Chapter 117 This chapter has no title
More than forty minutes later, Tang Baobao kicked Jiang He off the bed.
Jiang He fell down and was stunned, "What are you doing, baby? Why did you kick me down?"
Tang Baobao glared at him fiercely and said gritting his teeth, "Damn pervert, I feel uncomfortable. You just do such a beastly thing to others. I hate you so much!"
Jiang He got up from the ground, lifted the quilt and crawled in again, "Okay, baby, it's not uncomfortable anymore, I'll be happy if I sweat when I exercise."
"Get out of here, don't hug me."
"No, I'll hug you." Jiang He hugged Tang Baobao tightly.
Tang Baobao couldn't break free (actually he didn't break free at all), so he had to be "forced" to lie in Jiang He's arms.
Tang Baobao kicked Jiang He in the calf and muttered, "It's the sixth time. It shouldn't have started at the beginning. Now I want to brake, but you, a hooligan, can't stop the car."
Jiang He smiled, "Men are like this. After tasting the sweetness, they will always want to taste the sweetness. After a long time, they will get tired of it."
Tang Baobao said dissatisfiedly, "What do you mean? You want to tell me that you are fresh now. After the freshness passes, will I not be attractive to you?"
Jiang He quickly defended, "No, I don't mean that."
"Then what did you mean just now?"
"I..."
Jiang He hesitated and kissed Tang Baobao's lips.
The baby was still jokingly at first, but soon became immersed in this kiss. When Jiang Hyuk separated from her, her face turned red and she no longer cared about it.
It turns out that you should never try to reason with women.
When your woman gets angry, the best way to kiss her.
As long as you know how to kiss, 80% of the problems can be solved in this kiss.
But please note that if you cheat, this method will be useless.
You can't tell your woman, Oh baby, I accidentally cheated on other women, but don't be stern, come on, kiss me.
If you do this, you will see how your woman can't even unscrew the bottle cap and evolved into the process of unscrewing your Tianling cap.
Tsk.
Jiang He and Tang Baobao were tangled for a while, and Tang Baobao put on his clothes and went to take a shower.
In fact, Jiang Hyuk also asked her why you have to put on your clothes and take a shower?
Isn't it troublesome?
Tang Baobao said that she and Jiang He were not so close that they walked around without clothes, so they still had to keep a certain degree of privacy.
Jiang He thinks this is too fucking reasonable.
They were just impulsive six times, in the room, in the living room, and even on the balcony, and they were not too intimate.
Jiang He also put on shorts and chased him out, "Baby, why are you doing bathing now?"
Tang Baobao nodded and said, "I want to go out for some midnight snack, but I'm a little hungry again."
Most people do feel hungry after doing exercise.
If your girlfriend doesn't feel hungry after exercise, teenager, please go to the hospital for a look. Maybe you are already useless.
Jiang He touched his stomach and said, "I'm a little hungry too. That's right. Let's go out for midnight snacks together, I'll take a shower too."
"You don't need to wash, just wait for me outside."
"Why? I'm sweating a lot and I'm dirty."
"So what's wrong? Men are all dirty things, so they'll be dirty."
“???”
"Baby Tang, you're just starting a map gun." Jiang He was very dissatisfied, "If I make a statement that women are snobbish, how do you respond?"
Tang Baobao said calmly, "Everyone is snob, men are, women are, snob is a bad habit in human nature. I never think snob is wrong."
Jiang He twitched, "Why are you giving me this little mouth to teach me?"
"I'm right. If you don't believe it, then I'll ask you, what is your purpose in drawing comics? Don't tell me it's for your dreams."
"Uh, for the fire."
"Look, aren't you also snob?"
"Ah? I want to be popular, why is it just a snob?"
"If you weren't snob, you could generate electricity for love, but you still want to be popular in your heart. You haven't become popular yet, but when you really become popular, you will become a top snob. Then you will look down on anyone in your industry who doesn't have you."
"You dare to look down on your peers today, and you dare to kill someone and set fire the day after tomorrow. My suggestion is to shoot him directly."
“???”
"What's the logic of this?" Jiang He laughed in anger, "It's totally nonsense, it's all nonsense."
"Don't swear to me, I think you are in a collusion, wolf heart, wolf, wolf, wolf falls in love with sheep, green grassland."
“…”
Jiang He sighed, "If we have a baby in the future, I'll teach him homework. If you teach me, our children will become mentally retarded."
Tang Baobao's face turned red as fast as possible and spat, "Bah, who is going to have a baby with you? What's the difference between you and those who are illusions on the Internet when they see beautiful girls, they fantasize about getting married, or even having a child's name."
"I'm going to take a shower."
Seeing Jiang He and wanted to refute, Tang Baobao entered the bathroom.
I also deliberately turned on the faucet to the maximum.
In this way, the sound of water can block all noise.
You Jiang He refute me again, I can't hear it, hehe.
...
After taking a shower, Jiang He and Tang Baobao changed their clothes and prepared to go out for a midnight snack.
It was already past 11 o'clock in the evening, and it was almost 12 o'clock. As soon as I opened the corridor door, the wind outside blew into the two of them.
The baby is also wearing shorts, and at this moment she deeply understands what beautiful frozen man means.
But now it's summer bastard!
Tang Baobao gave up, "Jiang He, otherwise we would still order takeout? What do you think?"
(Agree to order takeout quickly, I don't want to go out anymore!)
Jiang He smiled playfully, then said with a stern face, "Disclaimer."
Tang Baobao was stunned, "Please tell me your reason for rejection."
"First, order takeout at this time, and the delivery fee is very expensive. Second, people have to trust their words. We have clearly agreed to go out for midnight snacks, so we have to do what we say."
"For this reason, you took a shower and I changed into my war shoes. It would be a bit embarrassing if you just give up like this."
"I'll order takeout so you don't have to spend money. As for credit, people still have to learn to talk like farts when they are alive. I'll take a shower as a preparation before going to bed. As for your war shoes, um, Jiang He, are you sure you want to use your Putian shoes as war shoes?"
Chapter completed!