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Chapter 280 I won’t eat these

I was completely stunned, I just felt my head was buzzing, the curtains in front of the window twisted into a grimace, there were countless tentacles lying on the ceiling, and the black goat stared at me through the window and laughed.

I shook my head to get rid of these weird hallucinations.

My lips trembled, opened and then closed again. I was suddenly afraid, afraid of my past self and afraid of Gong Yiyu in the past.

"Hahaha!" The dream-eating tapir suddenly laughed, waving its long nose wildly, dangling its two hooves, and wiggling its buttocks in front of me.

"I'm just teasing you, are you scared now? Big Tou is right, you are just timid Rui..."

My face turned cold and I no longer spared any effort. I grabbed the dream-eating tapir's head with both hands and spun it in mid-air. It turned into a pitiful rag doll in my hands and swayed crazily with my movements.

At the same time, I grabbed the hair on the dream-eating tapir's belly and pulled out a handful!

“Moo————!”

The dream-eating tapir screamed in horror, tears streaming down his face, and shouted loudly: "I was wrong, I was wrong, moo! I just want to adjust the awkward atmosphere!"

I ignored it and punched it in the stomach. Normally, it was laughing and joking, and I just did it as a joke. But now it was different. It really stepped on my bottom line.

When Zhang Geng woke up, what he saw was the scene of me beating the dream-eating tapir. He immediately raised his hands and said: "As expected of Brother Zhao! Good fight! Woohoo! Look at this beautiful left hook, it is worthy of shocking the world.

A brave man!

Wow! Look at this handsome slap, this strength and angle, even after decades of immersion, it’s not worthy of even a move in front of my Brother Zhao!

Oh my god, look at this again..."

Zhang Geng chattered endlessly, without repeating every sentence. In his mouth, I became the invincible super king of the universe.

The dream-eating tapir cried for father and mother, gritted his teeth after listening to Zhang Geng's words, and finally shouted loudly: "Moo! It hurts so damn much! Zhao Rui, stop fighting, the worst, I'll tell you about the palace again."

A matter of words!"

Then I stopped and threw the Dream-eating Tapir on the ground.

I pulled out all the hair on the Dream-eating Tapir's body, and a large piece of hair was missing in the middle of its head, giving it a perfect Mediterranean image.

The dream-eating tapir covered the wounds all over his body and shrank up in tears.

"Say!" I shouted coldly.

The dream-eating tapir raised its head, its two small eyes filled with resentment. This time, its resentment was clear, naked, and unadorned.

I've seen this look before, it's a look that wants to crush me to pieces.

The Dream-Eating Tapir really has bad intentions for me.

But it always stayed by my side, even in the desert. It even helped me from time to time and brought me some news. What is its purpose?

A monster is a monster, and hoping that it can become a partner is just a wishful thinking after all.

The dream-eating tapir covered the missing hair on his head and said viciously: "Zhao Rui, you can be happier if you don't know anything. If you know the truth, I'm afraid you won't be far from true death."

I frowned, and I felt something was wrong when I heard what it said. This guy...could he want to run away?!

I stretched out my hands to catch it, but it twisted its body and became extremely flexible. It stuck out its butt and farted at me, then turned around and ran away without a trace.

Zhang Geng was so smelly that he burst into tears. He kept coughing and yelled: "This is too smelly! Are you a skunk?!!!"

My face looked really bad, so I opened the window and let the smell in for a while before I felt better.

Zhang Geng asked cautiously: "Brother Zhao, why did you suddenly teach the dream-eating tapir a lesson? What did it do wrong?"

I turned my head and looked at Zhang Geng seriously: "The Dream-eating Tapir is said to be a mythical beast, but in fact it is a monster. If it is not of my race, its mind must be different. You should stay away from it in the future, so as not to be deceived by it and have to help it.

Count the money.”

Zhang Geng patted his chest and said swornly: "That is definitely impossible, Brother Zhao, I am smart. Although I call him brother, but it is all hypocrisy. In my heart, it is naturally towards me, Brother Zhao.

If Brother Zhao hadn't gone to Tianren City to save me, I would have turned into a puddle of mud by now."

"Yeah." I nodded: "What dream did you have?"

Zhang Geng scratched his head in confusion, frowned and thought for a while before saying awkwardly: "I, I forgot..."

"..."

I straightened my clothes and said helplessly: "Forget it, call Bai Luoxin and Lin Zihan and let's go out for a meal together."

"okay!"

Zhang Geng opened his mouth and smiled brightly.

There is nothing delicious in the small county town, but wonton buns are more filling than anything else.

Our group had just come out of the desert, where we all ate raw food. Now that we finally had it warm, we naturally felt it was appropriate.

Lin Zihan has become much more mature than before, and she looks good when taking care of Kong Chengfeng.

Kong Chengfeng stretched out his two little hands and smiled "Wow", his plump cheeks were rosy, which was a bit cute.

Zhang Geng devoured his food, and I didn't give in too much.

Bai Luoxin took Kong Chengfeng from Lin Zihan's arms and said with a smile: "Zihan, you eat first, I don't want to eat these."

My hand holding the bun paused, and I raised my eyes to look at Bai Luoxin.

I saw her smiling face and gentle eyebrows, just like a fairy from the sky falling to earth, extremely beautiful.

When she smiled, there were many sounds of breathing around her. It was truly beautiful.

It's just that none of these people know that Bai Luoxin's beauty only lies in her outer skin. In fact, her whole body is covered with red flesh and fat, which is very scary.

I lowered my head and ate the buns again, but I felt that the buns in my hands were full of meat and no longer tasted good.

There is no smoke soul outside. Bai Luoxin... what will she eat?

Bai Luoxin smiled lightly and took the bottle to feed Kong Chengfeng. Lin Zihan freed her hands and started eating.

She didn't eat too slowly, which made Zhang Geng feel more in danger, as if he had a grudge against Baozi, so he ate hard and fast.

The people at the next table secretly looked at Bai Luoxin, exchanged glances with each other, and then laughed obscenely.

I turned my head suddenly and looked at them coldly as a warning.

Unexpectedly, they didn't take it seriously, but instead whistled.

They were two slutty little hooligans, with tattoos all over their arms. One had a head full of yellow hair, and his eyes were contemptuous and obscene; the other had a bright smile and a face full of flattery.
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