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Chapter 21 What kind of thing can you sing?(1/2)

 Lu Zhe’s eyes widened!

The aunt who was looking at 155*155 not only swooped over, but also kept deliberately pushing Lu Zhe on the bed, and kept moving her hands and feet!

Lu Zhe kept greeting his aunt and family irritably in his mind, but his movements of his hands and feet did not stop. He turned around just right, grabbed the thick aunt's arm, and threw her over her shoulder!

The Strengthening Fighting Pill immediately exerted a powerful effect.

The aunt who was instantly thrown onto the bed by Lu Zhe had her eyes wide open and her mouth was dumbfounded!

After a few seconds, he raised his head and looked at Lu Zhe blankly, and shouted softly: "It's so cool~so exciting~I like it so much!"

When Lu Zhe heard this, he almost burst into tears!

Resisting the urge to vomit immediately, I grabbed my phone and keys and rushed out of the door!

"Auntie, I have something to do. I have to leave first..."

"Please help me take it to the door..."

Lu Zhe covered his mouth, resisting the urge to vomit in the next second.

He ran at full speed and ran out of the door.

The aunt who had just finished arranging the large fonts turned her head and saw an afterimage of Lu Zhe still in the room. No one was there anymore.

When she came to her senses, she was so angry that the aunt hammered the bed, her face turned purple and the color of pig liver, and she cursed:

"Small~ You can run away from the monks but you can't run away from the temple. Sooner or later you will have to be my mother's plate!"

"Hmph~ Let's see~"

The other side.

After escaping, Lu Zhe squatted under a tree and vomited for a long time before he could catch his breath!

"Old woman! You want to hide your rules from me for eight hundred yuan in rent?"

"Get! Add! Money!"

After saying this, Lu Zhe shivered all over.

"Forget it, forget it, this joke can't be made! Bah, bah, bah~"

"Children's words are unbridled! Children's words are unbridled!"

"I don't eat pig food~"

Afterwards, I took a taxi to a barbecue restaurant with a good reputation.

After all, in the past, he would not have been willing to spend money to take a taxi to eat barbecue and have three meals a day with Kang Shuai Fu Jialebi.

It makes him even more scared now that he sees the genuine one.

He ate Xiaohuijun’s crayfish last night and he couldn’t get enough of it.

I planned to pay for it myself today, and ordered a portion of garlic crayfish, thirteen-spice crayfish, spicy crayfish, and a bottle of Happy Fat House water.

"Cool!"

After finishing a plate of garlic crayfish, Lu Zheyun sucked his fingers and couldn't help but sigh!

"What are you doing?"

"We don't want to give you V-letters!"

I was enjoying my meal when I was suddenly startled by several high-pitched and sharp female voices.

Not far away, three fashionably dressed girls were surrounded by a few greasy, fat-bellied gangster-looking guys.

......

At the same time.

Three major anchors, Dai Xiaomei, Zhou Shuyi and Mozi, gathered together to eat spicy crayfish.

A certain philosopher once said a famous saying in his book: "A woman is equal to 500 ducks!"

Three women?

Definitely bigger than 1500 ducks!

As soon as we met, we chatted a lot.

Among the three, Zhou Shuyi was especially excited!

"Really! You really can't imagine! How could that Lu Zhe be so bad? So stupid?"

"Thanks to his good looks, he took away all the bamboo shoots on the mountain. He just slapped his ass and left. Now I am chased and mocked as "ugly" every day!"

"Can you imagine? As soon as I go online, no matter how many people there are or how few, I will always hit "Ugly"! It pisses me off!!!"

Dai Xiaomei and Mozi laughed so hard that they burst into tears.

Especially the silly little girl, who laughed so loudly that she looked like a goose howling.

"Goose goose goose~ I'm laughing so hard~ Goose goose goose goose!"

