Chapter 33 Outsmarting the gas tank aunt! Encountering the silly girl~

Chapter 33: Outsmarting the gas tank aunt! Encountering a silly girl~ (please recommend votes, rewards, monthly tickets!)

"It's so annoying~ Xiao Lu, why didn't you come back last night?"

The landlady stamped her foot depressedly, and the house shook three times.

Not giving up, I secretly peeked at the gap at the bottom of the door for a while.

I stayed close to the door and eavesdropped for a while, and then I was sure that there was really no one inside!

Just when the aunt was preparing to go home.

Recharge your batteries and wait for the next time Lu Zhe comes to catch turtles in an urn at home and forcibly controls the acquaintance of Bao.

A series of thunderous engine roars exploded downstairs in the community.

The gas tank lady frowned and stuck out her big round head with sparse hair, ready to scold whoever was so incompetent.

When I looked at the tall and straight man who got off the motorcycle, who could he be if he wasn’t Lu Zhe?

The gas tank aunt suddenly had a golden light in her eyes and said quietly:

"Xiao Lu, wow, Xiao Lu~~ we don’t have to wait for the future!"

"Today is also a good time with beautiful scenery~"

So, he quickly tiptoed next door, waiting for Lu Zhe to come up.

The other side.

After getting out of the car, Lu Zhe, who had just taken off his helmet, immediately had an itchy nose and sneezed:

"Aqiu~"

"Who is scolding me?"

Lu Zhe rubbed his nose and strode upstairs.

Old-fashioned staircase room, third floor, 20 square meters.

Otherwise, it would be impossible for the monthly rent to be only 800 yuan.

Including water, electricity and Internet, it’s almost a thousand yuan a month!

Environment?

Joke!

After all, this is Jiangcheng!

Just when Lu Zhe took out the key and was about to close the door.

A squat and sturdy figure of Kong Wu was cast on the ground by the sun!

When Lu Zhe saw it, his eyelids jumped a few times.

Oops!

Gas tank aunt!!!

Forgot to check if she is there first!!!

Damn it!

Suddenly, an aunt who was 155cm tall and weighed 155kg blocked the door. She rolled her eyelids, looked at Lu Zhe up and down for a few seconds, and then said resentfully:

"Hey~ Xiao Lu wow~ I've been waiting for you for a long time~"

"Why didn't you come back last night?"

Lu Zhe looked at the aunt with a rough face and thin hair and swallowed subconsciously before saying:

"Uh...it's ventilated under the bridge. I'm going to sleep under the bridge..."

The aunt didn't give up and continued to ask: "Huh? Where did your motorcycle come from? Are you rich? You actually have money to buy a motorcycle?"

"Uh... I stole it~~ I sold the battery first and then sold the car for scrap metal!"

"Auntie, don't worry, the 800 yuan rent is worth every penny to me!"

Lu Zhe grinned and said nonsense seriously.

"Hey~ don't call me aunt, it sounds so old! You call me..."

Before the aunt finished speaking, Lu Zhe interrupted directly. He was afraid that he would vomit again the next second.

"Call you Mrs. Niu?"

The aunt was immediately unhappy when she heard this!

"That damn old Niu and I have divorced a long time ago~What do you call Mrs. Niu~"

"Call me Xiaotiantian!!!"

I can't stand it!

I really can’t stand it!

"yue~~"

In front of the aunt, Lu Zhe retched several times.

The aunt immediately said unhappily.

"Xiao Lu~ Guess what I came here specifically for today?"

"Did you understand what my sister said last time?"

"I just have time tonight~ Why don't we have an in-depth communication???"

As soon as these words came out!

Lu Zhe's eyelids twitched again.

I'm crazy...

Disgusting to me, right?

Okay!

It was too late, but soon, Lu Zhe took out his belt from the waistband of his trousers.

Facing the surprised and delighted aunt, she straightened up and pulled a few more times, with a bad smile on her face:

"Auntie the landlady! Oh, no~ It's my sister~~ Let's play a game!"

"The game is called: you chase me, if you catch me, I will let you have fun~~"

When the aunt heard the name, she immediately smiled.

Like a nymphomaniac, she obediently stretched out her hands to tie up with Lu Zhe, and Lu Zhe pulled her towards the bed.

Lu Zhe rudely threw her on the bed and kicked her shoes away!

Just when the aunt was so excited and thought that everything was ready, it was time to get down to business!

Lu Zhe picked up the laptop and old guitar case on the table and said slowly:

"What about you? It's time to rest here. What about me? I still have something to do, so I'll leave first!"

The aunt was obviously stunned. She struggled on the bed for a few times and then stopped moving. It took a few seconds for her to react!

She raised her head vigorously, and saw that the flesh on her face was trembling with anger, and she shouted to Lu Zhe: "You... what do you... mean?"

Lu Zhe packed his things and said calmly:

"It means I won't rent your 800 yuan house!!!"

"Don't use your identity as the landlord of this shabby house to engage in pornographic transactions, coercion and inducement!"

"When I'm old enough, I can just dance in the square and hook up with the old widower in the square!"

The aunt's hands were tied and she was dragged on the bed by Lu Zhe. Because she was too fat, she couldn't turn over at all, let alone get out of bed and stop Lu Zhe!

The fat all over her body was trembling with anger, and she yelled loudly: "Are you rich? Can you afford other people's rent? If I hadn't taken you in! You don't even know which homeless shelter you are in!"

"Haha~ Who are you looking down on? Who can't earn just 800 yuan!!!"

"Hmph! Without me, you'd have to sleep under the bridge! It's only 800 yuan and you have to steal batteries to pay for it. You... you... still don't give me any explanation.

Come on, please beg me, maybe I will calm down!"

Lu Zhe snorted coldly and stopped talking nonsense.

Without saying anything, he took out eight red 100-yuan bills from his back pocket...

Slap it hard on the aunt’s face!

I picked up my old guitar case, picked up my laptop and walked to the door.

From his huge back, I saw the tall Lu Zhe, carrying an old guitar on his back, stopping at the door.

The sun shone on his body, and the aunt was stunned when she looked at his background!

In less than a week...he is completely different!!!

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Lu Zhe turned his head slightly and coldly looked down at the street shrew who was tossing, rolling and kicking his legs on the bed, and said:

"Don't bully young people into poverty!!!"

"This... you don't know?"

"I'll give you the rest of the rags. Goodbye~ Auntie, goodbye~ never see you again~~"

After saying this.

Gone cleanly!
To be continued...