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Chapter 4, sleep!

Tang Fei returned to the living room, and the old man and Xiaopang each sat at the table with a big bowl and drank mutton soup.

"Brother, have a meal." Xiaopang raised his face and greeted Tang Fei, saying, "The broth is left for you to dry."

"good."

Tang Fei walked over and sat down, picked up his big bowl and started eating. There was soup and meat, salt and a handful of spicy food as an embellishment. Today, it was considered to be a way to improve life.

"Have that little girl done it?" the old man asked without raising his head.

"It's done." Tang Fei said.

"What are you going to do?" the old man asked.

Tang Fei looked up at the old man and asked, "What does it mean?"

"She came from a new star, and she came in an escape pod...why did she escape? Who wants to kill her life?" the old man asked.

He was chewing a large piece of sheep liver in his mouth, looking at Tang Fei and said, "The most important thing is, will those people come to him?"

"We agreed to leave when her injuries are better." Tang Fei said.

"Well, that's a solution." The old man nodded and said, "This is not your style."

"What?" Tang Fei looked up at the old man.

"With your greed and fear of death, it is impossible to easily carry strangers home... What's wrong today?" the old man asked.

"How can you be greedy for life and fear death? I am cautious." Tang Fei argued in anger.

He paused, and explained again, "I think it's not good to leave people in the wilderness... What's more, they are seriously injured and have difficulty moving. There is only one way to die if they stay there..."

"Speak human words."

"I originally wanted to leave, but she looked at me and we looked at each other..." Tang Fei felt a little embarrassed and said, "I think she looks pretty, so I carried her back."

"Brother, I think she looks pretty good too." The fat man echoed and said, "It's just that he is too thin and doesn't look like he doesn't have much strength and is not suitable for stones."

Bang!

The old man knocked on the fat man's head and cursed: "What's wrong with you?"

Xiaopang looked aggrieved, but he didn't dare to argue with the old man, so he quickly picked up a big bowl of soup.

"Don't always hit him." Tang Fei frowned and looked at Xiaopang and said, "Don't hit the head even if you hit him, as he will be beaten stupid."

"With his IQ, hitting him will help him get it out." The old man was not satisfied with Tang Fei's interference in his way of education for Xiaopang, and said out loud: "What you are talking about now is your business. If you think someone is good-looking, you will carry the person back. Do you want to keep her?"

"Do you think I can stay?" Tang Fei asked.

"cannot."

“…”

"I'm not trying to hit you." The old man saw Tang Fei silent and thought his young heart had been hurt. The young man Mu Ai said comfortingly, "Think about his face, figure, dress, and temperament... Do you think this barren land can be left behind?"

"Does others want you to not take a bath for a long time, or do they like your haircut for many years? Or is it a stimulating life without the last meal after eating? You must be self-aware of it."

"When did you see someone's every move?" Tang Fei curled his lips. He hated the old man's face that he pretended to understand the most to teach people a lesson. "When you saw her, he was still unconscious."

"Imagination. Imagination, do you understand? With such a temperament, wearing a evening dress with a slit here..." When the old man spoke, he still gestured a huge V-shaped shape on his chest in a very obscene way. "Or wearing a handsome Phoenix Empire military uniform... How dazzling would it be?"

"By the way, she said her name is Phoenix..." Tang Fei said.

The old man's expression was slightly stiff, and he felt relieved in an instant, and he said, "There are no 10,000 people in the Phoenix Empire, but there are eight thousand... nothing strange."

Tang Fei nodded, looked at the old man with confusion, and said, "You look very familiar with the Phoenix Empire? It's just like you've been to Xinxing."

"Have you never seen pigs run? Have you forgotten who I am? I am the most famous guide in the Hell Mountain Gathering Area. Those nobles who come from the new stars want to explore the tombs, but I can't afford me? I've heard them talk about many things about the new stars."

"Look at your proud look." Tang Fei couldn't help but pour a cup of cold water on the old man and said, "I heard someone mention it a few words, it's just like you have lived there for many years."

"I won't go? What's good about the new star? Why don't we hate the mountain?" The old man chewed the two-headed mutton in his mouth and said, "We eat whatever we want here, if we want to hit stones, if we want to take a bath, if we want to take a bath... can they compare?"

