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Chapter 639: Jiang Liang and Lin Fan Apply to Play(1/2)

Wang Yong looked at the two people in front of him, his heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly felt something was not good.

His intuition told him that the two people in front of him were definitely not ordinary people.

Soon, a passionate smile appeared on his face again: "Would you like to eat mutton skewers? Authentic Xinjiang mutton skewers, crunchy and delicious!"

The two of them walked around the stall and walked up to him, looking up and down.

One of them stared at him suspiciously: "Are you from Xinjiang?"

Wang Yong nodded: "Yes, yes."

The man frowned: "Then how can I listen to you? You sound like Northeastern people?"

"How could it be? I was born and raised in Urumqi, Xinjiang. Our mutton skewers are famous far and wide. I guarantee that you will want two bites after one bite, and three bites after two bites!"

Wang Yong picked up a handful of black skewers and handed them over: "Come on, come on, have a taste!"

The two of them were so frightened that they quickly ducked back, with disgust on their faces: "What is it? It's black? Are you grilling mutton skewers, or are you grilling them over coal? Can you grill skewers?"

"He knows shit!"

The two of them turned their heads and were startled by the black-faced man talking next door.

One person said with a guilty conscience: "Uncle, are you from Africa? You speak Mandarin quite fluently?"

The uncle wiped his face and jumped up angrily: "Who is from Africa? My face was blackened by his cigarette!"

"Don't be fooled. This kid is just fooling people. How can he grill skewers? He can't even do shit!"

Wang Yong was anxious: "Uncle, you can't talk nonsense. Why can't I grill skewers? My grilled skewers look dark but taste delicious. If you don't believe me, try it!"

The old man's dentures almost flew out: "Ganggun, I still want to live for two more years! If you don't know how to set up a stall, don't set up one. I just came here and made this place a mess!"

The two looked at each other suspiciously, and one of them looked at the uncle and asked cautiously: "Uncle, is he new here?"

The uncle pointed at Wang Yong and Chen Erhu next to him: "He, and him, they are both new here. A grown man is selling women's underwear here, what the hell, how perverted!"

"The same goes for the guy opposite. He said he was repairing zippers, but he repaired five zippers!"

"And the guy in front, that guy is not normal either. He sells sandals and mats in the winter. I don't know what he thinks!"

The two of them immediately looked around cautiously.

Several "stall owners" nearby showed polite yet embarrassing smiles.

The two looked at each other and felt something was fishy, ​​so they came to Wang Yong and Chen Erhu respectively.

One of them stretched out his hand and asked seriously: "Who asked you to set up a stall here? Bring out your business license, health license, and ID card."

Wang Yong was unhappy: "Why?"

The man took out his police officer ID card from his pocket and waved it in front of him: "That's it! Take out your ID card immediately, quick!"

Wang Yong's scalp suddenly went numb. He originally thought it was the two urban management officials, but why did he call the police?

Are these people so idle? Why are they investigating the stall owner?

"hurry up!"

"You, wait, I'll look for you!"

Wang Yong squatted down and pretended to search, but in fact he was panicking to death.

Where does he have those things?

If he had known this was the case, he would have first found a place to get a fake ID, practiced his skills a little, and then came here to set up a stall.

Next to him, another policeman also revealed his identity, folded his hands and joked: "You are a grown man, why do you sell women's underwear when you are not good at setting up a stall?"

Chen Erhu looked panicked: "I, I like it!"

"You like these things?"

"No, no, I, I like selling these things."

The policeman's tone became cold: "Is your hobby quite special? Tell me, where do things come from?"

Chen Erhu stammered nervously: "It's the imported goods."

The policeman snorted coldly: "That's nonsense. Whoever buys the same goods gets the same goods. Which wholesale market did you buy them from? Where is the purchase slip? Show it to me."

"I couldn't take it out, so I got in through the lady selling underwear at the intersection."

"Where's auntie?"

"gone."