Mozi was much better, but he just laughed so much that the two bulging flowers on his chest trembled: "No, you are usually very talkative! You can just quarrel with him~"

"I really wanted to complain, but this Hun Dan was immediately removed from the broadcast! I just finished tipping a super hot shot, and he was immediately removed from the broadcast!!!"

"I knocked, and I was completely stunned. I couldn't be more embarrassed!"

Now that Zhou Shuyi recalled that scene, she was still furious.

Mozi and Dai Xiaomei laughed together, and the three of them were having a great time playing and making trouble!

"You are ruthless! Lu Zhe is really a talent. He can make you so angry, you can be considered a character~"

After Mozi finished speaking, he winked at the stupid girl~

Mozi is a contracted female anchor under Penguin, although her platform is different from that of Zhou Shuyi and Dai Xiaomei.

But the relationship between the three of them is very good. They get together to chat and gossip whenever they have free time. Man...

Tonight, neither of them is broadcasting live, so they are gathering together.

Zhou Shuyi didn't expect that she would dress up carefully and even have a breast pad when she arrived.

The two of them were completely blind to her exquisite makeup, fashionable clothes and her tall breasts. They grabbed her and started gossiping about her "love-hate" story with Lu Zhe.

"Although...but, Lu Zhe's appearance is really handsome! Has he used any beauty techniques?" Dai Xiaomei asked with a look of infatuation.

"Yes, yes~ I'm also very curious about the two live broadcast videos of him and PDD! Really, it's so simple! One is Jiutian Banished Immortal, and the other is Demon Bo Gang!" Mozi vividly described with a smile.

When the two idiots thought about Lu Zhe's appearance, they almost cried out!

"Who is the Jiutian Immortal? Teacher Whoring?!"

"Poof!!!"

Mozi was so shocked by Zhou Shuyi's amazing brain circuit that he spurted blood!

"Are you okay? It's definitely not the prostitute teacher, of course it's Lu Zhe who is an immortal from Jiutian!"

"No, are you two okay?" Zhou Shuyi looked shocked: "Hey, do you want to act like a nymphomaniac who hasn't seen a man in hundreds of years and don't even have a choice?"

"Just tell me straight up~ Do you have his V letter?" Mozi snickered and asked clearly.

Zhou Shuyi: "..."

"Yes~ Such a handsome man...don't give it up to your sisters~~Hahahaha!"

Mozi and Dai Xiaomei looked at the angry Sister Zhou, and they laughed together, laughing happily.

"I have a V letter, girls, we have a V letter, hahaha!"

"Yes~ We have it, add our V letter, burp~"

Suddenly.

Four or five greasy men wearing lapel polo shirts looked at Zhou Shuyi, Mozi and Dai Xiaomei with blurred eyes.

Each one is greasier than the other, wearing a golden necklace as thick as a little finger around his neck, and a golden ring on his short red and black fingers.

Two people even disliked the hot weather and even took off their clothes, revealing a tattoo of a lobster or a caterpillar on their back.

When a few local ruffians saw that there were chairs beside them, they turned to sit next to Zhou Shuyi, Dai Xiaomei and Mozi with their eyes closed even after they had a disagreement.

When the guests in the surrounding seats saw this scene, they immediately stood up and left, not wanting to get into trouble.

After all, these five or six greasy middle-aged guys either have deformed tattoos of faded dragons or small watches with thick gold chains.

At first glance, he looks like a promiscuous person and is not to be trifled with!

"What should I do? Mozi, what should I do, Sister Zhou?"

The thin, stupid girl saw the shameless guy take the initiative to sit over. She was so frightened that she moved closer to Mozi next to her. She grabbed her bag and put it on her chest in fear, feeling more secure psychologically.
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"Everyone, we all have to eat. To give my little brother some face, let these beauties have a good meal."

The owner of the barbecue restaurant was sweating profusely, his hands and face were covered in black charcoal ash, and he looked honest and responsible.
To be continued...
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