Chapter 6 Where is your brain?
"Silly Zhu, why are you laughing?" Xu Damao shouted angrily at He Yuzhu.
"Si Mao, I'm laughing at you for being so brainless." He Yuzhu replied with a smile.
"Silly Zhu, what are you talking about?" Lou Xiao'e complained about her husband Xu Damao.
"You three gentlemen, look, Silly Zhu is making trouble unreasonably. He must be the one who stole my chicken."
Xu Damao had nothing to do with He Yuzhu, so he could only tell the three uncles.
"Zhuzi, stop making trouble and explain to everyone that you didn't steal Xu Damao's chicken."
The uncle is obviously trying to help him.
As long as the Jia family is not involved, the first uncle is also very concerned about He Yuzhu, and after all, he wants to let him help provide for the elderly.
He Yuzhu also gave the big man face and directly told the reason why he made fun of Xu Damao.
He Yuzhu asked Xu Damao directly: "First point, I, the chef of Hongxing Steel Rolling Mill, have a monthly salary of thirty-four and five yuan. Do I lack food for an old hen like you?"
"Yes, yes, Silly Zhu is a cook, so he won't be short of food, right? There's no reason to steal Xu Damao's chicken."
"Yes, cooks are the least likely to starve to death in any era."
"It's hard to say. If you steal it, you don't have to eat it."
Everyone in the courtyard was talking a lot.
Xu Damao was very stubborn, even though he believed that Silly Zhu had stolen his chicken, "You don't have to eat it even if you steal it. Who knows why you stole it."
"Hey, you silly Mao, I think you just want to take this opportunity to wrongly accuse me?"
"Okay, let me talk about the second point."
"I have been in the kitchen of the steel rolling mill all day today. Everyone in the kitchen can testify to me. When I got home, everyone had returned to the courtyard after work. I had no time to commit the crime."
After hearing this, everyone understood that He Yuzhu was definitely not a chicken thief.
Even if Xu Damao hates Silly Zhu in his heart, he can't continue to slander him.
"There is also a third point. We can roughly determine who the chicken thief is, but I won't tell you. I just ask you if you are angry?"
He Yuzhu, who was slandered, felt uncomfortable and deliberately teased Xu Damao.
Xu Damao was so angry at He Yuzhu, "You...you...if you don't tell me, you are shielding the thief."
"Haha, a brain is a good thing, but it's a pity that you don't have one."
"Don't tell me that I just guessed the thief. You were slandering me just now, and now you want me to help you catch the thief? What good thing are you thinking of?"
He Yuzhu completely ignored the angry Xu Damao and just stood there watching his excitement.
"Okay, Silly Zhu, hurry up and tell me your guess, don't waste time." The second uncle Liu Haizhong began to show his official authority to He Yuzhu.
The second uncle is not very capable and has a lot of official power. He Yuzhu cannot tolerate him. He is just a management uncle of a courtyard, which is not a formal position. In his eyes, he is nothing.
"I haven't guessed anything. You can go and do it yourself."
Being rejected so mercilessly by He Yuzhu, the second uncle looked a little confused and said, "Silly Zhu, are you going to say it?"
"I said, I'm talking nonsense. It's a new era now, do you still want to engage in paternalistic management? Be careful, I will go to the street office to sue you."
The second uncle was scolded by He Yuzhu until the sky turned red, "You, you don't respect the elderly, you have no morals and no quality..."
"Okay, now we mainly deal with the chicken thieves, so don't make any noise."
The first uncle once again stepped aside and helped He Yuzhu suppress the accusations from the second uncle.
"I will give that chicken thief another chance to stand up and be given a lighter sentence. Now one person has guessed who it is, and there is no guarantee that more people will not guess it later."
The old man is still capable, and he speaks with both kindness and power. Most people will really be frightened by him and admit their mistakes on their own initiative.
It's a pity that Banggeng was tightly held in his arms by Qin Huairu, who had long guessed it, and didn't let him make a sound, hoping that he could get away with it.
