Chapter 3 All the women who have slept with me call me Shiyilang
In the car!
Ye Huan glanced at the two lumps on Lin Xi's chest who was sitting in the passenger seat... thinking that his child would never be hungry in the future. If he couldn't eat, he, as a father, could help.
Thinking of this, Ye Huan licked his lips and asked:
"Now can we talk about what marriage by agreement is?"
Lin Xi glanced at Ye Huan with disgust and said:
"Marriage by agreement is a fake marriage. The two of us signed a marriage agreement together. After marriage, we acted as a loving couple in front of outsiders. In fact, we lived our own lives and did not interfere with each other's lives."
Ye Huan was immediately disappointed after hearing this. He thought Lin Xi missed his ferocity, but it turned out not to be the case!
But this divorce agreement is very interesting!
In order to repay his kindness, he agreed to marry Lin Tai into his neighbor's house and marry Lin Xi. He thought that he would be trapped in the cage of an emotionless marriage for the rest of his life.
I didn’t expect Lin Xi to make such a good suggestion!
"Do you agree?" Lin Xi asked.
"Agree!" Ye Huan was very happy.
The corners of Lin Xi's mouth raised slightly, revealing a hint of cunningness as if the plot had succeeded. She immediately gave Ye Huan directions while drafting a marriage agreement on her mobile phone.
At this time, Ye Huan glanced at the rearview mirror and asked:
"Are those four cars behind you your bodyguards?"
"Bodyguard? You have knocked down all my bodyguards!"
Lin Xi looked at the rearview mirror in confusion, and sure enough he saw four cars following not too far or too close behind. His pretty face suddenly changed and he urged:
"Quick, speed up, don't let them catch up!"
As soon as he finished speaking, three of the four cars following behind suddenly accelerated, one rushed in front of Lin Xi's car, two drove to the left and right of Lin Xi's car respectively, and the fourth car was still behind!
In this way, Lin Xi's car was surrounded by four cars!
"Now I can't even speed up!"
Ye Huan shrugged, and at the same time finally understood that Lin Tai suddenly asked him to fulfill his promise, marry Lin's family, and marry Lin Xi as his wife, which had deep meaning!
Lin Xi was furious: "It's all your fault. If you hadn't knocked down my bodyguards, they wouldn't have dared to attack me."
"Who are they?" Ye Huan asked.
Lin Xi did not answer. He quickly opened the address book on his mobile phone very calmly and wanted to call for help.
However, before she could dial the number, the car in front of her suddenly braked, forcing Ye Huan to step on the brakes.
And the three cars behind and on the left and right also stopped!
Three people got out of each of the four vehicles, totaling 12 people, all holding machetes.
"get off!"
Two men took machetes and slashed the glass of the driver's and passenger's doors, shouting.
"Don't get out of the car!"
Lin Xi ordered extremely calmly.
Ye Huan suddenly discovered that Lin Xi, who had acted like a shrew at the airport before, acted very calmly and calmly when faced with danger.
It seems that this woman is not simple!
"You wait in the car, I'll take care of them!" Ye Huan said.
"Don't go down!"
Lin Xi ordered without any doubt:
"With your three-legged cat's gangster skills, you can barely deal with unarmed bodyguards. These people have knives in their hands, and they are all desperadoes with blood-licking blades. Even if you defeat them, you will still be chopped half to death!"
"
Although she hated Ye Huan, she even wanted Ye Huan to die.
But she only allowed Ye Huan to die in her own hands.
Moreover, if Ye Huan dies or is injured in the hands of the desperadoes outside, her 'marriage plan by agreement' will not be implemented!
"That garbage can't hurt me!"
Ye Huan smiled disdainfully, opened the door and got out of the car.
"you……"
Seeing that Ye Huan actually got out of the car, Lin Xi angrily cursed inwardly, but she did not get out of the car.
She knew very well that not only could she not help Ye Huan by going out, but it would actually drag Ye Huan down, so it was better to stay in the car.
But she didn't do nothing.
Instead, he picked up his cell phone and dialed Yaoyaoling.
"I don't care who you are or who sent you, get out of the way immediately, otherwise don't blame me for being rude to you!"
After Ye Huan got out of the car, he looked coldly at the scarred face who was chopping the driver's door glass and asked.
He has no interest in picking up the rubbish, so it's better not to do it.
