Chapter 182: Everyone is ugly except you
Blasphemy...
Jiang He twitched, "You said this to me, and it seems like a holy thing."
"Don't swear."
Tang Baobao scratched Jiang He at a glance.
Through the phone, Jiang He was powered by the murderous aura released from her eyes.
At this time, Tang Baobao couldn't wait to open the snail noodles, then took a deep breath, and said intoxicatedly, "It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant! My favorite thing in my life is snail noodles."
Jiang He said funnyly, "The last time you ate durian, I said so, which one is your favorite?"
Tang Baobao suddenly glanced at him with charming charm, "You are my favorite."
Jiang He suddenly felt passionate, sat up straight, begging, "Don't look at me with such eyes, I beg you, I will not be able to stand it."
Tang Baobao blushed and said with a laugh and cry, "You are not an uninformed little boy, as for it? He is so fragile, no wonder he is so fast."
"Baby Tang, I..."
"I'm talking about walking, you walk very quickly, and sometimes I can't catch up with you."
“…”
Damn it!
At this time, Tang Baobao said in surprise, "Hey, I just want one pig's trotter, why did you order two for me?"
Jiang He smiled and said, "Because I like to eat pig's trotters too. I'm not by your side now, so please ask you to help me eat one."
"Then you can order one yourself."
"I don't know the specific address of my hotel, how do I click?"
"Don't you have a name? You can also locate it if you don't succeed."
"Ah?" Jiang He looked magical, "Is that okay? I don't know."
Tang Baobao, “…”
Just act hard, you scheming guy.
Tang Baobao snorted and said complainingly, "You asked me to eat it. If I get fat by then, I can't wear my beautiful pants and skirts, and I will never finish it with you."
Jiang He smiled, "Actually, it's better to eat fatter. You are too thin and don't have much meat on your legs."
"What do you need so much succulent on your legs?"
"Have you heard Lu Xun say it? The legs with flesh-tight stockings are the real best legs."
"Lu Xun's coffin board is almost impossible to hold back. Can you stop pulling everything on Lu Xun?"
"Okay, I remembered it wrong. This was said by Zhou Shuren."
"Remember your father, but you are wrong."
“…”
Don't swear if you promise?
Baobao Tang, you are really a double standard!
Next, Tang Baobao started siping powder in front of Jiang He.
People who don’t like to vermicelli may not understand the pleasure of vermicellili.
Although Tang Baobao is native to the Demon City, she has the heart of Hunan Province and Guizhou Province.
She had been to Hunan Province once before, and she ate the noodles every day, so after returning to the Magic City, she still missed the fungus powder in Hunan Province.
Unfortunately, even the demons didn't sell them.
Sima Mo is not only expensive, but there are few delicious foods. In the eyes of babies, this whole city is cold and unhuman.
Especially those older red guys who open their mouths and shut up and look down on outsiders, they should all be dragged out and beheaded.
Jiang He couldn't help but feel satisfied when he saw Tang Baobao squirting about pink.
He doesn't know if he is psychopathic, he likes to see his baby eats.
When the baby was eating, he was like a cute little hamster. Jiang He thought that if she had two little tiger teeth, she would be even cuter.
Unfortunately, the baby does not have little tiger teeth.
Sure enough, no one is perfect.
...
Ten minutes later.
Jiang He watched the food broadcast for ten minutes, and finally waited for the scene where Tang Baobao put down his chopsticks, leaned back to the back of the chair, lifted up his clothes, and touched his belly.
She likes to do this every time she eats too much.
Of course, this is only true at home. Outside, Baobao Tang is a very ladylike.
"Himmer~~"
Tang Baobao burped, and it sounded like his mother's voice was opening her voice before singing.
Jiang He was happy, "Is it that delicious? Is it so full?"
Tang Baobao smiled, "Well, it's so delicious. I ate all the pig's trotters and I ate the same powder. Today's baby is a baby who has not wasted food."
"Beautiful." Jiang He gave a thumbs up, but his hand accidentally slipped and his phone fell directly on his thigh, aiming at his crotch.
Tang Baobao was scared and screamed, "Ahhh, what are you doing, Jiang He, are you acting like a hooligan?"
Jiang He picked up his phone again and said speechlessly, "What are you calling? I'm wearing pants, not naked. Besides, you haven't seen me before?"
Tang Baobao said with a red face, "That's different. Now we are on the video. If you really expose me and let me see it, I would feel so strange."
"Don't worry, I'm wearing very tight clothes. I'm going to sleep in my pants tonight."
"That's not necessary, is it hot in Shaanxi Province?"
"It's not hot, I didn't even turn on the air conditioner. I feel that this Shaanxi Province is very suitable for people to live in. There are many young people on the road. I saw that they all had to hide far away."
"What? Are you still afraid of others hitting you?" Tang Baobao smiled pursed.
Jiang He said seriously, "Who isn't afraid? Those spiritual young men are all teenagers, a bunch of young men. If I were beaten by them, I would be beaten to the law for the protection of minors. They would not go to jail. Then I would be beaten in vain."
"Yes." Tang Baobao nodded in agreement, and suddenly asked again, "Did you see beauties on the street when you go out to play today? I heard that there are many beauties in Shaanxi Province."
Jiang He shook his head decisively, "No, it's all ugly."
Tang Baobao, “…”
"I won't be jealous, are you? Really." Tang Baobao guessed Jiang He's little thoughts and rolled his eyes speechlessly, "What if you see a beautiful girl on the street? I won't mind. He is beautiful and it's just a gaze."
Jiang He bit to death, "I really didn't see it. It's all ugly, even more ugly than our demon city."
"Uh."
"If you really say beautiful women, I personally feel that there are more people in Sichuan and Chongqing, although I have never been there."
"There are indeed many beauties in Sichuan and Chongqing. Many of my female friends in Sichuan and Chongqing are quite beautiful." Tang Baobao smiled.
Jiang He twitched his eyelids and said righteously, "No matter how beautiful they are, they will be compared with others. Compared with you, they will be ugly."
Tang Baobao's mouth thrusts, and said with a black look on his face, "Are you so strong in survival? I really convinced you. In your eyes, are there no beautiful girls besides me?"
"If you are the same age as you, you are not as beautiful as you. If it is all, my mother is very beautiful, and your mother is also very beautiful."
"You are so ok. If I had a twin sister, would you think my sister is beautiful or I am beautiful? I mean when we look exactly the same."
Jiang He twitched, "What kind of a silly question is this? How do you ask me to answer?"
"I don't care, I want you to answer." Tang Baobao looked excited and said with a tantrum, "Whoever made you praise me all the time has made me swell. I must hear your answer now."
Jiang Hennu said, "Okay, then I won't praise you anymore, Tang Baby, you are ugly."
Chapter completed!