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Chapter 30: Tang Baobao, you have done all kinds of bad things and have no conscience.

 Tang Baobao looked dark, "You have just opened your eyes, it was my aunt who called me to tell me."

Jiang He twitched his mouth. He never expected that his mother would be so gossipy.

What's going on with this feeling of déjà vu when she finds her son cheating and her daughter-in-law on the first time?

"Ruonan said she wanted to go to see a movie. I thought I could use other people's places in the future, so I would watch a movie with me. After watching the movie, I'll be back."

"Yuyouyou, Ruonan wants to go to watch a movie, Ruonan wants to go to watch a movie~, tsk, it's so intimate. Didn't you call me Miss Ren before? Why are you calling Ruonan now?"

Tang Baobao winked and sucked his eyes, stirred his upper lip and pressed his lower lip down. The more sarcastic tone, the more sarcastic he was.

Jiang He then slapped his face, "Do you need to be so sarcastic? Ren Ruonan and I are just friends, what's wrong with calling my friend's name?"

Tang Baobao curled his lips, "Tsk tsk, now he is called Ruonan, and he will call him Baby in the future, be careful, right?"

(Dog is more obscene than Jiang He, dirty, two-faced, chivalrous, passionate and passionate)

Jiang He, “…”

I beg you sister, if you don't know how to use idioms, you can't use them.

Jiang He sat next to her, looked at her seriously and said, "Comrade Tang Baobao, I think you are like a eunuch now. I am very unhappy with me in your tone. We are also good friends. I can call you baby, why can't I call him Ruonan?"

"First, you are the eunuch." Tang Baobao kicked him gently and glared at him, "Second, can the relationship between you and me be compared with the relationship between you and her?"

Jiang He narrowed his eyes, "Are you jealous?"

Tang Baobao was suddenly panicked, "Ha, ha, I? I? I am the most beautiful girl in the six realms and eight desolates. I'm jealous of you? Hahaha, your joke is even more funny than last year's Spring Festival Gala. I suggest you go directly to be the general guide for the Spring Festival Gala language program."

Her voice was raised twice, it sounded a little sharp, and her eyes widened a lot. Not only that, her two little hands subconsciously clenched their fists and placed them under their butt.

Like a stubborn little hen.

Jiang He sneered, "If you are not jealous, how could you break the defense just because I called Ruonan?"

Baobao Tang snorted, "I'm breaking my defense? Farting!"

(I am absolutely not jealous. How could I eat your jealousy of Jiang He? I didn’t even beat you to death. I just felt a little uncomfortable, well, it’s that simple.)

Jiang He smiled evilly, "Okay, then I'll pretend you're not jealous."

"It's not that I'm not jealous, but that I'm not jealous at all. Also, don't laugh like that, it's so greasy. I thought Huang Xiaoming came to my house."

“…”

"Oh, sorry, Huang Xiaoming is much handsomer than you."

“…”

Jiang He was shot for the second time, and he swears that if he had not received a good education since childhood, he would definitely have to take it off now. Bah, he would definitely press Tang Baobao on the sofa and beat her hard.

But he can't.

So Jiang He could only retort, "Similarly, you are not as beautiful as other people's ex-wife."

Tang Baobao nodded, "I admit this, my ex-wife is indeed more beautiful than me."

Jiang He originally wanted to wait until she was narcissistic to take the opportunity to mock her, but she didn't expect that she wouldn't give her a chance.

And I haven't heard her heart yet, so, does the proud baby really think Angela is really beautiful than her?

But the baby is not ugly.

Jiang He stared at Tang Baobao's side face, look, the girl with nose and eyes, is very beautiful.

Tang Baobao noticed his gaze and said angrily, "Look at your father, I haven't calmed down yet, don't look at me like that."

Jiang He said funnyly, "Why are you angry? At worst, I will just call him Daming or Miss Ren in the future."

"I'm not angry about this." Tang Baobao nodded and stretched out his hand, "Where is my roast duck?"

Jiang He suddenly realized and explained seriously, "I really want to buy it for you, but I really haven't encountered a roast duck restaurant that has opened. The roast duck restaurant outside our community has closed down."

"Then can't you buy it for me at a distance?"

"I have checked the unethical map. The closest one to our house is only one of the No. 3 Middle School. That one is open to two o'clock in Lingcheng, but it is forty kilometers away from our house. You won't let me run forty kilometers to buy roast duck for you, right?"

"Haha, why can't it be?" Tang Baobao sneered, "You promised me. You said before that you, Jiang He, are the young man who is honest when you speak."

Jiang He slapped his thigh, "Okay, I'll fight for our baby, you can wait."

He stood up and was about to go out.

Tang Baobao quickly grabbed him and shouted, "Hey, I'm joking with you, forget it, it's so late, it's not too late to buy food tomorrow, you can sit down first."

"Is it really OK?"

"It's really possible."

"Okay, I know that our baby feels sorry for me the most." Jiang He sat down again with a smile.

Tang Baobao blushed and his heart beat, he glanced at him and beeped in a low voice, "Don't say that, I, I'm not your baby."

(Hate(?′?`?)*??*)

She was originally a little unhappy because of Jiang He's shouting, but she was defeated by Jiang He's few words, and all the anger in her heart was filled with pink bubbles.

(Ahhh, Baobao Tang, why are you so useless!)

Jiang He subconsciously asked, "What's the point of being unpromising?"

Tang Baobao was stunned, "What?"

Jiang He realized his words and quickly changed the topic, "Well, nothing, I was thinking about things just now and said my thoughts. But, baby, you cleaned your house very clean. Didn't you buy a lot of snacks? Didn't you eat?"

"It's all finished."

"Where are the bags? I threw them all away?" Jiang He was a little surprised, and then gave a thumbs up, "Beautiful baby, I didn't expect you to be so well-behaved today. I'll give you a thumbs up."

Tang Baobao smiled a little guilty, "Haha, hehe, I've always been so obedient, then what, I'll go back to my room to sleep first, I'm so sleepy, I'll be fine tomorrow morning, remember to buy me roast duck in the morning."

"Okay, I'll go to bed when I go to the bathroom."

"Yeah."

Tang Baobao stood up and went back to his room.

Jiang He pissed and opened his door, and then he was stunned on the spot.

Trash can... The trash can is filled with garbage bags, and the bags are packed with those potato chips and duck neck packaging bags...

Take a deep breath, be calm, don't scold people, don't...

Can't bear it anymore!

"Tang! Bao! Bao!" Jiang He rushed to Tang Baobao's room angrily and kicked the door twice. "Open the door, you have done all your bad things and are so conscientious. I just praised you for being sensible and giving you a thumbs-up. I should have a soaked shit on your quilt. You are so immoral and smoked. If you don't throw away the garbage bag, you will stuff all into my room. I'm very angry and come out to apologize."

"Open the door, if you dare to do such a thing, you have the ability to open the door. I promise not to beat you!"

"Marse Red Beans Four-Mart Marseille."

"You're so fucking with me and open the door!"

"I'm already asleep, huh, huh, huh!"
Chapter completed!
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