Chapter 8: A Feast of One Hundred Chickens to Catch All the Beasts
Sha Zhu was shocked when he heard the words, and immediately thought of Yang Zhe's words last night. Sha Zhu didn't want to be charged with beating the martyrs, so he couldn't help but stop quickly.
At this time, the deaf old lady whipped a stick and hit Si Zhu's leg, causing Si Zhu to stagger.
"Si Zhu, help me back." The deaf old lady shouted. The deaf old lady had already seen that Si Zhu would eventually pay for the money, and quickly found an excuse to let Si Zhu go.
How could Qin Huairu let Sha Zhu go? Seeing that crying to Yang Zhe didn't work, Qin Huairu cried to Sha Zhu. Qin Huairu was very good at pinching Sha Zhu. As soon as Qin Huairu's tears fell, Sha Zhu's heart melted, and he took it out obediently.
Money.
A big rooster costs one and a half yuan, two big roosters cost three yuan. Silly Zhu didn’t have a ticket, so he had to pay the same price. Yang Zhe got sixty yuan at the price of two big roosters.
"Welcome Banggen to steal the chicken again." Yang Zhe flicked the money, happily collected it, and then took away the chicken and the pot.
"This is my chicken." Bang Terrier shouted anxiously, and then pounced on it like a wolf cub.
Yang Zhe kicked the stick and knocked it to the ground, and then said coldly: "No, this is my chicken."
Bangge was angry and in pain. He couldn't help but fell to the ground and cried "Wow~" and rolled while crying. He was the reincarnation of Jia and Zhang. No matter how much Qin Huairu coaxed him, it was of no avail.
As soon as Qin Huairu became anxious, Shazhu softened his heart, and then looked at Yang Zhe fiercely.
"Thief Sun! You are going too far. Even after paying you so much money, you still want to snatch the chicken away and leave the chicken in the pot!" Silly Zhu couldn't help but roared angrily when he saw Banggeng crying.
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Yang Zhe chuckled lightly, handed the pot filled with chicken to Yan Jiekuang who was standing aside, picked up the gong and started banging it.
"Banggeng is a thief! Banggeng is a chicken thief! Come and see, everyone, there is a thief in our compound again. Everyone should be careful in the future. If you are not careful, your house will be stolen by thieves." Yang
Zhe shouted triumphantly while beating the gong.
This sentence immediately pinched the lives of Qin Huairu and Shazhu, and they were dumbfounded.
"I've already lost your money, isn't this going to end? Why do you still bring it up?" Shazhu yelled angrily.
"Who told you that this story has been changed? You can change your story if you want to? If you lose money, you are also thieves! Once you are a thief, you will always be a thief. You are a fool and a stickler. Don't think about it in this life.
Get rid of the thief's hat."
"Besides, is this your reversal? If you dare to do it, I will shout! You'd better be more honest in the future and flatter the neighbors in the yard. Otherwise, you will anger them and call you and Banggian thieves.
The news spread throughout the streets." Yang Zhe said with a strange smile.
Silly Zhu was so angry that he clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, but he could do nothing to Yang Zhe. Yang Zhe liked Silly Zhu's way of being extremely angry but helpless towards him.
"Liberation, Jie Kuang, Jie Di, there is still Guangfu in Guangtian. If you eat this pot of chicken, first fill your stomach, and then we will have a feast of hundreds of chickens in the evening." Yang Zhe did not have the habit of eating leftovers, so he asked Yan
Liberate them and share the chicken. After all, you can't let others do things for nothing.
"Thank you, Brother Yang." Yan Jiefang and others were immediately moved when they heard this. You must know that in this era, let alone eating meat, it is a great blessing to be full.
After Yan Jiefang and others thanked Yang Zhe, Yan went home as quickly as possible and got chopsticks to eat. Everyone watching could not help but drool.
At this time, Yi Zhonghai hurried back with twenty big roosters.
