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Chapter 91: Shark

"Moo——! Your uncle..."

I don't look good.

"Ahem, I mean, you are so kind and I am so cute, you must be reluctant to let go, right?"

The dream-eating tapir blinks its little eyes, shakes its head, and pinches its throat. Not only is it not cute, it just makes people feel like acid reflux in the stomach. It can be summed up as disgusting!

I pulled it out of my arms in disgust: "If you talk like that again, I will kill you right now!"

Only then did the Dream-Eating Tapir cease its activity.

I opened my mouth and said: "We will act according to the opportunity. If the shark is too difficult to deal with, don't stay there and leave quickly..."

Before I finished speaking, the phone suddenly rang.

It's actually Zhang Geng.

I answered the phone, and Zhang Geng's anxious voice came from the other end: "Brother Zhao, come quickly! Tian Yuxuan is about to give birth!"

"What?"

"Jiang Han just called Xiao Meng and said that Tian Yuxuan was about to give birth and was not in good health. He asked Xiao Meng to go back and see her for the last time. I thought he was talking nonsense, but I didn't realize that when I arrived at Jiang Han's house, she

Kung Fu, Tian Yuxuan is really about to give birth! What... what can we do?! This is the first time I heard that someone got pregnant instantly and gave birth to a baby instantly. How about... I will find a way to give birth to that baby in a while..."

"Okay! Hold still, don't move anything, I'll be there now!"

I hung up the phone, took a taxi with Dream Eater and rushed to Jiang Han's house.

The dream-eating tapir became the size of a palm and followed me obediently.

The driver was a chatterbox, so he said immediately: "Brother, your pet pig is quite cute..."

The dream-eating tapir was so angry that it was about to rush forward, but I held it down and pinched its mouth.

It kicked its four legs wildly.

I ignored him and said with a smile: "No, it's just stupid, bad-tempered, and a bitch. If I hadn't taken it in, it would have gone to the slaughterhouse long ago."

The driver glanced at the dream-eating tapir, which was constantly struggling, and nodded in agreement: "Yes, at first glance, it seems that he is not an honest person. Does he usually bite people?"

Although I don't like to talk to strangers too much, I will never give up the opportunity to let the dream-eating tapir eat.

"Why don't you bite me? It's inhumane. I gave it something to eat and it still bit me. It only cares about eating but not about beating. It's like a white-eyed wolf..."

"How about you sell it to me..."

"Aren't you afraid of it biting someone?"

"I've been craving pork lately. The pet pig has been eating well since he was a kid, so the meat must be of good quality!" The driver swallowed, looked up and down, and said in a pityful tone: "It's just that it's too small..."

"Master, I'm here."

"Ah? Oh! Why don't you add WeChat? If you want to sell it, you can contact me at any time."

The eyes of the dream-eating tapir are cloudy and vicious.

I covered its eyes and added a WeChat message to the driver with a smile.

Then he lifted one of the dream-eating tapir's legs and walked out.

The dream-eating tapir suddenly turned around and looked at the driver fiercely.

Then, in front of the driver, the dream-eating tapir suddenly changed back to its original size, broke free from my hand, and gave the driver a contemptuous smile.

The driver stood there blankly, wiped his eyes several times, and after confirming that he had seen correctly, he was so frightened that he pissed himself and drove away.

On the way, he called his friend and was horrified: "This is really evil! I met a pig that can grow in size today!"

"Haha, isn't it good that pigs can get bigger? Isn't there endless pork to eat..."

"It's not what you think. The pig's nose has grown so long that it can squeal to the ground, and its eyes are scary. No, I have to go to the temple to worship in the next two days..."

"..."

I asked the dream-eating tapir to wait outside the window. If something went wrong, he would rush in.

The dream-eating tapir's eyes were spinning around. Don't think about it, the driver will probably have a "good dream" tonight.

Actually speaking, the dream-eating tapir is the least harmful of the monsters I have encountered. If it gets anxious, it will only give people nightmares, and it will generally not harm people's lives.

The fishy smell became stronger and stronger, and you could smell it through the iron door downstairs.

The fishy smell is also mixed with the slightly sweet smell of blood, which makes people want to feel sick.

When I arrived on the tenth floor, Jiang Han's door was wide open.

I took out a stack of evil-suppressing charms and strode in.

The rice vats in the four corners of the southeast and northwest were all broken, and the sewage inside kept flowing outward.

All the talismans on the wedding photos disappeared, and a loud cry came from the bedroom.

My expression changed and I rushed in suddenly.

I saw Zhang Geng, Tian Xiameng and Jiang Han lying on the floor in a relaxed state.

The shark pretending to be Tian Yuxuan sat on the bed with his back to me.

Her long hair was spread out, with locks falling down like kelp in the water.

My pupils shrank.

No! It’s kelp!

I clearly saw the kelp inserted into her brain!

She slowly turned around, holding a white baby in her arms.

The baby doesn't cry or scream, and the chubby cheeks are stacked together, which is really cute.

I can confirm that this baby is a real human being.

A monster from the bottom of the sea came all the way here just to give birth to a human child?

The monster finally couldn't maintain Tian Yuxuan's appearance. Countless green seaweed appeared on the top of her head. Her face was covered with slimy water plants. Her eyes were up and down, one big and one small, one in the middle.

, one long on the right side.

Her nose and mouth were submerged in water plants, green and yellow, and looked extremely disgusting.

Her body still maintains the appearance of a normal woman, but something is moving in her skin, and it should not last long.

She lowered her head and looked at the baby in her arms, with two crystal tears streaming from her strange eyes.

When the tears met the air, they suddenly condensed and turned into two round and bright white pearls, which rolled onto the bed without making any sound.

I suddenly felt like she was sending me some message.

I walked closer slowly, only to feel that the putrid smell on her body was so strong that it made my scalp numb.

I held the Evil Suppression Talisman between my index and middle fingers and said coldly: "Why don't you give birth in the sea? How did you give birth to a human child? Are you a mermaid?!"

She remained silent, and the kelp on her head was like a living thing, constantly drilling into her head, causing her to scream in pain.

"Wow----!"

I was stunned for a moment, and it turned out that the baby crying I heard was actually coming from her.

No wonder she stopped talking since she landed on shore.

She suddenly took out her phone and pulled up a photo.

This is an old black and white photo. In the photo is a bright and beautiful woman with deep eyes, a high bridge of nose, and light-colored pupils.

She lay lazily on the beach, showing a bright smile and four slender legs.
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