10 What does my beating up Li Zhongyi have to do with the King of Tang?
Li Zhongyi, the king of Tang Dynasty, was a wise man, diligent and patriotic, and an enlightened emperor who valued love and justice.
In the eyes of the world, although His Majesty, the current emperor of the Tang Empire, is not fatuous, he still seems a bit conservative and cowardly compared to his ancestors.
It sounds a little ridiculous, but the most powerful evidence for the whole world to come to this conclusion is: since His Majesty the Emperor came to power, the Empire is no longer as rude and rude as in the past in its interactions with other countries, and has begun to talk sense.<
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Although the great truth is definitely still in the hands of the Tang Empire, bandits who are willing to be reasonable will always look cuter in the eyes of hostages and fat sheep.
Originally, he had no intention of becoming the emperor. He only wanted to be the master's disciple, and he did not want to compete with his younger brother Li Peiyan for the throne. But the master asked him, "Do you want to be the king of Tang?" He said, "I will be the master if you ask me to." The master said.
:Okay, the throne of the Tang Kingdom belongs to you. From then on, Li Zhongyi ascended the throne and became the king of the Tang Kingdom.
Of course, to King Tang, all the disciples in Houshan were basically brothers.
It’s just what he thinks.
Your Majesty has only been fond of Dharma since childhood. There is a bit of scholarly spirit hidden under the golden dragon robe, so his temperament is somewhat tolerant and lazy.
But after all, His Majesty’s surname is Li, and the proud and violent blood of the Tang Dynasty royal family flows through him. If someone touches his bottom line, he will definitely see what the true wrath of the emperor is.
Therefore, the reason why I stayed with my master is that I love calligraphy. However, writing is really terrible.
However, there is now a person who is worse at writing than the King of Tang. The key is that this person is still his nominal "junior brother". How can Li Zhongyi be unhappy?
Yes, this is Jiu Ge’s biggest failure in more than ten years of life - his writing is worse than that of the Tang Dynasty.
If the King of Tang wrote, it is barely legible. In some calligraphy, everyone can clearly tell that it is the handwriting of King Tang. After all, after many years of practice, at least it can be read.
But Jiu Ge’s character, it can only be said that his character is really inconsistent with his poetic name.
The words he wrote looked like earthworms crawling out of the water, which was extremely ugly; in addition, the words he wrote were not only crooked, but also had a strong local flavor.
All I can say is that because of this, Jiu Ge feels so embarrassed.
Even the small regular script that I practiced for a long time with Third Senior Sister Yu Lian when I was a child still failed to change the fact that it was of poor quality.
It is precisely because of this that Jiu Ge can be a mind master or a sword master, but he cannot be a talisman master.
Therefore, Jiuge kept his head down along the way, trying to avoid eye contact with Prince Tang, so as not to be laughed at by this indifferent Prince Tang.
His Majesty the Emperor looked at Jiu Ge, suddenly waved, and said with a smile: "Junior Brother Ninth, come here."
When Jiuge heard this, he could only step forward and salute His Majesty the Emperor: "I have met Your Majesty."
Li Zhongyi was not happy when he heard this. Although as the king of Tang, the people of Tang were all his subjects, and it was necessary to salute him.
But Jiu Ge is not an outsider. He is also his disciple. Li Zhongyi has always regarded himself as his disciple. This kind of salute is absolutely unnecessary.
Especially since this is the imperial study room and there are no outsiders, it would only be formal if it were in the court hall. It would be a bit inappropriate to be so formal.
Moreover, Emperor Tang never had many friends.
No relatives in the Tian family!
His brother has been helping him take care of the dark side of Chang'an, and his younger brother is a cowardly loser. His son is stupid and the other is young, and his daughter is too shrewd, so there are not many people to talk to.
So Li Zhongyi frowned and said, "What kind of courtesy are you doing? You don't have to be so polite!"
"No, no, no, your majesty has great talents and great plans, and the ministers dare not go beyond them. They are just doing the courtesy of a monarch and his ministers and must not disobey it." Jiuge quickly refused.
Although Jiu Ge's tone towards Li Zhongyi was very respectful, the bright look in his eyes was clearly visible to King Tang.
He knew that this kid was deliberately trying to make him angry.
"Okay, okay!" Li Zhongyi also smiled and shook his head. Anyway, he wouldn't be able to laugh anymore after a while.
"I collected a lot of good calligraphy a few days ago, and I just want to show it to you to see what kind of calligraphy you can write!" Li Zhongyi said, grabbing some pieces of rice paper from the slip and handing them to Jiu Ge.
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"I knew it." Jiuge thought to himself, he really didn't want to suffer any losses!
Don’t you know that his handwriting is worse than yours, Li Zhongyi? You actually made fun of him?!