"There are no beasts or acid rain on the new stars, and you don't have to hit stones every day. I heard that machines are used..." the fat man interrupted.

"You know what's the matter!" The old man glanced at the fat man and said, "There are people above, densely packed people. The human heart is much scarier than the fangs of wild beasts."

"You have never fought wild beasts, what do you know?" Tang Fei demoted the enemy next to him.

Since he began to remember, he had to use a shovel to dig mountain earthworms and ground mice.

From childhood to adulthood, he took on the burden of life for his family.

"Fuck. When you two were young, didn't I pull you up with shit and pee? You can hunt by climbing out of your mother's womb? I didn't go hunting at that time, what did you two eat and drink?" The old man cursed angrily.

Tang Fei and Xiaopang were silent.

The old man was talking about the facts, and they couldn't refute it.

The old man glanced at Tang Fei and said, "Don't be sad either. The person who did not belong here was a passerby in life... Just like the prey you brought back every day when you go out, today is a two-headed sheep, tomorrow is a wild boar... The final result is to eat it."

Tang Fei was shocked and said, "Didn't you agree that we won't eat people?"

Bang!

The old man slapped Tang Fei in the head and said with a grudge: "I'm not talking about the one who eats."

"How do you eat it?"

"Sleep. I'm talking about sleep."

"Why should I sleep with her? Isn't it good to sleep with a bed by myself? It's big and wide, sleep as much as I want, roll as I want..."

“…”

The old man looked at Tang Fei and then at the little fat man who buried his head in a big bowl. He thought to himself that the puberty problem of these two bastards also needs to be taken seriously.

But, how should we educate this aspect?

And I can't find a girl to demonstrate on the spot.

Besides, I can't find the girls...

Of course, there are also many girls in the human gathering area. With their burly physique and good skills in building houses, I think there will be many girls willing to sleep with them.

I just look down on it...

"Anyway, what I said about eating is not the same as what you want to eat, and what I said about sleep is not the same as what you usually sleep." The old man looked angry and said, "Anyway, when the little girl leaves, just don't just wipe her tears and cry."

"How is that possible? I wish she would leave quickly." Tang Fei said.

The old man looked at Tang Fei skeptically and asked, "Why?"

"We have agreed. When she returns to Xinxing, in order to thank me for my life-saving grace, she will give me a flying car, three pulse guns and one ton of supplies..."

"Think about it, if I have these, I will drive out to find prey in the future, carry a pulse gun, and kill the gods and Buddhas. Even if I encounter the mutated Vajra tiger, I can also remove its hind legs to make skewers for you..."

"Are you stupid?" The old man stared at Tang Fei with surprise, feeling that his education over the years had completely failed. "Do you believe the woman's words?"

“…”

"Didn't I tell you the story of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"? How did Zhang Wuji's mother say to Zhang Wuji? Don't believe women's words. The more beautiful a woman is, the more she will be lying... The little girl you brought back is so beautiful, she needs to have a chest and a butt... She must be very good at lying."

Tang Fei looked at the old man and said with a smile: "Even if there aren't these things, I will bring her back, right?"

"That's right." The old man nodded and said, "You are just a kid. If you didn't help the orphans and widows outside all day long, our lives wouldn't have been like this..."

"I have also helped us a lot. I have helped the three of us men to sew and repair them all day long, and I have to exchange courtesy. Since they all have to be saved... If she is willing to repay and gives us all the things we need, that would be great. If not... we will just treat it as a good person and good deed to save a stray cat and a stray dog. Do you think so?"

The old man looked at Tang Fei and asked, "She really promised to give these things?"

"Yes." Tang Fei nodded. "At least that's what she said."

"Go and get a bowl of broth quickly." The old man urged.

"what?"

"We can't starve the distinguished guests who came from afar. She is weak now and can't eat meat. She can give her more soup to eat... The mutton nourishes her so that she can recover faster and go back earlier. This kind of beautiful little girl is lost, and the elders at home don't know what they are going to be anxious."

"Okay." Tang Fei agreed.

The fat man looked up at the old man, then looked at Tang Fei who was busy serving soup, and sighed softly.
Chapter completed!
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