Jiang He said seriously, "Anyway, we sleep together at night, so I might as well carry the quilt over, otherwise it would be ashes if it were placed in my room."

Tang Baobao went over and kicked him in anger, "Who wants to sleep with you? Take your quilt away quickly. You are not allowed to sleep with me tonight."

Jiang He said aggrievedly, "How can that work? Now I sleep with you every day. If you don't sleep with me, I will not be able to sleep. You are not such a cruel person, right? Do you have the heart to see me suffer from insomnia?"

"I am such a cruel person, and I have the heart to see you have insomnia."

"Baby, you are so humorous."

“…”

"Humor, your uncle, what I said is true!" Tang Baobao punched Jiang He in the abdomen in anger.

Jiang He screamed, curled up like a big shrimp, and then threw himself on the bed.

"Oh, it's no longer possible, it hurts me so much."

Tang Baobao scolded him angrily, "Don't pretend for me, okay? I didn't use any force at all, get up quickly."

"I don't want it. You hurt me. I can't get up, I can't get up."

"Can't get up, right? Then I'll pull you up!"

Tang Baobao stretched out his hand to grab Jiang He's arm, but Jiang He tried hard and pulled Tang Baobao into his arms.

So the baby lay directly on Jiang He's body.

"Bastard, let me get up!"

"I don't want it!"

Jiang He hugged her tightly, and even clamped Tang Baobao's waist directly with his legs.

Tang Baobao smiled angrily, "Are you following me to play the tricks in the mma?"

Jiang He said proudly, "Anyway, I just won't let you go. If you have the ability, you will break my tricks!"

Tang Baobao is popular, "Damn bastard."

She waved her small fist and started to beat Jiang He's body. Of course, she didn't dare to exert too much force, which made Jiang He feel more like she was giving him a massage.

But Jiang He still cooperated and screamed, "Oh, don't hit me anymore, it hurts me so much, oh, oh, oh, oh, damn!"

The last sentence Jiang He really screamed.

Because Tang Baobao punched him in the crotch.

His legs became soft and loosened Tang Baobao, and then he rolled in the bed with pain.

Tang Baobao was also scared and a little at a loss, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose, Jiang He, who told you to make a fuss with me, do you, do you feel pain?"

Jiang He rolled around and scolded, "Do you think I feel it hurt? I'll go to your uncle's baby Tang, I'm still your prospective boyfriend. Are you trying to make me a son and a grandson a eunuch? It hurts so much, it hurts so much, it hurts so much, it hurts! "

Jiang He was not pretending this time, he was the kind that was so painful that he was sweating profusely.

Girl friends may not understand this kind of pain very much.

As a man who has also been accidentally injured, I will tell you this, it is almost the same as the pain of having a baby for pregnant women.

The key is that when pregnant women can't stand the pain of having children, they can take general anesthesia and then take out the gynecology.

But if a man suffers such injuries, he will not be able to have all his anesthesia.

When Tang Baobao saw Jiang He, tears were sore that he didn't know how to comfort him, so he grabbed his hand, tied his fingers to him, and patted him on the back, "Don't cry, Jiang He, you are a seven-foot man at least, why are you crying?"

"I'm sorry, I'm wrong. Next time I won't make trouble with you. I, okay, can I invite you to have delicious food? Then I'll buy you clothes? Then what do you want, just say, give me a chance to compensate you!"

Jiang He didn't say anything, but just pulled her onto the bed, then pressed her under him, and then kissed her like anger.

Although Tang Baobao was a little caught off guard, he thought that he had hurt Jiang He, so he kissed him obediently, intending to compensate him in this way.

But Jiang He is not satisfied with kissing.

So his hands began to become dishonest again.

An hour later, Tang Baobao lay in Jiang He's arms, covering Jiang He with colorful quilts.

Tang Baobao shaved him, then used his fingers to circle his chest, "I seriously suspect that you don't hurt at all, you pretended it just now."

Jiang He widened his eyes, "If I pretend, I will let me be captured by aliens. It really hurts. How could I pretend?"

"If you don't believe it, then wait for you to be reincarnated as a man in your next life. You can try that feeling too."

"Okay, then you will be reincarnated as a woman in your next life, so that I can say those ugly words to you."

"What a bad thing?"

"It's what you say every time." Tang Baobao blushed.

Jiang He still doesn't understand.

Tang Baobao approached his ear and whispered a few words.

This really can't be written, otherwise it will be sealed.

To put it concisely, it is just a trick between young couples.

Jiang He also blushed and said embarrassedly, "I didn't mean to scold you, and I don't know how I said it."

"Hmph." Tang Baobao snorted, but he was not angry.

She suddenly said, "I can't see the starry sky, it looks pretty."

Goosebumps all over Jiang He's body, and he pulled the corner of his mouth, "What, what's pretty good, didn't you tell you that it's a horror movie?"

Tang Baobao stretched out his hand and pinched the flesh on Jiang He's waist. Jiang He screamed in pain.

"What are you doing, oh."

"Who asked you to lie to me? What other horror movies are there? I searched and it was not that true!" Tang Baobao glared at Jiang He angrily.

Before taking a shower, she searched the name Starry Sky with her mobile phone. It was a good guy, and she realized that Jiang He and Lin Xia were lying to her before.

What kind of horror movie is obviously a pure and beautiful girl.

Jiang He smiled awkwardly, "I, I just don't want you to know too many bad things."

"Hmph, don't you know that people's curiosity can't be controlled?" Tang Baobao pinched him again and said unhappily, "Sister Lin Xia is really, she actually joined you to lie to me. The consciences of both of you are very bad!"

"I'm wronged, Taijun, to be precise, I helped Lin Xia to save the situation." Jiang He defended.

"You are the Taijun, why are you scolding?" Tang Baobao scratched him, and then muttered again, "But Sister Lin Xia looks so serious, how can she look at those people? She really can't behave like a person."

"Don't you watch it too?"
Chapter completed!