Chapter 15 Uncle Fans
The more Jiang He looks, the more he wants to laugh.
Good guy, the ingredients are so complicated.
At this time, he heard footsteps sound, and when he looked up, he saw Tang Baobao hurried out of the bathroom, with a hint of panic on his face.
Jiang He quickly stood up and walked towards her, "What's wrong with you baby?"
Tang Baobao was frightened and threw himself into his arms, grabbed his clothes, and said in fear, "The bathroom, there is a man who has been staring at me after he came out of the men's bathroom. He looks very fierce, I'm so scared."
"Ah?"
Jiang He was stunned. At this time, he saw a middle-aged man in his forties wearing black short-sleeved shirts walking out of the bathroom again, with sparse hair, obscene eyes, and two big flower arms.
He is over 1.7 meters tall, but he looks like a 200 pounds. He looks like a bucket, very honest.
Humans are the easiest animals to judge humans by their appearance. The first impression that such people give people is that they are confused about the Tao.
Tang Baobao also saw him and was frightened and hurriedly hid behind Jiang He, "It's him, he chased him, Jiang He, what should I do!"
"Don't be afraid, I'll protect you."
Jiang He patted her little hand and saw the middle-aged man coming over. He said with a stern face, "Sir, are you doing anything?"
The middle-aged man didn't speak, but looked at Tang Baobao.
Jiang He's voice became a little heavier, "Please give your eyes a little respect. This is my girlfriend, what do you want to do?"
"That..." the middle-aged man hesitated, his old face turned red, and he asked carefully, "May I ask, is this lady the captain of red girls, Miss Tang Baobao?"
Jiang He was stunned, and Tang Baobao was also stunned.
"It's me, are you?"
"Wow, I actually saw myself today!" The middle-aged man was very excited, "Miss Tang Baobao, I am a fan of your red girls. I will go to see every performance of you!"
"When I saw you in the bathroom just now, I was a little afraid to recognize you. I didn't expect it was you!"
Fans, fans?
Collect this is not an evil force?
Tang Baobao's face became a word of embarrassment.
Jiang He was also confused.
Damn, I can understand that young stars are chasing. An uncle of such an old man is also chasing stars?
When the middle-aged man saw the two of them suspiciously, he quickly took out a red flame-patterned badge from his pocket, "I am really your fan, Miss Tang, look, this is the limited badge you launched for the second anniversary of your debut. I bought it from the scalper for a lot of money!"
“red girls, red girls, as long as you love me, we have stories, I! Yes!"
The middle-aged man became more and more excited as he spoke. He danced with his hands and feet, and he slapped a small piece of support exercises between Tang Baobao and the others. At the ending action, he held his round face with both hands and blinked.
Jiang He, “(づ●─●)づ”
Tang Baobao, "(づ●─●)づ"
...
"Hahahahahahahahahaha, as long as you love me, we will have a story, hahahaha, what a silly support song, hahahaha."
"Have you laughed enough, bastard!"
Tang Baobao pinched Jiang He who was laughing in dissatisfaction.
Since the misunderstanding just now, this guy has been laughing non-stop.
Is there any problem with their support song?
The homonym of Chinese and English is catchy and there is still some memory. I just laugh it off.
Jiang He laughed and his stomach hurt a little, so he calmed down, "Huh, mainly, the main reason is that the uncle jumped and danced just now, and he looked so funny. Baby, your fans are all such uncles, right?"
Tang Baobao rolled his eyes beautifully, "Of course not. There are also many young people in our fan group. But today I happened to meet my uncle fans."
"Haha."
"If you laugh, I will stuff my fist into your mouth and choke you to death!"
"Hiss, what a cruel woman, the most venomous woman!" Jiang He smacked his lips and took Tang Baobao into the women's clothing store next to him.
Tang Baobao asked him in a little puzzled manner, "What are you taking me here for?"
Jiang He leaned close to her ear and whispered, "There is a bit bloody on the back of your pants, I'll take you to change a new one."
Tang Baobao suddenly blushed and said angrily, "Then why didn't you say it earlier? I just took a photo with other fans, this, this..."
Jiang He comforted her, "Don't worry, your pants are quite dark in color, and you can't find it if you don't look carefully. I just saw it. If you wear white pants like me, it would be a big trouble."
Tang Baobao pouted and didn't speak.
Jiang He patted her on the shoulder and said, "You choose a pair of pants, I'll buy it for you."
Tang Baobao raised his eyebrows, "You iron rooster is going to pluck your hair today?"
Jiang He twitched, "Look at what you said, do I have less things to give you? Choose now, we're going to watch a drama later."
"I understand."
(Look at me if I don’t choose a pair of beautiful pants, I’m so beautiful that I’m so beautiful.)
Jiang He, “…”
Tang Baobao originally wanted to buy a skirt, but after looking at it, she gave up without finding a good-looking style.
"How is this?"
"The pants are too short and too exposed, change."
"What about this one?"
"This color is too plain, it doesn't match your skin color, change it."
"Then this one is bright, right?"
"This fresh one is so beautiful. I feel like you are going to Victoria's Secret in the next second. I don't like it very much."
“…”
Tang Baobao tried five or six, long and short, and he had to ask Jiang He for his opinion every time he tried it, but Jiang He was extremely picky and didn't like it.
Tang Baobao is popular, "You should be angry with me, choose one for me!"
Jiang He asked her, "Are you sure you want me to choose? You are not wearing it for me, it is the most important thing you like."
Tang Baobao gritted his teeth and waved his fist, "Stop talking nonsense, I'll let you choose."
"Okay okay." Jiang He stood up and chose a circle, and finally gave Tang Baobao a pair of jeans with a bit of retro, imitation bell-bottom pants, "Well, I personally think this one is good."
Tang Baobao's mouth twitched, "This is the first one I tried on, Jiang He, are you poisonous, are you?"
Jiang He, “…”
Tang Baobao was so angry that she wanted to destroy Jiang He, but she was worried that it would be too bloody and would splash blood all over the place in the store, causing trouble to the clerks, so she finally endured it.
However, she did choose the jeans that Jiang He chose, which was the one she tried on at the beginning.
I feel like my aunt is going to be angry as a vicious stepmother.
Jiang He paid the money and then took Tang Baobao out of the mall.
Time passed quickly, and it was time for the drama to start, so the two of them took a taxi to the Grand Theater of Renjian.
"Baby, why didn't you drive your agent's car out today?"
"I'll give it back to her. I can't drive her car all the time."
Tang Baobao lifted his hair and put on the mask. Jiang He stood in front of the car door and gave the driver the fare.
Chapter completed!