Chapter 89 Pretending to be stupid
After running into the old house, I went directly into the kitchen. If they didn't find me, I would go home and sleep. If they found this place, I would fight with them.
The kitchen also has four five-thunder spells that I made, plus the black bricks that can be summoned at will. It's not like I don't have the strength to fight. If I can't beat my friends, I will hide in the nameless street.
There are three great demons and the ghost general Mu Tong sitting in Wuming Street. They can destroy the ghosts with a wave of their hands. As long as they introduce these two evil ghosts, it is not done casually.
It is estimated that without anyone else, just Long Xiaowu can kill two little devils in the blink of an eye.
Thinking of this, I wasn't so scared anymore and couldn't help but laugh twice. But when I reached into my pocket and touched it, I was dumbfounded. The jade pendant was left on my bedside table.
What's even worse is that these two evil spirits didn't follow common sense. They didn't go through the wall or take the main entrance, but came out of the ground.
The thin man squatted next to me and gave me a confused look. He looked up at the fat man and asked, "Hey! Boss Huo, why is this kid giggling and dazed at times? He can't be a fool, right?"
"It's a bit like, hey! You don't care if he's stupid or not, just take some yang energy and continue looking for ghost energy."
"You are right, but... if he is really a fool, will it affect my IQ if I absorb his yang energy?"
"You are a fool. Your whole family is a fool. How can you still be so intelligent?"
I cursed in my heart, but when I heard what he said, my buddy's eyes lit up, maybe I could escape by pretending to be a fool.
So I clapped my hands and watched the two evil ghosts giggling and mumbling. In order to make the acting more realistic, I even deliberately drooled from the corners of my mouth.
"Hehe~ Two uncles, is it your mother who called me to go back for dinner? Hehe~ Uncle is so kind. I will go home for dinner now. My mother said that it is a good boy to eat on time. Goodbye, uncle! You should go back early too.
Let’s eat at home! Be a good and obedient child.”
The two evil ghosts were stunned when they heard what I said. They probably thought I was a fool. I really don't know how they turned into evil ghosts with their IQ. They were frightened and stunned after a few words.
However, the crisis was not over yet. I had to continue to act stupid. I stood up and slowly walked out of the kitchen. I tilted my head, clapped my hands, and kept singing the children's songs I sang when I was a child.
"You take a picture and I take a picture. A child is flying on an airplane.
You take two shots and I take two shots, two kids combing pigtails,
You take three shots and I take three shots. Three children eat biscuits.
You shoot four and I shoot four, four children write big characters,
You shoot five and I shoot five, five children are dancing,
You shoot six and I shoot six, six kids shoot the ball,
You shoot seven and I shoot seven, seven children guess riddles
You shoot eight, I shoot eight, eight children play the trumpet,
You shoot nine and I shoot nine, nine children looking for friends,
You shoot ten and I shoot ten. Ten children have great ambitions..."
I believe that with my acting talent, I can definitely deceive these two fools. Compared with the IQ of labor and management, you are still far behind!
It's a pity that I underestimated the fat man's IQ. As soon as I walked to the gate, the fat man appeared in front of me again with a whoosh, stared at me face to face and said sinisterly: "Haha! The fool's yang uncle doesn't mind, the little fool.
, contribute your yang energy to uncle! Uncle will leave you a complete body."
"Keep you here, uncle!"
Before I finished speaking, a black brick instantly appeared in my hand. With a bang, a brick hit the fat man's head hard. I caught the fat man off guard and knocked him directly to the ground. A large amount of black energy surged from the ground.
Out was swallowed up by black bricks.
The first time I succeeded easily gave me great confidence. At the same time, the thin man also came out of the kitchen. I took the black brick and smashed it over without thinking. I quickly took out the Ghost King Pen and drew the Five Thunder Curse.
"The ghost pen determines yin and yang, and the nine-day mysterious thunder is destroyed!"
My speed was not bad, almost in one go, several thunderbolts rolled down and attacked the thin man at the same time as the black bricks.
Damn it, the thin guy was faster. He dodged in a few flashes and raised his hand to throw out a jet of black energy that hit me directly in the chest.
So, like a kite with its string cut off, my brother flew out of the old house with a whoosh, his chest was sizzling with black air, and a mouthful of black blood spurted out.
"Ghost cultivator? No, how can a ghost cultivator know the magic of talismans? Are you a Taoist priest or a warlock? That's not right, you obviously have ghost energy in you, oh! I understand, you are a bastard? Right?"
The thin man rubbed his chin and came out of the old house mumbling something. He looked at me expectantly, as if he wanted to get the answer he wanted from me.
You called me a bastard and wanted to get an answer from my mouth. You must have lost your mind! I spat at him without thinking.
"Bah! You are the bastard, and your whole family is bastards."
"Haha! Hard words won't save your life. Once uncle eats your soul, he will naturally know what you are."
A hint of evil flashed in the thin man's eyes, and his figure appeared in front of me in a flash, holding my neck tightly with one hand.
I secretly thought, Damn it, I've been waiting for you to do this! I raised my right hand and a black brick appeared in my hand instantly. Unexpectedly, before I could smash it down, the fat man crawled out from the ground and shouted.
"Second brother, be careful with his bricks."
When he yelled like this, the thin man suddenly woke up and hit me on the chest with his palm. The labor flew out again. My internal organs felt like they were broken, and my brain started to feel drowsy.
I never thought that the thin man could be so fast and be able to escape. At the same time, an idea came to my mind.
"Is this how labor and management die? Does this mean that they die before they leave the battlefield?"
Only then did I understand the gap between me and Li Gui. We were defeated after three attacks without blocking. We are simply not on the same level.
With blurry eyes, the thin man floated in front of me, grabbed my neck with one hand and lifted me up.
Chapter completed!