He remembered that he was shocked by the comrade who suddenly broke in with a loudspeaker. His arm suddenly slighted and then sank suddenly. He leaned forward without any preparation...

My stomach was stuck in the fence and it still hurts a little.

With the sloppy memories, Li Weiwen turned his head and looked at the girl who grabbed her arm with both hands.

So that's how it is!

At this time, as if time was paused and sherlock's classic bgm ("Sherlock"), a string of formulas suddenly appeared in his mind, and he simply measured the height. After referring to his height and weight, he calculated the weight of the culprit in just 2 seconds.

Being pulled down for no reason to feel free fall made him feel not very beautiful. After all, his name, photos and may appear on tomorrow's headlines.

‘Shocked, a teenager in our city jumped off the rooftop of the xx shopping mall with the same woman.’

‘The young and young girls jumped off the rooftop. Is this a distortion of human nature or a decay of morality?’

He had already thought of such titles for the reporters.

A little angry and helpless, the complex emotions fermented into a sentence, "Are you too fat?"

Because the sound of the wind was whistling in my ears, the girl didn't hear what Li Wei was saying at first.

She turned her head and shouted, "What did you just say?"

"I said!"

"You! Yes! No! Yes! So fat!"

“???!!!”

Hearing Li Wei's words and shouting out this sentence, the girl widened her eyes and showed a look of seeing a ghost.

But this expression didn't last long.

She twitched the corners of her mouth and took a deep breath, "What are you talking about to me?"

It exploded, it was definitely exploded.

"I said you're too fat!"

Like a repeater, Li Wei repeated it three times from the beginning to the present.

But obviously he didn't think it was enough.

"Do you think you are not fat? You are 52 kilograms, but you are not fat?"

Li Wei, who had a sonorous and powerful voice, had detailed data, seemed extremely confident at this time.

"I only have 51.2! And even if it is 52 kilograms, it's not fat!"

As he said that, the girl grabbed her arm tightly and used some force.

Some of the long nails were like trying to cut out the flesh from Li Wei's arms.

"If you are not fat, can you pull me off?"

"How did I know you are so weak?!"

"Isn't it just that you are too heavy?"

"That's clear that you can't do it!"

silence.

After a brief silence, Li Wei uttered a golden sentence for becoming famous by a straight man.

"It's over 100 years old, do you still have any reason?"

If the eyes could kill people, Li Wei was dead now.

The anger and resentment contained in the girl's eyes can be comparable to that of a lady who often goes to and from TV.

"You can die."

bump.

What drowned Li Wei and made him shut up was not soft at all, and even slapped the cushion that was a little painful on his face.

Oh, and there is also a crazy bb system.

[You successfully jumped down from the rooftop.]

【Congratulations on achieving the leap of faith.】

[To achieve the first achievement, the system ‘Achievement Collection’ has been enabled.]

【Congratulations on achieving your achievements you jump i jump.】

[Rewards have been issued, please pay attention to return to the achievement interface for checking.]

[Formal unlocking of the system operation mode, the system will be updated soon, please pay attention.]

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"Name."

"Li Wei."

"age."

“16.”

"What is the ID number?"

······

White walls, small rooms, bright lights.

One table, two benches.

At this time, sitting opposite Li Wei was a middle-aged man in a police uniform.

"Why did you jump off the building? Huh?"

Finally, I asked about the highlight.

But Li Wei felt so wronged.

‘I didn’t want to jump off the building.’

‘It’s really not that I want to dance.’

‘Besides, if it weren’t for some teammate who suddenly broke into the goal, the somewhat heavy girl and I should have been able to go downstairs and go home, right?’

...

"Actually... I didn't want to jump off the building."

Do you think our people's police will believe these nonsense words of you?

Welcomed the baptism of such eyes, Li Wei sighed and began to tell the story from today when he walked into the mall.

One and a half hours later.

10:45 pm.

"It's over." After looking at the time, I looked at the two big bags of things handed him to him by the police when I left.

Lanpang is going crazy at home.

Thinking of this, Li Wei completely gave up the idea of ​​squatting at the door and retaliating.

There is still a hungry baby at home!

I opened the door to my home with some guilt.

It was pitch black, and the only light was the slightest light shining through the floor-to-ceiling windows in the living room.

Gad.

Turn on the light.

I hurriedly swept the room.

No blue fat was found, it was safe.

‘Go to bed?’

Li Wei breathed a sigh of relief in an instant.

Change into slippers, tiptoe to the kitchen, preparing to make some food for yourself.

"Meow?!"

(Where did you go?! Where are you doing this?!)

I can escape the first day of the lunar month or the fifteenth day of the lunar month.

Although he agreed to come back soon before leaving, he was supposed to let Lan Fat Pigeon go and he was hungry, but he didn't lose. At this time, he admitted his apology did not exist.

In the class war of family status, it is important to maintain an active position.

"I didn't eat either, you can wait."

Li Wei answered in a tough manner.
To be continued...