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Chapter 158 Let me eat it

 Tang Baobao narrowed his eyes and glanced at him, "What fun do you want to play? If you dare to make any astringent request, I will definitely kick you out."

Jiang Hebai glanced at her, "Look at what you said, are I the kind of person who only knows astringency in your heart? Have you forgotten that we bought poker cards?"

As he said that, Jiang He took out a brand new pair of playing cards from his pocket.

Tang Baobao's eyes lit up, "Hey, I really forgot about this. Come on, come on, let's play cards."

"However, assuming we are too committed, what if we miss the meteor shower later?"

Jiang He smiled and said, "Idiot, there are so many tents nearby. What do you think if others see the meteor shower, their first reaction will be?"

"Is it silent or, wow, the meteor shower is coming!"

When Tang Baobao saw his exaggerated expression, he couldn't help but smile, "What he said makes sense, then let's play cards first, are we playing money or what are we playing?"

Jiang He smiled obscenely, "Please take off your clothes, whoever loses will take off one piece of clothing."

Tang Baobao blushed and said angrily, "You just said that you are not the kind of person who only knows astringency, so what are you talking about now?"

Jiang Hehe said seriously, "This is a bet. I think it's quite fun. Besides, I wear less clothes than you. Even if I take off my clothes later, I will be the first..."

"Shut up, you, don't you block this book, are you unhappy?" Tang Baobao interrupted him angrily, and then took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket with a domineering attitude, "Come on, just send money."

Jiang He was stunned, took the money and counted it, and said a little out of the blue, "Baby, when did you withdraw so much money on your body? There are five thousand here!"

"You don't have to worry about this." Tang Baby Tang looked like a proud little peacock, "Anyway, let's get the money."

Jiang He spread his hands, "I don't carry cash on me. Do you accept WeChat payment?"

"Then, I'll lend you a thousand dollars, and you can pay it back to me at that time."

"Okay, Landlord?"

"Ok."

Jiang He and Tang Baobao started fighting against Landlords like this.

Because they only have one deck of cards, they must first draw a little card, otherwise, before they finish playing, they will first calculate how many cards the other party has, so they can play a hammer.

"One, two, three, four."

"Tang Baobao, at least five cards can be used together. Please take them back!"

...

"Four Seven!"

"Four k, do you want it? If you don't want it, I'll finish it."

"Ahhh, Jiang He, why are you so shameless? Do you have to be too big for me?"

...

"Yes, k! Do you want it? No, don't want it, don't want it, don't want it, don't want it, don't want it, don't want it, don't want it, I won! Give it money!"

"You beat your sister. Just as I was about to play cards, you held my hand. I didn't say I didn't want it. You are cheating!"

"So what? Give the money!"

...

Fifteen minutes passed, Jiang He asked Tang Baobao that he had lost all the 1,000 borrowed, and he lost an additional 2,000 yuan to Tang Baobao.

Jiang He swung his card in a panic, "Don't play anymore, you're always cheating, play with a hammer!"

Tang Baobao said proudly, "Why am I cheating? I didn't make any mistakes. Besides, you didn't say in advance that you were not allowed to interfere with the other party when playing cards."

Jiang He twitched his lips and said angrily, "Then why don't you allow me to interfere with you?"

Tang Baobao shrugged, "I don't allow it, I'm just angry. If you have the ability, you are not afraid of me being angry."

Jiang He, “…”

I've never seen such a shameless person.

"Tang Baobao, be a person, be reasonable! You can't just act alone!"

"Be reasonable?" Tang Baobao sneered, "Did I fall in love with you or reason with you?"

Jiang He choked.

Good guy, it appeared, it appeared.

The most shameless and lethal sentence in love appears!

Men are rational, women are emotional.

This causes the brain circuits of both parties to be completely different.

If a couple quarrels, most boys will be obsessed with whether this matter is right or wrong, and the point that the woman is obsessed with is whether you coax me or not.

She was right, and she received a buff bonus.

If she is wrong.

Haha.

She will try her best to say the wrong ones as right and the black ones as white ones. If it really doesn't work, then just change the topic.

Finally, let’s have the classic three-company, do you yell at me? Do I quarrel with you or reason with you? And cold violence.

You can't even penetrate her armor.

So, either don’t quarrel with your girlfriend. If you quarrel, as long as it doesn’t involve a matter of principle, you can tolerate it and let it go.

Unless you don't plan to talk to her or she cheats on her.

Other things, just give in. Don’t be so serious, otherwise you will be angry in the end.

(The author wiped his tears silently. This is all about experience!)

Jiang He was just about to think about how to break Tang Baobao's move, but suddenly someone shouted, "The meteor shower is coming!"

Tang Baobao pushed Jiang He away and rushed out of the tent.

Jiang He followed closely.

There were already many people standing by the river. Looking up at the starry sky, a gorgeous meteor shower passed by, leaving a long tail.

Tang Baobao quickly clasped his hands together and closed his eyes to make a wish.

Jiang He didn't do this, just admired the passing of the meteor shower.

So beautiful.

It's the kind of beauty that can't be reproduced even if it is stored in a mobile phone album.

"Damn it's over so soon."

"I'm going to be bitten to death by mosquitoes. That's it, that's it? It's better than my partner for a long time."

"Damn old lady, can you shut up?"

“…”

There was a lot of noise around.

At this time, Tang Baobao also opened his eyes, looking satisfied.

Jiang He quickly asked her, "What wish did you make?"

Tang Baobao glanced at him charmingly, "Idiot, can you still work if you say it?"

Jiang He asked tentatively, "Then I guess, does it have anything to do with me?"

Tang Baobao smiled, "Guess."

Jiang He, “…”

Didn't I guess?

And why didn't she say it in her heart, if you say it, I can hear it too.

The cunning Tang Baby.

Tang Baobao changed the topic again, "Okay, the meteor shower is over, let's collect the tent and drive home."

Jiang He was stunned, "Aren't you spend the night here?"

Tang Baobao complained, "There are too many mosquitoes and I can't stand it anymore, so I'd better go home."

"Okay then."

Jiang He was also bitten by mosquitoes. When he heard the baby say this, he quickly went to remove the tent.

Once you have a good time, you have a good time.

It's hard to set up, but it's easy to remove it.

Fifteen minutes later, the two packed the tent and returned to the car. When Tang Baobao left, he took away the garbage they made.

Jiang He had just fastened his seat belt, and Tang Baobao said, "Give me some food."

Jiang He was stunned, "Which one should you eat? Bread or what?"

Tang Baobao didn't say anything, but just untie Jiang He's safety belt. Jiang He looked confused. The next second, he grabbed the steering wheel with his hands tightly.
Chapter completed!
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