When Lin Xi heard Ye Huan's words, she rolled her eyes in the car, thinking that this guy only knew the three-way tricks used by gangsters in fights, but he actually pretended to be tough. He didn't know how to live or die!
"Boy, what we are looking for is Lin Xi. It has nothing to do with you. I advise you not to meddle in other people's business and cause trouble."
Scarface tilted his head, put the machete on his shoulder, and said in a ruffian voice:
"But we still have to thank you. If you hadn't knocked down 15 of Lin Xi's bodyguards, it would have taken us a lot more time and effort to catch her."
"Since you saw me knocking down 15 bodyguards, you should know that you are no match for me and get out of the way!" Ye Huan said coldly.
Scarface frowned: "You mean you want to meddle in this business?"
As soon as these words came out, 11 other young men with machetes quickly surrounded him, with fierce expressions and sharp eyes staring at Ye Huan, as if they would chop Ye Huan down if Ye Huan stopped them from catching Lin Xi.
They witnessed Ye Huan's fight with 15 bodyguards and knew how much Ye Huan weighed. Although they were fewer in number than the bodyguards and their fighting skills were not as professional as the bodyguards, they had knives and their fighting style was more rogue than Ye Huan's.
, no more tricks!
"You ignorant bitch!"
Ye Huan was too lazy to talk nonsense and suddenly kicked Scarface away, then attacked the other 11 knife-wielding youths.
Those 11 knife-wielding youths were shocked because Ye Huan kicked their scarred faces more than five meters away, and they were caught off guard by Ye Huan.
By the time they reacted, they had all been knocked to the ground!
"Is this bitch so powerful?"
Lin Xi, who had just called the police in the car, stared blankly at Ye Huan outside the car, and then realized that Ye Huan was actually a master. The previous fight with 15 bodyguards was just a joke.
"Thanks!"
Seeing Ye Huan move the car in front of him and getting in the car, Lin Xi thanked him.
If it weren't for Ye Huan, she would definitely be captured by the other party today.
Although she previously complained that Ye Huan knocked down 15 of her bodyguards and put her in danger, in fact she knew very well that even if the 15 bodyguards were still there, they were no match for the 12 knife-wielding desperadoes, because those 15 bodyguards
Not a professional bodyguard at all, but a company security guard!
"Don't drive yet. I just called the police. Let's wait until the police arrive before we leave. By the way, let the police deal with the 12 knife-wielding gangsters."
When Lin Xi saw Ye Huan was about to drive away, he blocked the way.
"Even if we leave, someone will take care of them!"
Ye Huan smiled mysteriously and started the car.
Lin Xi didn't understand what Ye Huan meant. Seeing that Ye Huan was determined to leave, he hesitated but did not stop him. He thought that he would agree to marry Ye Huan first and then go to the police station.
"Why did they arrest you?"
Ye Huan asked while driving.
"This is not what you should ask. It will do you no good to know too much!"
Lin Xi said, her tone much gentler than before. After all, Ye Huan had just saved her life. The grace of saving her life should be able to offset the shame and humiliation Ye Huan had once treated her.
Why don't you agree to marry Ye Huan?
"All right!"
Ye Huan did not continue to ask, but finally understood why Lin Tai suddenly asked him to fulfill his promise, marry Lin's family, and marry Lin Xi!
It seems something happened to the Lin family!
"Then let me ask what I need to ask?"
Ye Huan changed the topic and asked.
"Ask!" Lin Xi said.
"When did I sleep with you? Where did I sleep?"
Ye Huan asked, he really couldn't remember.
"you……"
Lin Xi finally got a good impression of Ye Huan and even gave up on taking revenge on Ye Huan, but Ye Huan's question ignited her anger again.
He said angrily: "Go and die, the Lord of Hell will tell you after you die!"
After saying that, he stopped talking to Ye Huan and took out his cell phone to continue drafting the marriage agreement. "You bastard, just wait and see how I deal with you after marriage."
Ye Huan: "..."
On the other side, the 12 people with Scarface watched Lin Xi's car run away, secretly scolding Ye Huan for being shameless. He was so powerful, but in less than a minute, 12 of them were beaten to the point where they couldn't even stand up. Before, with 15
When the bodyguards beat me, they actually acted like they didn't know martial arts.
Shameless!
"Let's go back!"
Scarface endured the pain of his broken sternum, stood up tremblingly and said.
