Chapter 497 Qi Yuan’s love experience, the mother-in-law who died in society(1/2)
Chapter 496 Qi Yuan’s love experience, the mother-in-law who died in society
"Brother-in-law, teach me!"
Shen Lingfeng's eyes gleamed: "I have been pursuing Miss Li, but she turned away from me!"
Qi Yuan coughed and made an inscrutable expression: "Before making a plan, you must first clearly explain the other party's strengths and weaknesses. You can evaluate Miss Li and yourself."
"Ms. Li is as beautiful as a flower, with a pair of peach blossom eyes, which is particularly attractive. She is dressed in tulle draped over her shoulders, making her looming and eye-catching."
"I... am a man, and Miss Li thinks I am weak."
"I understand." Qi Yuan understood the pattern of the offensive and defensive sides.
He thought for a while and remembered the past between him and Jinli.
“If you want to break this situation, you need online dating!”
"Online dating?" Shen Lingfeng blinked, feeling that this word was a bit unpredictable.
As expected of a brother-in-law, he knows such powerful words.
“When you’re dating online, the other person can’t see you, and your image depends entirely on her imagination.
In this case, as long as you create an image of high emotional intelligence, gentleness, and humor, the other person will naturally think of you as tall and majestic, without being silent, even if they don't see you.
But looking at your stupidity, you probably don’t even have a Nokia, so then... write a letter." Qi Yuan shared his experience seriously.
Compared with offline dating, the threshold for online dating is indeed lower.
After all, the person who comes down the line, Kayan, ends before the story even begins.
It's different online. It's very easy to be fooled. The other person's appearance and charm are all based on your own imagination.
Is it any different from what I imagined?
This is why Bai Yueguang himself cannot defeat Bai Yueguang.
Shen Lingfeng's eyes widened: "It makes sense. Throughout the ages, many talented men and beautiful women have become friends by writing letters."
Then he frowned and thought: "But... I don't know how to create an image that Miss Yang likes?"
"Simple, some quotes with high emotional intelligence and some humorous love words will definitely touch people's hearts." Qi Yuan said seriously.
Didn’t the son of a rich man in his previous life also like to talk about love?
"Here, let me help you think of some humorous love words."
"Bao, I went for an infusion today. What kind of fluid was given to me? It was Xiangqi's fluid!"
"What does this mean?" Shen Lingfeng couldn't wrap his mind around it.
"That's right, you don't have any infusion."
"Come again!"
"Do you know why I eat fish heads? Because I want to leave the rest of my life to you!"
"There's no wine in your dimples, but I'm as drunk as a dog!"
"I bought a bag of salt today. Guess what salt it is. I love you no need to say more!"
"Do you have body odor? Otherwise, why would you be so charming like a vixen!"
Qi Yuan spoke out the funny words in his mind.
As for the vulgar ones, such as "I farted very loudly today, but I didn't want you to fart", delete them directly.
Qi Yuan thinks that this kind of love is suitable for couples who have been together for a long time.
"Wonderful!"
"You can still say that!"
"Brother-in-law, you are so awesome. Why didn't I expect that you could be like this?"
"Dimples and wine are actually connected together!"
Shen Lingfeng was so excited, as if he had heard some kind words.
Chen Kangbao also gave a thumbs up: "Young Master is so awesome!"
When Qi Yuan heard this, his heart was filled with excitement.
The protagonist in the TV show traveled through time and recited poems, attracting everyone's attention and amazement.
He has the same glory now.
"But when it comes to online dating and online dating, writing a letter is only the first step, the second step is... the Internet!
This is the true meaning of online dating!”
"Brother-in-law, please speak!" Shen Lingfeng listened carefully, as if listening to the sound of the great road.
"Writing to one woman can only be called unrequited love; writing to two women is called dual love; writing to all the young and beautiful women in the city is called online love!"
"Do you only want to fall in love with Miss Li unrequitedly, or do you want to fall in love with all the beauties in the city online?" Qi Yuan said seductively.
Shen Lingfeng's face was tangled, and he seemed to be particularly hesitant and struggling in his heart.