The policeman squinted his eyes: "Make it up, go ahead and make it up, I think you probably stole it from somewhere else, right?"

Chen Erhu was so aggrieved that he almost cried: "I, I really bought the goods. I didn't steal underwear. I can swear to God, I'm not a pervert."

The policeman glared: "I didn't say you were a pervert! You're just asking for it! Show me your ID card and mobile stall business license!"

"hurry up!"

Chen Erhu was in a hurry and couldn't find anything.

The policeman next to him had already taken out his walkie-talkie and started calling: "Hey, we are patrolling a street in the night market and found a few suspicious people. Come over here quickly."

Wang Yong's face turned green when he heard someone shaking from the other side.

If he was caught, wouldn't the mission fail?

He gritted his teeth and smashed the meat skewer into the face of the man opposite.

"Run!"

Then he grabbed Chen Erhu and ran away.

Seeing that the situation was not good, several people around him hurriedly ran with him.

By the time the two policemen came to their senses, they had already sprinted far away.

"Don't run, stop!"

The two chased him all the way to the end of the alley, panting from exhaustion.

But these people ran faster than rabbits and disappeared long ago.

"Let me go, who are these people? Are they rabbit spirits? Why are they running so fast?"

"Absolutely, he must be a fugitive, otherwise he wouldn't be so afraid of us, so we have to report him immediately!"

In the distance, Lin Hui walked out from the shadows and took in the whole scene: "You don't know anything and you still want to set up a stall. You'll be damned if you can blend in. You're a bunch of idiots!"

Zhou Zhongyi came up from the side and said with a wry smile: "You guys are too cruel. You just asked me to notify the police to search for them all over the city. You even deliberately lured people here."

Lin Hui chuckled: "How can we test the training results without increasing the difficulty?"

"Then what if you get caught?"

"Anyway, if you go in, you have the ability to fish them out."

Zhou Zhongyi rolled his eyes: "My soldiers were captured, and it was a shame for our regiment!"

Lin Hui shook his finger: "That's wrong. You are the leader, and it is your face that is being shamed, not mine."

Zhou Zhongyi's ears are filled with smoke. Is he using me as a scapegoat?

Seeing Lin Hui turn around to leave, he quickly chased after him: "Now there is a manhunt across the city. They have no place to stand. It is too difficult to find a place to hide. Are you worried about the failure of the mission?"

Lin Hui smiled slightly: "As long as they know how to unite and cooperate, it's not that difficult. I have confidence in them."

Zhou Zhongyi curled his lips.

I'm confident that if you still do this, you are in some way seriously ill!



At this time, Wang Yong and others ran wildly for several streets and finally stopped.

A group of people were holding on to the trash can, breathing heavily.

Xu Da looked at Wang Yong complainingly: "You said you are the same. You don't know how to grill skewers. You just grilled a few random things. You don't even have the same accent. It's even exposing the rest of us!"

Others also began to complain: "Fortunately, we ran fast. What if we were caught by the police and we would be locked up as illegal persons."

"If the mission is not completed by then, you will be so perverted when you go back that you don't know how to punish us?"

Wang Yongyong didn't say anything: "Do you want to have some face?"

"I'm setting up a stall there by myself. It's pretty well hidden. Why are you all here?"

"Especially because you are such an idiot and you sell women's underwear when you have nothing to do. Isn't this a clear way to tell people that you are a pervert? Isn't that all you need to do?"

Chen Erhu shook his head crazily: "I don't have it, I don't have it!"

Xu Da waved his hand: "Okay, let's not start the internal strife now, we have to think of a way quickly. This outfit is useless, we have to change it again."

Wang Yong said angrily: "It's useless. With our figures here, no matter what we look like, we will be easily recognized unless we can completely change our appearance like Brother Hui."

At this time, he looked up and saw the small advertisement posted on the telephone pole, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

Seeing that he was silent, the others also raised their heads.
To be continued...
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