Chapter 42 Happy to be a father
There is clearly a little loli in front of me!
The corner of Fan Ming's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but wonder if he had made a mistake in any step.
This has nothing to do with the mountain god in his mind!
And the "little mountain god" seemed a little confused at first, and it took him a long time to wake up from his confusion.
When she looked down at Fan Li and Fan Ming below, her little face instantly became horrified, as if she saw two ancient beasts.
He actually squatted down to the innermost corner of the desk with his head in his hands.
"Don't eat me, don't eat me, mom said my meat is not delicious..."
"Mom?" Fan Ming suddenly had a doubt in her heart. Could it be that her mother is the real mountain god?
It's just that something went wrong and the wrong person was summoned.
Fan Li, who was beside him, observed for a while and found that this "little mountain god" who suddenly appeared in his home didn't seem to be scary.
So before Fan Ming could make any move, she took the initiative to say hello.
"Hello, Lord Mountain God!"
This scene seems to be inconsistent with Fan Ming, because Fan Li seems to be several years older than this "Lord Mountain God", so it might be more appropriate for the two of them to exchange places.
And when the "little mountain god" heard Fan Li's voice, he shivered.
The mutterings in his mouth became even louder, "Woooooooo! Don't eat me, don't eat me, mom said my meat is not delicious..."
After hearing these words, Fan Li turned around and glanced at Fan Ming. His eyes seemed to be asking - "Brother, is this the mountain god?"
Fan Ming spread his hands and said that he didn't know either.
In fact, Fan Li no longer believes that the little Lolita in front of him is the mountain god of Beishan. The mountain god of Beishan should be a more majestic and greater existence.
But because the other party's appearance just now was so unusual, Fan Li did not dare to be too offended, so he could only explain in a low voice: "My brother and I are both good people, and we will not eat you."
"Little Mountain God" heard this and turned his head slowly, "Really?"
"Really!" Fan Li nodded vigorously.
The "little mountain god" hesitated for a moment, then turned his body around, blinked his bright and lovely red eyes, and carefully looked at the two brothers Fan Ming and Fan Li.
Fan Ming also took this opportunity to look at this "little mountain god". Looking at it, he felt that her eyes were like an animal...
The three of them were silent for a while, and Fan Ming finally decided to express his doubts.
"Are you the mountain god of Beishan?"
Although I already have the answer in my mind, I can't rule out that I am judging others by their appearance.
It is not impossible for gods to look strange. After all, he has never seen a real god. The images of gods he knows are all from TV series.
However, the next second he asked, what happened caught Fan Ming by surprise.
The "little mountain goddess" was stunned for a while after seeing Fan Ming clearly. As soon as Fan Ming finished speaking, she rushed towards him directly and shouted aggrievedly: "Daddy, I'm so scared!"
"???" Fan Ming was dumbfounded. How could a young man like him want to be a father?
Fan Li on the side covered his small mouth, with his big round eyes as if he was getting to know his brother again.
"..."
Fan Ming suddenly had a black line in his head, where is this going?
This "little mountain god" looks less than ten years old, and he is only seventeen years old this year. If she is really his child, wouldn't it mean that he is seven or eight years old...
Even if we take 10,000 steps back, the human physique in this world can do such a thing, but there is no such thing in the memory of the predecessor!
This is 100% a misunderstanding.
Fan Ming wanted to take off the little lolita from his body. After all, this picture could easily lead to misunderstanding... No, the other kid next to him didn't even know what he was thinking about.
Thinking of this, Fan Ming moved even faster, but...
He tried several times but failed.
Fan Ming once again doubted his life.
Is this impossible? I, a second-rate warrior, actually lost my strength to a little lolita?
This is so magical!
While Fan Ming was stunned, the "little mountain god" hugging him suddenly twitched his cute little nose and sniffed the top of Fan Ming's head a few times.
The next moment, my eyes widened.
"You are not daddy!"
The "little mountain god" let go of Fan Ming all of a sudden, rolled twice in the air, landed back on the incense table with an extremely dexterous posture, and then stared at Fan Ming with complicated eyes that were both confused and wary.
Fan Ming straightened the messed up clothes a little, and then said matter-of-factly: "Of course, this must be the first time we have met."
The expression of the "little mountain god" became even more confused, and he murmured to himself: "It's the first time we meet... Why are you so kind... It feels like a mother..."
As she talked, she seemed to remember something sad, and she pursed her lips and burst into tears.
"Mom...wuwuwu...why do you just ignore Xi'er..."
Fan Ming saw that she was crying louder and louder, in order to prevent some strange misunderstandings from being heard by the neighbors.
He walked over and took the initiative to hug her, and comforted her: "Okay, okay, stop crying, just think of me as your father."
Fan Ming has roughly guessed where the "Little Mountain God"'s affection for him comes from. It's probably because Lao Huang Liyong used its mysterious ability.
He seriously doubted that the 280% increase in the probability of receiving blessings written in [Sacrifice (Yi)] was probably a simple and crude way to increase the god's favorability towards him, thus increasing the probability of the gods giving him blessings.
From another perspective, this "little mountain god" may really be a genuine mountain god. After all, the old almanac pointed to her mysterious ability...
Although he had been a little wary towards Fan Ming just now, after being hugged by Fan Ming, the "little mountain god" had no intention of resisting at all, and even took the initiative to bury his face in Fan Ming's shoulder and sobbed intermittently.
"Really...really?"
"Really."
"Really?"
"Really!"
"Daddy..."
"...Eh."
Fan Ming answered patiently, until the "little mountain god" regained his composure, and then asked again: "Tell daddy, are you the mountain god?"
The "little mountain god" raised his head, with a confused look on his face, "Mountain god? What is that?"
Doesn’t the mountain god himself know that he is a mountain god?
Fan Ming couldn't help but fell into deep thought. The current situation seemed to be different from what he imagined.
So he asked again: "Then... what are you?"
"Little Mountain God" blinked his innocent eyes, "Dad, I am Xi'er..."
Chapter completed!