Chapter 80: Pretending
Liang Xingbang ran out of the car. He was so anxious that he grabbed my arm and dragged me into the taxi.
I didn't push him away, I just stared at his back, which was dry and dry.
The moment I got into the taxi, the lights "clicked" and went out.
The surroundings became pitch black, and even the wind became thicker.
Shhh! Listen carefully, mixed with the sound of the wind is: 'hiss...hiss...hiss...'
It's like the sound of a deflating balloon.
Zhang Geng shrank his neck and tried to start the car again, but failed.
He hit the steering wheel hard and turned to look at me: "Brother Zhao, what should I do? Do we really want to stay here with this thing all night?"
"Don't you like beautiful women the most? Isn't this beautiful enough?"
Zhang Geng pinched his teeth and narrowed his peach blossom eyes into a slit: "Brother Zhao, please stop teasing me! She is beautiful enough, but she has to have a life to be with her. She is not as good as a human-faced rabbit. At least it lets me do it.
It’s been a sweet dream for half a year..."
Co-authored by Zhang Geng, this kid has not changed his gender, but he has not let go of the rabbit before he sees it.
When Zhang Geng talked about the human-faced rabbit, he showed a nostalgic expression: "Oh! I don't know if it can get used to other people's yang energy. At that time, we would still treat you and me..."
I really don’t want to hear the love story between Zhang Geng and the human-faced rabbit: “You are so affectionate, why not invite it back and continue to eat your yang energy.”
Zhang Geng waved his hand again, with deep love in his peach blossom eyes. If he didn't know better, he would have thought that he had a deep love for the Human-Faced Rabbit.
"once having seen the best, the rest is not worthwhile looking……"
Bai Luoxin couldn't bear it anymore, pinched his waist and said, "Where's Xiaomeng? You don't think of Xiaomeng as a substitute for a rabbit, do you?!"
"How is it possible? The little dream is unthinkable, unforgettable, endless red beans, lovesickness and sorrow..."
I slapped Zhang Geng on the face: "Speak humanly!"
Zhang Geng covered his face and said confidently: "I want both."
Bai Luoxin angrily hit Zhang Geng with the pendant on his bag.
Zhang Geng shouted exaggeratedly: "Brother Zhao, look at her! She is bullying me!"
I pushed him away with one hand and smeared his saliva on his clothes in disgust.
"If you keep talking nonsense, I will throw you down and keep you company with this beautiful woman!"
"..."
Bai Luoxin showed an open smile and raised his head proudly, like a victorious little fox: "That's right! Let you think about some obscene and obscene things every day!"
Liang Xingbang, who had been silent for a long time, couldn't help but speak. His eyes were red and his expression was perverse: "Ahong came to see me. When I die, you will be next! I can introduce the previous master to you...
"
Bai Luoxin snorted: "Who are you trying to scare? Zhao Rui is here, how can he still let the beauties run wild?"
Zhang Geng repeatedly echoed: "That's right! You don't know that the person sitting in your car today is Zhao Rui, who is famous far and wide and the strongest marshal in the world. It usually takes at least fifty people to see him for advice.
W, you are lucky today. If you want to deal with this woman, count your five Ws. She will be better kept than the one you found before!
If it doesn’t work, Master Zhao Rui will be solely responsible for it!”
Haha, he said all the good things, but in the end the responsibility is all mine.
Liang Xingbang suddenly rolled his eyes, his whole body twitched, his hands were waving wildly, and the fat on his body was trembling layer by layer, as if a pig waiting to be slaughtered saw the butcher's knife, and was so frightened that it struggled desperately.
He yelled "Ho ho -" from his mouth, which was so crooked that the saliva kept flowing down, making it sticky and disgusting.
Blood came from the corners of his mouth and trickled down his chin.
Zhang Geng's expression changed and he said anxiously: "No! He's going to bite his tongue!"
Bai Luoxin didn't care much and rushed forward, trying to open his mouth to stop him.
Liang Xingbang was very strong and pushed Bai Luoxin away.
"Bang!" Bai Luoxin's back hit the seat, causing her to break into a cold sweat and unable to stand up for a long time.
I turned around, grabbed Liang Xingbang's legs, pulled him to the back of the passenger seat, pinched his cheek with one hand, forced him to open his mouth, and then took out a Zhenxie card from my arms.
Talisman, stuffed in.
The Evil Suppressing Talisman was wet with his saliva and failed to burn, but it also stopped him from biting his tongue.
My eyes are dim, the evil-suppressing charm is of no use?
Just when I was dazed, Liang Xingbang broke away from me, grabbed his belly full of fat with both hands, and said straightly: "It's soft and elastic, do you want to touch it?"
If Ah Hong pointed at her breasts just now, it was a sign of eroticism and weirdness, then now when a fat man over fifty years old pointed at his belly and asked this question, there would be nothing but nausea.
Zhang Geng retched with pain on his face: "I don't want the money anymore, just throw him out of the car. I'm going to vomit out yesterday's milk tea!"
Bai Luoxin also had a surprised look on her face, her delicate little face wrinkled together like a bun just baked in the morning.
I looked at Liang Xingbang coldly, half-smiling but not smiling: "Have you pretended enough?"
Zhang Geng was stunned for a moment, winked at me, and asked in a low voice: "Brother Zhao, what's going on?"
I ignored him and continued to stare at Liang Xingbang.
Big beads of sweat dripped down from Liang Xingbang's forehead, and there was a hint of panic in his eyes.
Liang Xingbang banged his head on the back of the passenger seat and said grimly: "Brother, can you help me fix the water pipe?"
I laughed and said slowly: "That woman outside is just an ordinary person. You two are in the same group, right? Tsk, your look in your eyes is almost meaningless, not scary enough..."
As I spoke, I showed a yellow-skinned look, vicious and fierce.
Liang Xingbang was shocked. He gritted his teeth and looked at me hatefully.
Zhang Geng exclaimed: "Damn it! Are you faking it?!"
Bai Luoxin rubbed his back and stared at Liang Xingbang curiously, with excitement in his eyes: "Pretend to be like that! How do you do it? I want to learn it too!"
As Bai Luoxin spoke, he pinched the tender flesh on his face and said in a rough voice: "It's soft and elastic, do you want to touch it?"
Although Bai Luoxin was simply expressing an exclamation, it sounded like ridicule.
The expression on Liang Xingbang's face couldn't be maintained at all. His face turned the color of pig's liver, and his eyes were full of greed and cruelty, even more fierce than the snake demon.
He grabbed Bai Luoxin's wrist, took out a fruit knife from under the car seat, put it against Bai Luoxin's neck, and said viciously:
"You can live longer if you see through some things but don't tell them. Since you don't understand, I'll teach you a lesson today!
It's late at night, and this is a winding mountain road. Even if I throw you under the cliff, no one will doubt me."
Zhang Geng covered his mouth in an exaggerated manner, shook his head and said, "Wow! I'm so scared. I don't want to go to class. Can I apply for truancy?"
Chapter completed!