Chapter 366 Just get married, don’t lay eggs!(1/3)
"Also!! Ahri, do you know what will happen to girls if they lay eggs too early??" Youmi blinked her big, beautiful eyes and looked straight at her.
Ah Li was confused: "What will it become??"
"Your figure will be out of shape, at least it won't be as plump as it is now. You should understand how harsh these stinky men are on our girls' figures."
"After laying eggs, we will break the figure that we have maintained for many years, and... the most terrifying thing is that we will loosen up! Once loosened, the man will ignore us and lose patience with us."
"They even went out to have sex behind our backs... In Piraeus, I saw too many women who were kicked out because their figures were out of shape and not as compact as before in some aspects."
"They are also very beautiful. Before they lay eggs... there are many outstanding people among them who have greatly expanded their family assets. In the end..."
"If you can't stand your man, you will suffer cold violence from him..."
"It hurts!!" For a moment, Youmi turned into a life lecturer and spoke out desperately. While speaking, she also deliberately imitated someone, wiped her tears, and seemed to express the grievances suffered by women in this world.
However, it is just a cat.
This makes Xu Nuo feel a little nauseous.
For a moment, I wanted to strip all of its cat hair.
Damn!!
However, this smelly cat does have some truth.
It's just that these guys ignored one detail.
Who said you have to lay eggs to get married??
Why do we have to follow the secular arrangements for our own formation??
The secular world does not support itself.
You should talk to yourself to live your life.
Swish!!
"Is this?? so scary??" As soon as he said this, not only Ahri, but also Akali and Irelia became nervous. In response to Yumi's words, they couldn't help but worry about their lives after marriage.
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Yumi nodded proudly: "Of course!! What do you think??"
Immediately afterwards, Youmi jumped on Ahri's shoulders again, rubbed her side crazily against Ahri, and shouted coquettishly: "So, Ahri, you have to think twice... I'm here for you."
Hello."
"I don't want to see you either. When the time comes, you will be old and yellow...it will be terrible and sad."
Seeing that Youmi grasped the rhythm of her speech, as if she was brainwashing everyone again, she promised that she could no longer be indifferent, stopped her righteous words, and corrected: "Stop it..."
"What is this word??"
"Smelly kitty, don't be too double-standard. Let's just say...men like us are just the same."
"Marriage means a struggle with life. I don't know how many men fight to the death for the sake of their family and just a few taels of money... They forget to forget their own hobbies."
"Not only that, when I got home, my wife was still talking about me... We are also very tired and tired, okay? Besides, if you lay the egg, isn't the child yours too??"
“Why do you act like it’s none of your business??”
"Stop it, I'm not saying it's none of my business. I'm just saying that you and Ahri are not suitable for marriage at this stage... You need to think about it in the long run!!" Before the promise could be completely revised, Yumi acted like a monster again.
, wagging her long cat tail, and said disapprovingly, "Besides, I've seen the men you mentioned... They can say they can't help themselves because they are poor."
"But you...are you poor??"
"You are not poor!!"
"I...you..." Hearing this, Xu Nuo was at a loss and couldn't find a strong chance to counterattack.
Thinking about it carefully, I was a social beast in my own world. Since I came here, I no longer have anything to do with a social beast, except for money.
My own and Ahri's personal property alone includes thousands of gold coins.
Then add the pink that Seti is about to get.
I have no worries about food and clothing.
It’s not an exaggeration to call yourself a rich man.
Seeing that the promise was impossible to argue with, Youmi took advantage of the victory and pursued her victory: "You dare to swear that if one day, Ahri becomes old, ugly, and out of shape..."
"Then...it relaxed."
"Are you still like this??"
"Of course!!!" Xu Nuo didn't think much and answered directly.
You can't hesitate at this juncture. If you hesitate, it will give Yumi an opportunity to attack.
Don't tell me yet.
If Ahri abandoned her looks, figure, and her boldness that made Xu Nuo unexpected.
As a nine-tailed demon fox, it has a great need for life essence.
Ahri can maintain her pure white body.
This is something I never expected.
In the original work, Ahri had a relationship with a painter, and that relationship was so deep that even the Garden of Forgetfulness could not resolve it.
Wrapping around Ahri makes Ahri become a different kind of person.
He even almost attacked his bodyguard Yasuo.
This is enough to show that Ahri's self-control is very weak.
Combined with the relationship between myself and Ahri during this period of time, I can confirm that Ahri is a swamp...
It is also because of his blood magic that he has an unusual physique.
Even with the blessing of blood magic, I am still somewhat powerless. If it were anyone else, Xu Nuo wouldn't dare to think about it and just let go? That would be lucky.
"Bah! You're here...don't think I don't know!!" Xu Nuo's instant reply did not offset Yumi's offensive. Instead, Yumi snorted disdainfully, turned her head and looked up at Ah.
Li, murmured, "Ah Li, it's possible that what I say next will offend you a little."
"However, I believe that once I say it, everyone here will know it... and you should listen more."
"Ah??" Ah Li didn't know how to react, but she didn't refuse.
She also wants to know what Yuumi will say.
Youmi took a deep breath, with a solemn look on her face: "Promise!! Don't think I don't know if Ahri's figure is out of shape, her appearance is aging, and ahem... flabby..."<
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"You will definitely find a new woman to take Ahri's place."
"Why are you so absolute? You're just a cat!!!" Xu Nuo also got angry. Why is this stinky cat here to sow discord??
Although it is indeed beneficial for me not to get married.
Because once she gets married, it means that she will be torn into pieces by Ah Li. She has been piling up for several days.
I dare not think about my promise....
Yes, this is the way to prevent marriage.
Make a promise but don’t keep it.
This is worse than death.
Youmi was calm and calm, her eyes were firm: "Yes, I am just a cat, but I have lived for hundreds of years. According to your human calculations, I am your ancestor."
"I've seen too much."
"My experience is unmistakable."
"Of course, there are exceptions, but if I analyze it carefully, you will be speechless."
"If Ahri's body is out of shape, her face is aging, and you are not satisfied for some reason, then what is left for Ahri??"
"Is Ahri smart??"
"Idiot!!"
"Almost all I know is eating, drinking and sleeping...I know nothing else."
"Even a little lazy..."
"She doesn't have the background and strength of Irelia, and her IQ is not even as good as Akali's..."
"Besides her beautiful skin, what else does she have that is worthy of your entrustment?"
"Can you say??"
Click!!
A blockbuster.
When Yumi was correct in her words, she analyzed it resolutely.
To be continued...