The other 11 young men with broken arms and legs also stood up shivering.
As they were walking towards the car, suddenly more than a dozen off-road vehicles drove up, and a large group of people got out of the vehicles.
"Red, Hongluan?"
The 12 people with Scarface were all dumbfounded when they saw the beautiful woman wearing a peaked cap.
She is none other than ‘Hong Luan’, one of the eight great war gods of China!
"You 12 are so lucky. The person you offended didn't get killed."
Hong Luan gave the scar-faced 12 people a cold look, then looked at the end of the road, frowning, that murderer couldn't go anywhere, why did he come to China?
"You, what do you mean? Even if the 12 of us arrest people with knives and break the law, we can't let you, the god of war who protects the country, come out to arrest us personally, right?" Scarface asked.
"The one who hurt you is Hades!"
Hongluan answered casually.
Hades?
That ferocious beast on earth who stands at the pinnacle of wealth, force, power and influence on earth?
The 12 people with Scarface were so frightened that they pissed themselves and their heads were buzzing. They actually fought with Pluto and still survived. This is so awesome that they can brag about it for the rest of their lives!
"Catch me, take me away quickly, sentence me to life imprisonment, quickly, take me away..."
Scarface reacted and screamed in fright.
He is now extremely worried that Pluto will turn around and come back to kill him, and for him, prison is the safest place for the rest of his life.
"Take them all away and interrogate them strictly. I want to know the results of the interrogation before evening."
Hong Luan ordered, she knew that she must have been discovered by Pluto when she was among the airport pick-up crowd, otherwise Pluto would not just beat up the 12 Scarface people.
Pluto wants her to help with the interrogation!
"No need to interrogate, I'll recruit, I'll recruit..."
Scarface's 12 people screamed in fright.
…
Under Lin Xi's guidance, Ye Huan went to Lin Xi's house to get the household registration book, and then went to the Civil Affairs Bureau.
On the way, Lin Xi sent out the written marriage agreement.
So when the two arrived at the Civil Affairs Bureau, the lawyer was already waiting at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau with the marriage agreement.
"Sign and press fingerprints!"
Lin Xi directly opened the last page of the marriage agreement, blocked the content of the agreement, and only exposed the place for signature and fingerprints, and ordered.
"I haven't read the contents of the agreement yet!" Ye Huan said!
Lin Xi glared: "If you are asked to sign, just sign. Why is there so much nonsense!"
She didn't dare to let Ye Huan read the contents of the agreement, because she was worried that Ye Huan would not sign and fingerprint it after reading it!
"All right!"
Ye Huan shrugged, signed the agreement and took his fingerprints!
In fact, he didn't care at all that Lin Xi was messing around with the agreement. As the King of Pluto, no country in the world has laws that can restrain and punish him!
A mere agreement is no different from toilet paper in his eyes!
But he was really curious about the contents of the agreement.
"Let's go get the certificate!"
Lin Xi waited until Ye Huan signed and had his fingerprints pressed. He suppressed his excitement and gave one copy of the agreement to the lawyer. He took two copies and entered the Civil Affairs Bureau.
"Hey, the agreement is in triplicate. You, me and the lawyer each have one copy. Why did you give it to the lawyer but not me?"
Ye Huan ran to chase Lin Xi!
"I'll give it to you after I get the certificate!" Lin Xi said without turning around.
"All right!"
Ye Huan had no choice but to suppress his curiosity about the contents of the agreement and cooperated with Lin Xi to complete the registration procedures!
When the two came out of the Civil Affairs Bureau with their marriage certificates in hand, Lin Xi finally couldn't help laughing, and the laughter was filled with the joy of having a great revenge.
Ye Huan was stunned: "What's wrong? Are you suffering from epilepsy?"
"Bitch, you've been fooled!"
Lin Xi stopped laughing and said proudly, as if his conspiracy had succeeded:
"From now on, you are my plaything, and I will slowly kill you!"
"Trick me to death?"
Ye Huan's eyes lit up and he said excitedly:
"Okay, okay, no matter how many times you want it in a night, I will definitely accompany you to the end. My kidneys are getting better, and all the women who have slept with me call me Shiyilang!"
Lin Xi's pretty face turned dark at that moment. She threw a marriage agreement to Ye Huan and said coldly:
"You are overthinking, take a good look at this agreement!"
Chapter completed!