down to have breakfast together. Anko was a little listless, fiddling with the thick porridge in the bowl.
"What are you doing?" He frowned.
"I didn't sleep well. I slept too long in the afternoon and couldn't sleep at night." Hongdou complained.
"There's something wrong, aren't you also asleep?"
"Hey, guess how I fell asleep?"
Naruto: "."
The old woman has a lot of work when she has been single for a long time. Although the two of them are similar in mental age, he was a few years younger than Hongdou when he traveled through time, and lived in this world as a child for six years.
The only difference is that Hongdou looks okay, but his brain is empty. Except for having online experience when doing tasks, he is an idiot the rest of the time.
Stupid Hongdou, both a loser and an idiot.
It just so happened that I liked to mature in the early stage, but in the end, all I could think about was middle school. She obviously looks serious, but wearing black stockings doesn’t look sexy at all, but it’s a bit scary.
Yeah. Except for the red nail polish, which is barely enough.
People will only remember things that are impressive or have obvious contrasts. The bright red at the end of Hongdou's snow-white feet left a deep impression on him.
Just like Marilyn Monroe, one action can be remembered for decades.
Therefore, it is true that Hongdou is not feminine, but it is also true that her feet are beautiful. There is no conflict between the two, but when mixed together, she is still a stupid woman.
"We're almost on our way. We just need to leave the Country of Fire, right?" Hongdou yawned and stood up, paying her room fee first.
"Yes."
I continued on the road until noon, after which I ate some dry food and rested under the shade of a tree. Summer had not yet arrived and the weather was not too hot.
"How did you resurrect Orochimaru that you mentioned last time?" Anko asked aloud during the journey.
"Well, judging from the curse seal on your neck, you will probably spit out something after it is unsealed, and then Orochimaru will come out." Naruto replied casually.
"Snake?" Hong Dou trembled, "When you said that, I remembered that there is a ninjutsu that is probably about reincarnation through a snake."
"It's so disgusting to spit out a person from the big snake's mouth."
Hearing this, Naruto was speechless, "Didn't you also learn your ninjutsu from Orochimaru? Half and half, Snake Princess."
"She Ji?" Hong Dou came over, looked at him in confusion and asked, "Do you also know Snake Ji?"
"I don't know, I just complained about you." Naruto shook his head and continued on his way, although he didn't know if Anko could understand the meaning of complaining.
"Oh, I thought you knew that."
"What is that? Don't say half-hearted words, riddles can't give birth to children."
"I don't plan to have a child. It's so troublesome. It's not easy to support myself. Children are so fragile. They will break if touched." Hongdou said.
"How do you know children are fragile?" he asked.
"Hong told me, I've seen her look a little cute with a big belly." Hong Dou beamed, "It seems like she's about to give birth recently, and she looks pretty good."
Naruto thought of Anko's cold drinks in the refrigerator, and his eyelids suddenly jumped.
"Do you never feel pain during your menstrual period?"
"Huh? How do you know!!!" Hongdou's face was full of horror, "You secretly pay attention to this? What a pervert."
".Change the topic, what happened to that Snake Lady?"
"Myth and legend, I forgot where I saw it, is that a woman used a curse to turn herself into a snake. Then she could not die. When she was resurrected, she would come out of the snake's mouth."
"It seems that Orochimaru has changed his body a long time ago, right?" Naruto asked, Orochimaru's true form appeared inexplicably in his mind, Auntie Snake, I have stopped being a human being for a long time!
"I don't know, I just think it's cool." Hongdou couldn't go on, feeling a little nauseous.
"Understood." Naruto comforted, "You will be able to see it again soon, and you are still the person involved."
"Are you so comforting?" Hongdou said hello directly.
"How about I knock you out when the time comes, so that you're out of sight and out of mind, and just pretend you're sleeping," he asked.
"Well" Anko was really considering it seriously, and after a moment she looked up, "Do you think it's possible for me to defeat Orochimaru?"
"I think you can just move your fingers."
"Are you kidding!" Hongdou was surprised.
"You were joking first."
Hongdou: "."
She suddenly realized that she had a bad heart. She shouldn't chat with this bitch, lest she get angry and have a heart attack. Especially, don't talk about serious matters, she really wanted to hack him to death.
However, she also understood that it would do her no good if the curse mark on her neck was not removed. Even if she was ready to lie down, the curse mark was still a time bomb.
Especially when Naruto came to her and told her that this was Orochimaru's data backup, she was even more disgusted. Crazy, that Orochimaru guy is really a psychopath.
Naruto doesn't think Orochimaru is crazy. The world is so big, and there are always people who will delve into immortality. It's just that that person happens to be Orochimaru, and the method is a bit disgusting.
Changing his body and transforming into a snake. Orochimaru's consciousness has been infinitely close to Otsutsuki's way of existence. It is similar to returning to the source and returning to the original appearance of chakra.
Scorpion can abandon the body and return consciousness to a small cylinder. Orochimaru is obviously more advanced, directly abandoning flesh and blood and existing as a soul.
But this method has its drawbacks after all, and souls also have different sizes. When reincarnated, it is easy to die, but when you meet Sasuke, who is reincarnated by Indra Chakra, it is not enough.
The physical soul was swallowed by Sasuke and could only wait for resurrection in a latent and parasitic manner.
The bad news is that Orochimaru is very difficult to deal with and has many insidious and cunning methods. The good news is that Orochimaru is very weak in his soul state and is also not good enough in front of Naruto.
Therefore, Naruto plans to try that trick.
The corpses are sealed away.
Orochimaru's nightmare made him score twice.
To be continued...