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Chapter 35 Raised my rank

 Guan Rong knew that Heiying was a bit unusual and eccentric, so when peeling the durian flesh, she was even more careful, for fear of being complained.

This 7-pound durian actually peeled off 3 pounds of durian meat, and the meat yield rate is extremely high.

"Sir, your durians are peeled." Guan Rong walked over and placed three large boxes of golden durian pulp on the table.

"Gloves?" Crow said.

Hoho!

Do you want to eat here now?

It's already 9:30 in the evening, and it's closing time. I have no choice but to be dragged down by the last customer. Guan Rong has some reluctance on her face, but she can't drive him away, can she?

While Guan Rong went to get the gloves, Crow picked up the phone and pointed the camera at the durian meat.

Xiaotian Dog in the World: So much durian meat? Is this peeled from 7 pounds of durian? It’s ridiculous, you can’t peel out 10 pounds of durian, right?

The free-spirited Xiaoyu H: Oh my god, I can smell the fragrance of durian through the screen.

Repeated three years in kindergarten: Did Brother Crow take level 8 beauty treatment? This durian meat is so golden...

Those who own D will not have bad luck: in 3 seconds, I want to get all the information about this store immediately!

As soon as the peeled durian meat appeared on the scene, it sparked a heated discussion in the live broadcast room, and various barrages scrolled one after another.

To be fair, the crow looked at the peeled durian meat with the most critical eyes and could not find any slanderous words.

The durian pulp shows a healthy natural luster, like the moonlight, plump and plump in appearance, with just the right degree of maturity, neither soft nor too hard.

Although its color is not as deep as the ginger color of Malaysian D197, it gives people a temptation to kiss it.

Crow: The meat yield rate of this durian is very high. Could it be that I am just lucky? The flesh is very well-proportioned and as soft as tofu. The fragrance of durian is also very strong. For those who don’t have durian at home, you can spray some toilet water on it...

Mobile phone users: Hey, isn’t this a joke? Durian tastes like toilet water, can it relieve itching?

Brother-in-law, please be more serious: I don’t think this durian is anything special. Could it be that if you eat it, you can ascend to heaven?

Tang Bohu lights mosquito coils: I have taken a screenshot, this picture has cured my mental internal friction...

The Goldfish Riding the Wind and Waves: Flowers

At this time, there are more and more fans of "Crow's Food Review", and the number of people online exceeds the number of people!

Everyone was talking and making fun of each other.

"Sir, your gloves." At this time, Guan Rong handed over a pair of disposable gloves.

"Please give me a glass of boiled water. If there is any lemon, you can add a slice of lemon." Crow said again.

Before eating durian, he needs to clear his mouth of taste.

What?

Eating a durian and drinking water, making it so ritualistic?

But there was no way, considering the basic salary of 8,000 yuan given by Lin Tao, Guan Rong went to get a cup and pour water.

Pretending to be cool until dawn: Brother Crow, can you turn the camera around? The girls in the store are pretty good. I just saw her long legs.

This user has not used real-name authentication: Same as above 1!

Paper Bagua Furnace: I can look at these beautiful legs all day...

Deputy Director of the Institute of Idle Humanity: If you want to see beautiful women, go see your mother! Pay attention to the image of licking the screen. This is Brother Crow’s live broadcast of eating durian, don’t lead the building askew!

The crow put on the gloves solemnly.

After all, it is a live broadcast room, with many water friends watching online, so he wants to make himself as gentleman as possible.

Up to this moment, he has been letting the water friends perform and stimulating the atmosphere in the live broadcast group.

Before eating durian, he should try his best to remain deliberately restrained and low-key, and to be relatively objective.

Once the durian enters his mouth, that's when he really performs!

He has broadcasted 199 live broadcasts, and every time, he left the suspense until the end.

Of course, he looks calm, but in fact he has already thought of a lot of lines ready to go.

Such as "That tastes like cheap ice cream that turns into water", "The sweetness of this durian, I think it can effectively prevent tooth decay", "I heard the voice of my stomach criticizing me", "This is definitely not what I will eat in my life.

This is the worst durian I have ever tasted, because I will take a second bite." "The feeling in my throat is the same as having diarrhea..."

And so on.

He is accustomed to using exaggerated descriptions to criticize and criticize the things he tastes, squeeze them dry and squeeze them dry, and demean them again, thus triggering carnival and screaming among water friends.

Arouse everyone's emotions.

After all, everyone has a hidden sense of schadenfreude.

Crow knows this well.

"The water is ready for you. We don't have lemons in the store, but I'll add some green tea for you." Guan Rong exhaled upwards and blew her bangs. She felt that she had done her best to serve him tonight.

Crow took the water glass and took a sip gently.

Guan Rong retreated to the bar, looking at Crow's expression, she felt more and more suspicious about this person's behavior.

"Click"!

She took out her mobile phone, secretly took a picture of the crow's side, and then uploaded it to her circle of friends.

"A weird durian eater came today. He tasted like Western food and made me work overtime!"

Guan Rong uploaded Wu Wu's side profile to WeChat Moments, thinking that if he was up to no good, she would have some evidence.

Unexpectedly, after only 1 minute, there were 3 messages in the circle of friends.

"He's in your store? He's crazy. Close the store quickly and drive him away!"

"Don't you know the famous Crow? The most famous man in the city has a venomous tongue. He always looks for flaws in others. He never has a positive evaluation."

"You're done, you're in trouble, you may lose your job tomorrow..."

Guan Rong was shocked when she saw it. She had never heard of a crow before, and she didn't know much about poisonous tongues. However, her friends left messages and said that he was an "extremely dangerous person".

The purpose of Crow is to give negative reviews without any bottom line and bring down the store!

Guan Rong was shocked and frightened to the point of confusion.

Sure enough, he is not a good person at first glance, it’s a shame that I treat him so well!

"Sir, I'm sorry, our store is closing. If you don't eat this durian, I'll give you a refund..." Guan Rong hurried over.

He cannot be allowed to eat durian in the store.

Crow's heart was shocked, and he felt that his true identity had been "revealed".

His venomous words and deeds are hated by every shop owner, and everyone calls for beating him.

But for Guan Rong, it was too late.

Crow quickly picked up a piece of durian and put it into his mouth smoothly, with a proud smile on his lips.

It's over, it's over now... Guan Rong's heart is filled with sorrow.

The crow pursed its lips, and half of the durian disappeared into the black hole. The atmosphere at this time was extremely silent.

Hoho!

Suddenly cold sweat broke out on Crow's forehead, his pupils were dilated, his cheeks were twitching, his expression was painful, and his expression was too complex to be expressed in words, as if he had received a notice of terminal illness...

Many fans in the live broadcast room witnessed the moment when the crow ate the durian!

The fans are all holding their breath, and the crow’s food review is the climax of the live broadcast.

Bragging Olympic champion: Oops, the host looked very painful when eating durian, his mouth was sticky?

Auntie Allure with a Smile: This is my new 5G network, why is the screen frozen? It’s really Kaspersky!

Shining Aotuman: This durian is indeed too unpalatable and flashy. The crow anchor refused to comment.

Gang Leader Qiao, who brought his own speakers: Stop scrolling and be quiet. I want to read Brother Crow’s review. This time there will definitely be some golden words!

Time froze for a full minute, and the crow remained silent.

Oh my God, Guan Rong covered her mouth with her hands, and several electric lights crackled in her heart!
Chapter completed!
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