Jiu Ge took the rice paper from Li Zhongyi's hand. Although Jiu Ge didn't have a high level of appreciation of literary calligraphy, he could still tell that this was a very beautiful handwriting.
He didn't know whether it was better than what Wang Tang wrote, but at least it was better than what he wrote.
However, Jiuge absolutely cannot admit this.
So Jiu Ge could only say depressedly: "Your Majesty is so complimentary! I am so stupid that I don't know anything about calligraphy and painting."
Seeing that he had regained a victory, Li Zhongyi was very happy, and without saying much, he asked Jiuge to sit down.
Then he pointed at the rice paper and said with a smile: "Come on, try your skills and see how good you are!"
Test your skills?
When Jiuge heard this, his face darkened.
Li Zhongyi, the king of the Tang Dynasty, was an idiot in cultivation and his cultivation level was not high. Naturally, the power he mentioned did not refer to things like cultivation.
But it means...
Calligraphy!
Jiu Ge knew that he would not be able to escape this level no matter what, so he could only sigh helplessly and said: "Since His Majesty's kindness is hard to refuse, then I will make a fool of myself!"
"Haha, okay, come on!" Li Zhongyi laughed.
When the king of Tang Dynasty smiled, Jiu Ge felt uncomfortable.
After all, without contrast, there is no harm.
You know, every time Li Zhongyi complained that his calligraphy was not good in these years, he would always use Jiu Ge's calligraphy to comfort himself. At this time, Li Zhongyi really felt that his calligraphy was quite beautiful.
Even Queen Xia Xia, who had read Jiuge's calligraphy, couldn't help but wonder: The master is so powerful, why did he accept a disciple with such poor calligraphy? The worst calligraphy should be passable.
Rather than like this - like a dog chewing.
Jiuge’s character is really ugly.
But Jiu Ge felt very miserable in his heart.
Jiu Ge felt aggrieved. He had tried his best to restrain his calligraphy, but in the end he was still ridiculed by the King of Tang.
But Jiuge still picked up the pen and ink, looked at the calligraphy on the rice paper, and then looked at the cursive writing.
Then, Jiuge dipped his pen in water and began to splash ink.
His movements were extremely gentle, as if they would break if touched, for fear of damaging the words on the rice paper.
Jiuge secretly swore in his heart that the next calligraphy must be better than the calligraphy of King Tang.
However...
Things went counterproductive.
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A quarter of an hour later, looking at the "masterpiece" Jiu Ge wrote on the rice paper, Jiu Ge also covered his face and did not dare to look directly.
Jiu Ge feels very embarrassed.
Jiuge’s characters are really ugly.
"Cough, cough..." Jiuge coughed twice in embarrassment.
Li Zhongyi looked at Jiu Ge with a dumbfounded expression and said, "Junior Brother Jiu, your writing is indeed very 'good'!"
Jiuge: "..."
However, Jiuge still endured the anger in his heart and prepared to destroy this "masterpiece".
Unfortunately, before he could burn the paper, King Tang stopped him and said, "Be merciful, Ninth Junior Brother!"
After Jiuge heard what King Tang said, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
Show mercy?
Damn it, he wrote it like this, it’s bullshit to be merciful!
Jiuge felt that his lungs were about to explode!
"Junior Brother Ninth! This is my treasure, don't destroy it easily! Pfft~" Tang Wang Li Zhongyi looked at Jiu Ge with a serious face, but at the end of the sentence, he couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
After saying that, he patted Jiuge on the shoulder seriously.
Jiuge's face turned darker when he heard Li Zhongyi's laughter.
He had scolded King Tang a thousand times in his heart.
Jiuge endured it for a long time, but finally couldn't hold it back and threw the rice paper to the ground.
He can't stand it anymore!
When Li Zhongyi saw Jiuge raising his casserole-sized fist, he jumped up in fright.
In Haotian, although he has some strength, in front of Jiu Ge, he is just an ordinary person, not a great practitioner like Jiu Ge. This punch is no joke.
He is still young and does not want to die young!
"Junior Junior Brother Ninth, calm down, calm down." Li Zhongyi quickly advised: "If you have something to say, say it well!"
"What are your last words?" Jiuge asked through gritted teeth.
"Hey! Ninth Junior Brother, beating the King of Tang is a serious crime against the Nine Clan!" Li Zhongyi also deliberately pretended to be scared and said quickly.
Anyway, it’s not the first time I’ve been beaten.
When Jiuge heard this, he was stunned for a moment and then laughed.
"I beat Li Zhongyi, what does it have to do with the King of Tang?"
Li Zhongyi: "..."
"Can you not slap me in the face? I have to go to court tomorrow."
Chapter completed!