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Chapter 58 What is your last name?

 The traveler didn't care, he stepped forward and shouted, "You seem to be quite old, how do you know you are completely ignorant?"

"We, who are monks, have come all the way to stay here. How can you deceive us with such blunt words?"

"If your home is very small, you have nowhere to sleep."

"I will sit under the tree all night to rest and not disturb you too much."

When the old man saw Wukong being so irritable, he felt a little scared.

He grabbed Li Fu and said, "Master! You don't say anything, how can your apprentice look like this?"

"Look at his crooked face, thunderous mouth, and red eyes. He looks like a devil suffering from tuberculosis!"

"How can you still have a hot temper and attack an old man like me?"

When Wukong heard that the old man was belittling his appearance, he was not angry. He said, "You little old man, you are so mean! Which of those handsome and colorful ones is not a favorite?"

"Old Sun is like this. Although he is small, he is also quite strong. There is a bunch of muscles in his skin!"

The old man said, "Then you must have some tricks up your sleeve?"

The arrogant monkey replied, "Don't dare to boast, you can just take it for granted."

The old man asked again, "Where do you live? Why did you become a monk?"

The traveler arrived, "Old Sun's native place is Dongsheng Shenzhou, Haidong Aolai Country. I live in Shuilian Cave in Huaguo Mountain."

"I have been a monster since elementary school, named Wukong, and earned the title of Monkey King with my ability."

"Just because I was not blessed by Heaven, I rebelled against Heavenly Palace and caused a disaster."

"Now that we are out of trouble and dispelled, we turn to the Samanasas and seek righteous results."

"Guarantee me, the master of the Tang Dynasty, to go to the West."

"Old Sun, I am very capable, so why should I be afraid of high mountains and dangerous obstacles?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"Old Sun, I have also caught monsters and defeated demons."

"Subduing the tiger to capture the dragon, kicking the sky and making the well, Lao Sun is very good at it."

"If something weird happens in the house, like the unknown person throwing bricks and tiles, the door will be opened with the sound of a pot, and Lao Sun will be able to calm down easily."

The old man laughed loudly, "It turned out to be a familiar monk who bumped heads and asked for alms!"

Sun Xingzhe said, "The familiar Sun is your son!"

"These days, I have been walking hard with Master and am too lazy to talk. If you weren't such a rude old man, I wouldn't want to talk to you!"

The old man said, "If you really have that ability, and it's really hard work, if you don't say some exaggerated words that you are familiar with, where can you go from the West to the East?"

"Why did you come to stay in my hut?"

Wukong said, "What do you know, old man?"

"This journey of learning requires measurement step by step."

"If not, I will take Master to do somersaults, thousands of miles away, and we will arrive in the blink of an eye."

The old man laughed and said, "The explanation makes sense, it's amazing! Since you really have such ability and future, then I would like to invite everyone in your group to rest in my thatched cottage."

Li Fu replied, "I am grateful for the kindness of the old benefactor. We and the others are here."

The old man pointed at Li Fu and then at the traveler. He asked, "Where are the others?"

The traveler pointed to the shade of a tree in the distance and said, "You old man, your eyesight is dim. Can't you stand under the shade?"

I got closer and took a look.

That's a huge pig face.

He was immediately frightened and took a few steps back, stumbling and seeming to fall.

He turned around and ran into the house, shouting, "Close the door! Close the door! The monster is coming!"

Wukong grabbed the old man and said, "Don't be afraid, old man! He is not a monster, he is my junior brother."

The old man trembled and said, "Okay! Good! Good! What a master and disciple. The master has a human appearance, and each disciple is uglier than the other. He is really a good monk!"

Bajie came up and said, "You old man, you only judge people by their appearance. We are ugly, but we all have our uses."

While the old man was chatting with Master Li Fu and his disciples in front of the door, two young men came from the south of Zhuangzi and helped the old mother.

Looking over there, there are still three or five young men and women in the field. They are wearing clothes and bare feet. They have finished planting rice in the field and are walking to the shore.

They saw a white horse, a load of luggage, and people making a noise at the door of their house for unknown reasons.

They were afraid that they had encountered a bad person, so they swarmed up and asked, "What do you do?"

Bajie turned his head, waggled his big ears, and stretched out his long mouth.

Those people were so frightened that they staggered around and stumbled around.

Li Fusheng was so panicked that he was afraid that Wu might die blindly. This was not easy to deal with Cui Pan.

He took a step forward, like bathing in the spring breeze, and said hello, "Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid!"

"I'm not a bad person, I'm just a Buddhist monk."

The old man in the courtyard just went out. He supported the old lady and said, "Grandma, get up! Don't be frightened. This master comes from the Tang Dynasty."

"Although his two disciples are a bit ugly in appearance, they are also kind-hearted and evil-looking."

He then said to the men, women and children, "You go into the house first."

The people who returned from this family entered the courtyard one by one.

Li Fu said, "Apprentice! You have a natural appearance. I didn't want to say anything, but the apprentice's words should be more friendly and his face could be kinder. Only in this way can he scare less people and commit less sins."

Bajie laughed loudly, "Master! Master! You are right! Since I followed you, old pig, I am much better than usual."

"If the old pig walks around Gao Laozhuang as usual, with his mouth pointed forward and his ears waving casually, it is common for him to scare twenty or thirty people to death."

Wukong also laughed when he heard the words, but he reminded, "Idiot! Don't talk nonsense, get rid of that ugly appearance. There are only a few people in Gao Laozhuang. If you scare them casually, there will be no twenty or thirty people. That Zhuangzi Who else?"

"If Master believes me, let me destroy demons. I'll kill you with a stick, so don't be angry."

Although Li Fu knew that Bajie and Wukong could all change, he felt that the number of changes was similar to wearing a hood, which should be very uncomfortable.

He asked, "Two disciples, won't you feel uncomfortable if you accept your true colors?"

"No! No!" Wukong waved his hand and said, "Master! This technique of transformation is like the difference between mouth and nose breathing. You can get used to it."

He said to Bajie again, "Idiot! You put that rake mouth in your arms and don't take it out."

"Put that bushel at the back and don't shake it."

Bajie was also obedient when he heard the words.

He put his ears down and arched his head.

The traveler takes the luggage into the door and ties the white horse to the stake.

At this time, the old man walked out of the house with a young man.

The young man held a tray with three cups of tea for the three elders.

Finished drinking tea.

He ordered to fast.

The young man brought an old table with holes, damage and no paint.

He then took a stool with a broken surface and broken legs, placed it in the patio, and invited the three masters to sit down in a cool place.
Chapter completed!
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