"Okay, Master, it's over. Third Aunt, please bring someone to boil the water. Let's have a feast of 100 chickens tonight." Yang Zhe looked at Yi Zhonghai who had bought the chickens and said, and then asked the three
Aunt took over the rest.
When the three aunts heard this, they immediately rushed to Yi Zhonghai with a group of aunts, snatched the chicken from Yi Zhonghai's hand, and started to set up a pot to boil water. The people in the yard also cooperated very well, happily raising their own stoves and taking out their own
Pot, for a moment, the entire courtyard was filled with fireworks.
"What... happened?" Yi Zhonghai looked at the excited crowd and couldn't help but be stunned.
The deaf old lady sighed and told the whole story. No matter how stupid Yi Zhonghai was, he knew that this was a hole dug by Yang Zhe and a plan laid out by Yang Zhe, but it was too late.
"Keep an eye on your awesome guy. If he steals again, I will break his legs." Yi Zhonghai said viciously, then flicked his sleeves and went home angrily.
Qin Huairu was also a smart person and knew that Yang Zhe was digging a hole for Bang Gang and Yi Zhonghai. However, Qin Huairu didn't think it was Bang Gang's fault and cursed Yang Zhe fiercely in her heart, especially that
Sixty years of money.
In Qin Huairu's eyes, Sha Zhu's money was his own money. When he thought of the sixty yuan, Qin Huairu was so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe. Yang Zhe took Sha Zhu's sixty yuan away as if he were cutting flesh.
"Sister Qin, give Banggeng a good discipline. If you don't care anymore, Banggeng will be useless."
"Banggen, don't look at me like that. Your bad habits now are all the result of your grandma's connivance. Don't think that your grandma is hurting you, she is trying to suppress you. She suppresses you to death so that she can suck you.
Only with Yang Qi can you live longer."
"That's why the people in the courtyard call her the old witch. By the way, Sister Qin, if you come to eat ** in the evening, you can bring Xiaodang and Sophora japonica to eat, just forget about the stick stems."
"Until Banggen has corrected his evil ways, don't expect to get any benefit from me. Also, Sister Qin, you can eat it, but you can't take it away." Yang Zheke tried hard to sow discord between Banggen and Jia Zhang.
When Yang Zhe invited Qin Huairu to dinner, he did not mean to lick Qin Huairu. Qin Huairu was indeed beautiful and charming, and the two giant pandas were also unusually majestic. However, Qin Huairu conformed to the aesthetics of people of this era, but not quite.
Yang Zhe's aesthetics.
What Yang Zhe likes is fair skin, beautiful appearance, slender waist and long legs, and giant pandas are even more majestic. For Qin Huairu, Yang Zhe can be seen from a distance, and occasionally he can order wild food to play with.
Yang Zhi did this to deceive Bangge and indirectly deceive the Jia and Zhang family. I believe that after what happened last night and today, the soul of the thief in Banggeng's heart is awakening. And he does not let Banggeng come to the table to eat chicken, and at the same time he
Qin Huairu is not allowed to bring meat to Banggeng. If Banggeng wants to eat meat, he has to steal it.
The target of the theft can only be Jia Zhang, who has a lot of pension money.
Now, Yang Zhe estimates that the thought "My father's money belongs to me, but it was taken away by my grandma" has already formed in Banggeng's mind. If Banggeng doesn't steal it from Jia and Zhang, who will he steal?
The key is that Banggeng will definitely hide the money after he steals it. There is a high chance that it will not be hidden at home, but somewhere else. All he has to do is keep an eye on Banggeng for a day or two, and then he can easily take away Jia Zhang's money.
Just pension money.
No, it should be said to be Banggeng's money. That's what the law stipulates. Qin Huairu, Banggeng's father's pension, is the first in line of succession, so isn't Qin Huairu's money just Banggeng's money?
How can something between animals be called stealing?
If you want to deal with beasts, you must be worse than beasts, nor can you be equal to beasts, you can only be worse than beasts.
Of course, there is another way to say this kind of thing, and that is pleasure and enmity.
Chapter completed!