Chapter 38 Another pit
As soon as Boss Zhou entered the bamboo forest, he saw his second brother lying on the ground with his butt sticking out and looking into a cave.
"Brother, look at this bamboo rat hole. I feel that the bamboo rat inside is not too small."
The second child heard footsteps.
Turning to the boss, the third child said excitedly: "If we can catch this bamboo rat today, then we don't have to hunt sparrows. Not to mention the effort of catching that thing, we only have two ounces of meat. Save some time,
You can also beat up that bastard Luo Xuan!"
Boss Zhou has no interest in beating Luo Xuan or not.
But as soon as he heard that there was a bamboo rat to catch, Boss Zhou pulled his penis lying on the ground and leaned over to carefully observe the soil at the entrance of the bamboo rat's cave.
Even though the boss has no culture.
But he has mastered the art of catching bamboo rats.
He only needs to look at the soil at the entrance of the cave and the bamboo rat feces to estimate the size of the bamboo rat, and the error will never exceed 1 tael.
Boss Zhou is good at catching bamboo rats, but he is not good at studying.
Boss Zhou, who only attended elementary school for three years, dropped out of school and stayed at home.
After dropping out of school, Boss Zhou relied on his fists and strong forehead to withstand a beating.
In just one week, Boss Zhou overturned the previous 40 in the production team and became the king of children in the production team.
In this period, people who can complete three years of "junior primary school" can be regarded as half-literate people in rural areas.
It’s just.
Boss Zhou went to school differently: for the three years he was in school, he was always in the first-grade enlightenment class, learning 123 and 321 on his fingers.
Sometimes, when his fingers are not enough, Mr. Zhou will lift his feet and count his toes.
After attending school for three full years, he never advanced to the second grade.
Because of this incident, the boss of the Zhou family was often laughed at by people in the production team.
But Uncle Zhou didn't take it seriously: What do you do if you know so many words?
In the end, he is not allowed to become a son-in-law in someone else’s house?
He taught Uncle Zhou so much that he always felt that he was at a disadvantage and that he had raised a good son for others in vain...
So.
When I met people in the mountains who wanted to recruit a son-in-law, they came to the production team to inquire about the boss of the Zhou family.
Uncle Zhou would reply: "Here I am, able to work, literate, and not picky about food. If you take him back and raise him for a few years, I will never lose you in the future!"
If you meet someone and ask about Boss Zhou’s education level.
Uncle Zhou would always wave his hand: "The cultural foundation of my place is very solid!"
When other people inquired about it, they all couldn't help but burst into laughter: This guy had only been in the first grade of elementary school for three years...
That foundation is really solid!
Even though Mr. Zhou is not good at studying, he is proficient in everything, such as climbing trees to dig out bird's nests, going down rivers to catch turtles, and catching bamboo rats in the ground.
The second child found a bamboo rat hole today, which is a rare good thing.
After careful observation by Boss Zhou, he finally came to the conclusion: this was a bamboo rat that had abandoned its home and fled.
Because the soil that was pulled out at the entrance of the cave has dried up.
But now the layer of fresh soil above it is enough to prove that this bamboo rat is like Hu Hansan, and now it is back!
Finished evaluating the prey.
Boss Zhou pursed his lips and signaled his second brother to take action quickly.
When the second child saw this, he quickly stretched out his arms and couldn't wait to dig into the cave...
"Ouch——"
As soon as his arm was stretched in, the second child frowned and let out a painful groan.
The boss on the side put his hands on his knees. When he saw this, he quickly asked the second child, "What's wrong? Have you been bitten by a bamboo rat? Silly you, you don't know how to make your hands into fists and then straighten them after touching the bamboo rat.
Are you going to grab it with your fingers?"
The look of pain on the second child's face became more and more serious.
I saw him lying on the ground, stretching his arms as much as possible and stuffing them into the hole. He turned sideways and shook his head at the boss next to him and said, "It's not a bamboo rat..."
"Could it be...a python?"
Boss Zhou became excited when he heard this, "Get out of the way, let me catch it!"
"Not a python."
The second child's face was flushed from holding back, and he was about to cry, "It's...it's Luo Xuan!"
Boss Zhou and the third boss were both stunned: "Luo Xuan??"
"Pfft——"
Boss Zhou raised his big foot and suddenly stepped on the second child's butt, "Who the hell are you kidding? Luo Xuan, how could he get into such a small hole?!"
"Brother, please stop kicking me, wuwuwu..."
After all, the third child couldn't resist. The huge pain came from his hand. He couldn't help but opened his mouth and cried loudly, "I call you a rotten immortal Banban! He, he is hiding in this cave.
A bamboo trap for catching hares! Woo hoo hoo, brother, please save me, brother..."
Now.
Boss Zhou and the third child finally understood: This cave in front of them is not a bamboo rat cave.
This riding horse is clearly that Luo Xuan, digging a hole here for his brothers!
Speaking of the Zhengxing Brigade and the 6th Production Team, the three Zhou brothers have offended quite a few people: from old men in their 70s to brats as young as 3 or 4 years old.
There is no living creature that walks on two legs in the 6 production team that these three brothers have not offended!
But among those people, the adults can't afford to offend Uncle Zhou, and the little kids are afraid of the three brothers of the Zhou family.
The only person who dares to retaliate against the three brothers of the Zhou family in this way, and who also resorts to insidious tricks that make people unable to guard against them, is probably Luo Xuan today.
In the entire production team.
I'm afraid he is the only one with the brains to think of all these endless tricks and dirty tricks...
If the two brothers Big Rabbit and Little Rabbit were left alone, Boss Zhou thought that even if he lent them eight pieces of courage, they would not dare to provoke him.
Moreover, those guys only know how to play in the mud and catch bamboo shoot bugs, how could they come up with such a trick!
Although Boss Zhou figured out the key, he didn't have time to think more about it for the time being.
I can’t wait to raise my eyebrows, so I can only look at the present first.
Now you have to get the second hand out first, right?
So the eldest brother and the third child quickly found thick wooden sticks and large bamboo branches, and dug hard along the direction of the bamboo rat's burrow.
The three brothers of the Zhou family were making a mess in the bamboo forest, while Luo Xuan was also busy in the space at this time.
Those broad beans that were planted before are now mature.
But now it is August, and the season for selling fresh broad beans has long passed. Luo Xuan is worried that if he sells these broad beans, it will be difficult to explain its origin.
So for safety reasons, Luo Xuan is still prepared to eat it himself.
Anyway, fresh broad beans are not valuable. When they are in season, they can only be sold for 3 or 4 cents per pound.
In order not to arouse others' suspicion, Luo Xuan simply cooked broad beans in a casserole in the space and made it his own lunch.
After eating, Luo Xuan lay down in the space and rested for a while.
After I have regained my energy, I will continue to deal with the three brothers in the afternoon!
In this life, I am alone. If I don’t accept a few lackeys to do things for me, I have to do many things myself, which would be too tiring!
And there are some things that it may not be convenient for you to come forward.
Chapter completed!