"It's okay, don't worry, just think about it carefully."
"Brother-in-law...can you write less and write letters to everyone in the city? My hand will break!"
Shen Lingfeng's hands hurt when he thought about writing tens of thousands of letters a day.
"It's okay, just write whatever you want. Do you remember the quotation I just said? Remember to keep it in your heart."
"Okay! I'm going to write a letter now!" Shen Lingfeng was very motivated and quickly left to write a letter.
"Oh, I do good things every day without asking for anything in return. I am so kind.
When his sister comes back, she will be very moved when she sees the changes in her brother." Qi Yuan sighed.
Do one good deed every day today.
"Young Master, I have some doubts." Chen Kangbao poked his head out. As the God's counselor, he had to make suggestions for the God at all times. "The Young Master's words of love are indeed exquisite and touching, but people are different. What if... some people don't Do you like one of the love quotes?"
"In online dating, there must be something that slips through the net. If she doesn't like it, just stay away from the Internet." Qi Yuan said casually, "If you write letters to so many people, there will always be people who fall for this, right?"
Casting fish widely and catching fish vigorously is always the truth.
What if there is someone who has the same exquisite taste as him and especially likes this kind of love talk?
"To put it simply, why do fraudsters have so many tricks up their sleeves and are so full of mistakes and omissions, yet so many people are fooled?"
"Because he never thought of deceiving the person who discovered the problem in the first place!"
“Finding the right target customers is the most important thing!”
Chen Kangbao was confused and thought Qi Yuan was unfathomable.
…
The lights are bright.
Shen Wanshan sat in the main seat with a solemn expression.
The exquisite silk robe has complicated patterns, and there is a soft sword hanging on the waist, which is his magic weapon, the earth weapon.
Shen Wanshan is the head of the Shen family and one of the few prefecture-level military envoys of the Shen family.
The prefecture-level military envoys are the overlords of one party, and they can attack 3,000 elite soldiers without retreating.
"I just came back from Yeshan Lake, and the situation there is not optimistic.
Luo Tong Shuijun has achieved great success and has become one with the waters.
Tianzong contacted many prefecture-level military envoys, and even Wei Kun, the beewind hand in the top 20 on the prefecture list, rushed to Yeshan Lake, unable to do anything to Lord Luo Tong Shui!"
There is a powerful strange spirit in Yeshan Lake, named Luotong Shuijun.
Earth-level ghosts are mysterious and unpredictable. Their combat power may be similar to that of earth-level warriors, but their destructive power is much greater and they have various special abilities.
Like Luo Tong Shuijun, it merges with Yeshan Lake.
Yeshan Lake is the largest lake in Jiangzhou, spanning more than a hundred miles in length and width, and is much larger than an ordinary county town.
After the fusion, Luo Tong Shuijun created troubles, not only costing hundreds of thousands of fishermen their livelihoods, but could even stir up lake water and flood Jining Prefecture.
Tianzong was the number one sect in Jiangzhou and contacted many prefecture-level military envoys to go to Yeshan Lake to put pressure on Luo Tong Shuijun.
The result was a disastrous failure.
"Even the Grand Master of the Earth Ranking came and was unable to do anything to stop Lord Luo Tong Shui?" an old man said. He was a peak Xuan-level military envoy and had a very high status in the Shen family.
Ningguo has a land list, which records the prefecture-level military envoys of Ningguo.
The prefecture-level military envoys are the overlords, and the top thirty on the prefecture list are also called masters!
Each one of them is a warrior who has reached the extreme of earth level.
"If the water from Yeshan Lake floods Jining Mansion, Tianzong's prestige will be greatly reduced. In the next battle between Thunder and Heaven, Tianzong will be at a disadvantage!"
"How many innocent people will be harmed?"
"It's a pity that the Weilong Xuanyuan was damaged and we couldn't find a craftsman to repair it."
"Weilong Xuanyuan is a near-celestial weapon. Even top earth-level weapon masters will find it difficult to repair it. I'm afraid it will require a heaven-level weapon master!
To be continued...