Chapter 1630 More funny than happy
Liu Mang said: "It's better not to think about this place yet. How long will it take just the few of us to dig such a big sand dune?"
Liu Mang's words discouraged both Fatty Li and Liao Fan. What he said was true. The sand dunes next to the oil lake were really too big. There were only about ten people in the team and they didn't have any handy tools to try to get rid of the oil.
It is not an easy task to dig up the lake.
It's almost noon now, the sun is at its peak, and the sun is extremely scorching. Unfortunately, there is no shade anywhere.
Liu Mang simply asked Fan to take Aguna and the others to a place a little further away to find a place to stay, while he and Big Fatty Li went to the ancient land of Shahai.
Liu Mang and Big Fatty Li were riding camels to the edge of the Shahai Ancient Land.
After what happened yesterday, both of them knew how dangerous the Sand Sea Ancient Land was. Those black beasts were not easy to deal with. The closer you got to the Sand Sea Ancient Land, the more careful you had to be.
The closer we got to the ancient land of the sand sea, the more uncomfortable Li Dapeng felt. He scratched his chest and said to Liu Mang: "Let's just take those weeds and go to the ancient land of the sand sea to try it out."
, Brother, do you think it can be done? Look at the weeds on our hands, they can be found everywhere here, I think they are useless at all."
Liu Mang said: "You have to try it to see if it works, otherwise we will have to stay here for the rest of our lives. Do you want to live in a world without cars, mobile phones, Internet, bars, KTVs, and black stockings?"
In the world of beautiful women?"
Big Fatty Li was excited and quickly shook his head. He was not happy about it. "I still like the world with long black stockings and long legs. We still have to find a way to go back. Isn't it just an adventure on the edge of the ancient sand sea?"
Well, it’s just a trivial thing, it doesn’t scare me. Oh, by the way, speaking of long legs in black stockings, I heard that a new stocking-themed bar has opened in Jiangnan City. I heard that the main thing there is long legs in stockings.
Not to mention what the girls there look like, they all have a pair of super beautiful long legs. When we return to Jiangnan City, how about we two brothers call up Bald Donkey and go and see them together?"
"No problem, I'll treat you then." Liu Mang agreed with a smile. When he talked about the long legs in stockings, he subconsciously thought of Lin Ziyue. His wife's legs are top-notch. There are really not many people.
Her legs are as beautiful as hers.
Big Fatty Li suddenly laughed in a lewd and obscene manner, winked at Liu Mang and said, "I guess brother, you must be thinking of some sister-in-law. Speaking of picking up girls, I'm so envious of you.
.Look, brother, I’m still a bachelor, and I don’t have a girlfriend yet. Which sister-in-law do you want to help me look for someone?”
Liu Mang smiled and said: "Don't think about it. I will leave some good ones to you?"
Big Fatty Li raised his middle finger and said, "Brother, you are not giving us bachelors a way to live. I don't know how many men in Jiangnan City hate you so much that their teeth are itching with hatred. No, I can't stay with that bald donkey."
Even if we mix together, I still have to find a girlfriend as soon as possible and end my bachelor career."
Liu Mang said: "The Sixth Taste is already a big hit. Although you are not here, there will definitely be no problem with Little Rose taking care of it. After a while, you and Liao Fan have become wealthy. Do you still need a woman? Even if you
No matter how fat you are, there will definitely be a lot of women sticking up for you."
"Brother, you really don't understand me. I'm actually a very simple person. If I were really rich, I wouldn't care about those women who stick to me for money. What I want then is true love.
, is the kind of person who can help me with each other, can share the same feelings with me, can grow old together with me, can share weal and woe with me, can be with me."
"Stop, stop." Liu Mang stopped Big Fat Li, "Okay, there's a lot of ink in my belly, but don't talk about idioms, what are your requirements?"
"My requirements are very simple. As long as the person is taller, 1.7 meters is enough. The chest is bigger, 36G or above is acceptable. The legs are longer, 1.08 meters or above is fine. A vest is required.
Line, A4 small waist, egg-clavicle groove, skin should be smooth, delicate and elastic. The person should be young, preferably around 20 years old, no more than 25 years old, the face should be beautiful, the lips should be small, and the eyes should be big and bright
, a person must have temperament, and the most important thing is that she must be a virgin! And she must be a pure girl who has never had a boyfriend, and has even had her first kiss and first love. As for her personality, she can be pretty, gentle, but a bit petty
You can have a temper, but you must be decent, treat me well, be considerate of me, and listen to me. Generally speaking, there are only so many requirements, so I don’t have high requirements."
Liu Mang burst out laughing. When he had finished laughing, he joked about Big Fatty Li, "Your demands are not too high. I really have never seen anyone with higher demands than you. With your conditions, I want to find someone with a higher standard."
Girlfriend, it’s probably difficult. I think it’s better for you to be single.”
"See what you said, brother, how high are my conditions? Look around you. There are just a lot of beauties who agree with such conditions. Sister-in-law Mengyao and Sister-in-law Ziyue, one is cold and the other is fiery.
A hot female policewoman is just a typical example. I don’t believe it. I can’t find a similar beauty to be my girlfriend. After all, I am a fat and handsome guy, and I am quite popular in today’s society.”
As Big Fatty Li said this, he also fiddled with his hair, looking like he is a super handsome guy. He is not afraid of not having girls, but he is afraid that too many girls will exhaust his waist.
Liu Mang was even happier. With the funny guy like Big Fat Li by his side, he really had no worries about having fun. "I'm convinced by you too."
The two people chatted and quickly approached the ancient land of Shahai. When they were about to reach the edge, more than a hundred meters away, they both jumped off the camels and walked over holding the weeds.
When I arrived at the edge of the ancient sand sea land, I looked at the ancient sand sea land in front of me, which was filled with bones and debris. Under the seemingly calm surface, I didn’t know how many black fierce insects there were.
Liu Mang grabbed a handful of sand and threw it towards the ancient land of Sand Sea.
The moment the sand fell on it, three black fierce insects emerged. One of them was two meters long and pounced directly on Liu Mang and Big Fatty Li.
The weeds in the hands of the two people are of no use at all, and they cannot scare the black predators at all.
When Liu Mang and Fatty Li saw this, they quickly threw away the weeds and ran back.
Not far away, Liu Mang turned around and took a look. Fortunately, there were only three black insects chasing him.
After running a little further, Liu Mang took out his machete, turned around and rushed over, slashing at the two-meter-long thick black beast at the front and bypassing his steel-plier-like mouth.
, cut off three centipede-like legs on one side.
Big Fatty Li has also taken action to deal with the other two black beasts.
Chapter completed!