Qin Huairu had already guessed that Banggeng had stolen Xu Damao's chicken when they just held the hospital meeting. She knew her son too well.
At first, she wanted Shazhu to take the blame for her son.
After all, Sha Zhu was very good to Bangge in the past, and since she was having a hard time with him next to him, it really didn’t work out. You could also let Sha Zhu touch his little hands and take advantage, and he would definitely succeed.
But the plan couldn't keep up with the change, and before she could put it into action, Shazhu had already cleared the suspicion three times.
Now, she is really blind. In the whole courtyard, except Silly Zhu, no one is willing to help her so wholeheartedly.
She didn't know that He Yuzhu was afraid that she would blame him, so he stepped forward early to attract Xu Damao's attention and clear his suspicions.
After waiting for a while, no one came forward to admit it.
"In this case, then Zhuzhu, please tell me your guess. If the thief is found out as soon as possible, everyone can go home and cook."
"Yes, Silly Zhu, please tell me quickly. We have worked all day and are tired and hungry."
"Yes, yes, catch the thief quickly, everyone can rest assured."
The uncle wrapped up the public opinion of the courtyard and asked He Yuzhu to tell who the thief was.
"Now that I have spoken, I will definitely speak out.
However, Xu Damao just slandered me, a working class person with a well-established background, and he must compensate me for my mental and reputational losses, otherwise I will not help him catch the thief."
This scene gave Xu Damao a familiar feeling, as if he had just experienced losing money at noon today, and now, history is about to repeat itself?
"Xu Damao, what do you say?" The first uncle said, "It's really not good to slander people casually. If everyone does this, wouldn't it be chaos?"
Hearing the uncle's almost "express" hint, Xu Damao had no choice but to admit his defeat, "Okay, I'll pay Silly Zhu a dollar, and the slander will be over."
Before the first man could speak, He Yuzhu said directly: "It's not one piece, it's two pieces."
"Aren't you trying to steal money? Why? Isn't it just one piece at noon? Do you want to raise the price on the spot?" Xu Damao jumped up and down anxiously.
"The first time you slandered me, you compensated me one yuan. Now it's the second time, you have to compensate me two yuan. If there is a third time, it will be four yuan. And so on, if you think you have money
No, I don’t mind if you continue to slander me.”
"How can this be possible?" Xu Damao was unwilling.
"Otherwise, how can I teach you a lesson? I am helping you correct your mistakes." He Yuzhu replied shamelessly.
The market price of an old hen is three yuan, and it can also lay eggs, and each egg costs five cents.
Xu Damao calculated the score in his mind. As long as he could find the thief, he could make the thief compensate for his losses.
Lou Xiao'e also secretly tugged on Xu Damao's clothes at this time, signaling for him to agree.
If Xu Damao didn't agree, she was afraid that He Yuzhu would beat Xu Damao.
She was in tears talking about it. Ever since she married Xu Damao, she had forgotten how many times Xu Damao was beaten by He Yuzhu.
"Yes, yes." Immediately, Xu Damao agreed to He Yuzhu's statement and paid him two yuan in compensation.
"Can we talk now?"
He Yuzhu glanced around, everyone was looking forward to his answer.
Only Qin Huairu and Banggen are not.
Bangge, the white-eyed wolf, has eyes full of panic and hostility. He is worthy of being the character in the original drama who can evolve into the white-eyed wolf king.
But Qin Huairu's eyes were full of begging.
She doesn't want He Yuzhu to tell Bangge about stealing chickens, because that will damage Bangge's reputation.
In the original drama, for the sake of Banggeng's reputation, she used her tea skills to force He Yuzhu to accuse Banggeng of theft.
All she paid was a few tears and a touch of her little hand by He Yuzhu.
When he was watching TV, the plot almost made him smash the TV. He was not such a bully.
Now, He Yuzhu has changed into a different person, and he will not do such a stupid thing for Qin Huairu.
Chapter completed!