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Extra Story: Teemo's Confessions(1/3)

For cats, they will experience many things that challenge their values ​​throughout their lives.

For example, shortly after I was born, I thought that the world had only four white walls, and my mother had five brothers.

Eat, sleep, and seize the most important position is everything in my life.

Simple, boring, but not boring.

Because, I always win.

That seems to be the fourth month after I was born?

I don’t have any clear idea of ​​time, everything was told by the bipedal beast named Haitang.

"Your name is Timo!"

"You are still a kitten, only four months old! You can't eat sausages."

My name is Timo.

I'm a kitten, four months old.

That fragrant thing is called sausage.

My world has changed because of the man named Haitang.

The world has become bigger.

It is no longer the white side, but has become a wider place.

They are all things I don't know, without any familiar taste.

Stranger and scared.

However, it was just a false fear created by the ignorance of childhood.

Now it seems that everything is nothing more than that.

The word ‘beauty’ seems to be used to describe me.

I = Beauty

This is something I realized when I was one year old.

Because all the biped beasts and their fellows will sigh like this when they see me.

"Ah, it looks so beautiful! Ah, it's so beautiful!"

At first, although I didn’t know what ‘good-looking’ and ‘beauty’ meant, the praise, compliment and envy contained in my voice were indeed well captured by me.

Perhaps, besides beauty, I am also very smart.

And after looking at something called a mirror, I found that it was indeed the case.

I'm beautiful and smart.

Because not all the same people know how to learn and accept new things.

So when I occasionally communicate with them in a place called "Hospital", I will inevitably find my special nature.

However, in the occasionally 'TV series' Haitang would say, 'The king is always special.'

Thinking about it this way, I was probably born different from these foolish people.

A king should have the unique posture of a king and elegantly conquer and plunder.

Thinking about it this way, I seem to have done something that the king should do.

King Timo, this name sounds quite good, but there is no such name as me.

It's a pity.

Through years of observation and learning, I have learned a lot.

There is not only one biped beast. They have a huge race and a high number, which seems to be the most important race in this world.

But cats, that is, my idiots and my idiots, can be above them.

Because these two-legged beasts will provide us with food, shoveling poop, and help us solve all problems.

It's like the emperor and subjects in the TV series.

The bipedal is our property wrong.

The bipedal beast in my family, the human named Haitang, is my property, only her, that's all.

The other two-legged beasts have nothing to do with me.

The only two-legged beast I like is Begonia.

Other biped beasts always reveal a hint of ignorance.

I don't like them very much.

Home.

This is the name of what I thought of as the ‘New World’ at first.

The world seems to be something called Blue Star, and it seems to be ruled by bipedal beasts.

From this point of view, it seems that this world is also ruled by me.

For me, life in the first two years was very difficult and complicated.

The world is strange, and the mother's teachings are vague.

How to let the bipedal beast know what I am thinking, how to communicate with other similar people, and how to understand many strange things in this strange home, all of which are problems.

All need to explore from scratch.

We cats have no breed like "teacher" in the title of bipedal beast.

Smart cats will become powerful, while idiots will be like the "pig" next to you who lowers his head and eats hard.

Live carefree and stupid.

However, the two-legged beast is like an ancient emperor, and he likes stupid and good-looking.

If I say that...will you still like that guy named 'Blue Fat'?

He looks very honest and although he can't have anything to do with "beauty", in the aesthetics of cats, his ginger-yellow eyes are still very good.

The hair is beautiful and strong, but it is slightly bloated.

It will definitely be a reserve grain when placed in the wild, but as a high-end variety, we are worshipped by bipedal beasts, this look is very good.

This little fat man knows many wonderful things and often follows me. He is old and short, and he will tell interesting stories from time to time.

For example, a horrible but delicious story like the "strong rat" and the huge squid".

And from time to time, I would bring me gifts and give me some delicious food.

Very good at it.

I like it very much and I am very satisfied with it.

It's much better than my stupid brother named Puff.

So when Lan Pang told me stories, I was willing to share with him the "way to survive" I had figured out with the knowledge I learned over the years.

The little fat man is very obedient and can't fight. For cats, he is a bit weak.

And he treated his servants very friendly, and his tail was always knocked high. I will find a way to correct this for him, but the effect does not seem to be very significant.

The one who obeys my teachings is probably the most obedient.

What does this cat say at noon is very subtle.

Clever?

I seem to be very well-behaved when I am within my field of vision, but I often fight with other cats for some inexplicable reasons.

What I can't understand the most is that he seems to be very hostile to Lan Fat.

However, competition among the tribe will become stronger, and those with sharp claws will be eligible to enjoy the first dinner.

This is the rule, but...

Basically, I have to be cut by biped animals every month, and there is a little orange who doesn’t know what respect is when I eat.

Big head.

One time, he even dared to hit me for a bite of beef.

Oh.

It would be a bit naive to hit my cat and want to escape unstoppably.

When packing up cats, you must be in the shadows. The fight will be stopped by the group of ignorant bipedal beasts.

Just like when Xiaoju had to challenge the dignity and status of the overlord of this clan for a bite of beef, when he was about to educate him at Wu, he was stopped by the ignorant and ignorant bipod beast.

"How can you unite to bully Xiaoju?!"

Look at this tone full of justice.
To be continued...
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