Chapter 89: Pregnancy Talisman
The whole story was clear, but I still didn't know the monster's identity, and I didn't quite know how to crack the "four-cylinder ghost-suppressing method".
I guess I'll have to ask about the dream-eating tapir.
Never fight an unprepared battle.
Tian Yuxuan died in the sea, so the monster must be related to the sea.
I specifically told Zhang Geng: "You have to take good care of her."
Zhang Geng understood and assured: "Brother Zhao, don't worry, I am a well-known flower protector. Even if you don't tell me, I will take good care of Xiao Meng!"
I nodded. When it comes to taking care of women, Zhang Geng is indeed meticulous and makes people feel like they are taking care of themselves.
I always suspect that the human-faced rabbit has been with him for more than a month and has not completely sucked him dry. It probably has a lot to do with his sweet mouth and his ability to cheat.
Instead of going back to the villa, I turned into a remote alley and pulled the dream-eating tapir out from the corner.
The dream-eating tapir's nose drooped, its small eyes stared at the ground, and its three-petal mouth opened downwards, feeling extremely depressed.
"I'm so far away, how did you find me?"
I didn't answer its question and took out a talisman from my arms. It was taken from the wedding photo of Jiang Han and Tian Yuxuan.
This talisman is not recorded in Taoist books.
"Have you seen this kind of talisman?"
The dream-eating tapir raised his head curiously, but was no longer afraid. He held the talisman between his two hooves, looked at it over and over for a while, and suddenly laughed:
"Moo————! Is that little girl who always follows you pregnant? If you ask me, that's right. Gong Yiyu is not what you should think about. Although this little girl is not very smart, she treats you well.
That's pretty good. I'd give in to those Buddhist beads, but she went up to help you block them without saying anything. With a wife like this, what else can a husband ask for..."
I slapped it on the face and shook its nose.
"Moo——! I'm talking to you, what are you doing..."
"Stop talking nonsense here and just answer whatever I ask you, or I will peel you off right now, chop it up into scrambled eggs and eat it!"
The dream-eating tapir's eyes became cloudy, and he was resentful and angry. He bared his teeth and wanted to bite me at any time: "I don't taste good!"
Seeing it looking angry but not daring to say harsh words, I felt good: "I haven't eaten it before, why don't you try it? If it doesn't taste good, I'll throw your meat into the sheepfold. You said..."
…Do you like eating black goats?”
The Dream-eating Tapir shuddered, and its eyes suddenly became pure and clear. Its nose wrapped around my wrist and rubbed it gently twice. The corners of its mouth turned upward. It was particularly ugly, a bit uglier than a wild boar.
I looked really unappetizing, so I slapped it again: "Get your nose off! Speak carefully!"
Only then did the Dream-eating Tapir calm down, and its mouth trembled twice. It was clear from a glance that it was not convinced, and it was probably scolding me in its heart.
"Pah!" I slapped it again until its head tilted to the other side.
It widened its little eyes, looked at me in disbelief, and said sadly and angrily: "I didn't say anything!"
"You can't even scold me in your heart!"
The dream-eating tapir blinked its small eyes and immediately shed two drops of tears. The tears stuck to its hair, making it shiny black.
"Moo——! There is no such thing as bullying! You don't care about heaven and earth, but you still care about what I think in my heart? I have lived for five hundred years, and I have never suffered such grievances! It's too bullying! Stop it!
I quit! I want to go back to the countryside!
I finally found a ration, and I just wanted to have enough to eat. When you were so young, I was afraid that you would be really frightened, and you would not have enough to eat at all. But in the end, even if you are not grateful to me, you still hold a grudge!
In order to save you, I offended the Black Goat, and in order to help you complete the karma of that king, I went to scare his whole family. Their fear was not delicious at all, it was greasy and smelly, and as a result, you are like this
Treat me like that!
Moo——! Moo——! Moo——! You kill me, cramp and peel me, or fry and fry me, it’s up to you!”
This outburst of the Dream-eating Tapir stunned me.
I pinched the back of its neck and shook it, and I actually felt that this guy was a bit silly and cute.
But soon, when I saw its little eyes turning around, I knew that this guy was doing it on purpose and was taking this opportunity to surrender to me.
Haha, I sneered in my heart.
If I really believed it, I would be the stupid one.
I smiled half-heartedly, stared at it and said, "I'm not bullying anyone."
"You!" Dream-Eating Tapir glared angrily.
"are you human?"
"..."
"You are not a human being. How can I be considered a bully?"
"..."
Two words left the dream-eating tapir speechless. It gritted its teeth and looked away, refusing to look at me.
I raised it in front of me, stared at it and said: "Don't play these tricks on me again, otherwise I won't mind using a hundred black goat talismans on you..."
The dream-eating tapir suddenly looked up at me, and I finally saw real panic and fear in its eyes.
"You don't want your life?!"
"I don't have any other advantages. The main thing is that I don't want anyone or monsters to plot against me. As long as the fish dies, I don't care if the net is broken or not."
The dream-eating tapir gritted his teeth and said, "Crazy kid!"
I said coldly: "I am not a child anymore."
After I exposed the trick, the dream-eating tapir no longer pretended to be the same as before. It raised its head and its nose stood upright, which was half as high as its body.
"I am over 500 years old, and you are only 18, what are you if you are not a child? You should call me ancestor!"
"Haha," I smiled brightly, pinched the dream-eating tapir's neck with one hand, and tightened my fingers: "Let's make it clear, who is the ancestor?"
The dream-eating tapir rolled its eyes when I pinched it, its hair was trembling, it was difficult to breathe, and it kept twitching, as if the next moment was about to pass.
But I know clearly that what I am pinching is not its vitality at all.
As far as this guy's vitality is concerned, let alone the fact that I didn't use a lot of strength, even if I tried my best, I still wouldn't be able to make it like this.
But I just won't let go. I want to see how long this guy can keep pretending.
After a long time, Dream Eater finally became subdued, he no longer rolled his eyes, his breathing became smoother, and he took the initiative and said:
"The talisman you showed me was obviously used to protect the fetus.
You saw it when you were a child, maybe you are too old and have forgotten it.
At that time, when Ma Xiulian in your village went to the ghost temple to ask for a child, she used this kind of talisman.
The goddess was performing rituals in the temple, and Ma Xiulian was lying on the ground.
You also ran into the ghost temple and competed with the hedgehog for tributes, but you ate the wrong thing and ate a mouthful of fetal protection talismans..."
Having said this, the dream-eating tapir looked at me and smiled "hehe", obviously gloating about my misfortune.
I have no impression at all of what Dream Eater Tapir said.
Chapter completed!