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77: Empress: I want you to become a real eunuch! The empress gets angry when she wakes up(1/2)

"This bastard eunuch! He teases me like this in front of others!"

The Queen was extremely embarrassed and angry, her face turned pink, and she subconsciously moved her legs.

As if the butterfly is clearly visible to everyone,

This poem by Wu Zhongxian is really too explicit!

For others, it is definitely not revealing, and may even feel quite artistic.

But the Queen understands the meaning!

Especially the sentence, "Lingering among flowers, sucking nectar, born as a frivolous man"

this!

This almost caused the Queen's brain to collapse.

And the next sentence.

"After a light rain, the butterfly's pink wings, greasy with water, shimmered under the sunlight."

Light rain?

This bastard eunuch probably compared water to rain!

What water?

it goes without saying.

Then, the butterfly wets its pink wings and becomes greasy...

The more she listened to Eunuch Cao's translation of this word, the more embarrassed and angry the Empress became.

In the end, I couldn't help but slap Feng Tao and got angry!

"That's enough! Wu Zhongxian! Get out of here! Get out immediately!!!"

The fallen noble wooden boards were directly shattered by an internal force.

Eunuch Cao was startled.

I don’t know why the Queen is suddenly angry?

This word is obviously very good, right?

How wonderful!

It makes people feel like they are in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River.

There was no television in this era, so the sense of immersion in the poems was entirely dependent on imagination.

Therefore, the sense of immersion is very strong!

It's just that Eunuch Cao's sense of belonging is completely different from that of the Empress.

One is in Jiangnan.

One in the misty rain.

"My lord, please retire."

Wu Zhongxian suppressed his laughter and was about to leave with Eunuch Cao.

At this time, the Queen's suppressed angry voice came from behind again.

"This poem is not allowed to be told to anyone! It is also not allowed to be passed on to the Hanlin Academy!!"

Eunuch Cao was stunned.

He was confused again.

Such wonderful words.

Unable to go to Hanlin Academy??

Isn’t this such a pity???

However, Eunuch Cao did not dare to ask any more questions.

Do you think the Empress may just be naive and want to keep this poem as her own?

After all, it was Mr. Wu who wrote the lyrics for the Queen.

I can understand that too.

The two eunuchs, one with a face full of confusion and regret, the other with a suppressed smile, left the East Palace.

Just after they left.

The queen was so angry that she smashed things!

The palace was smashed into a mess, and then a slight fire broke out.

But the Queen's anger has not subsided yet.

And the more you think about it, the more angry you become?

"You bastard scholar!"

"You can actually tease women like this!"

The Queen was extremely angry.

If she didn't have butterflies, she wouldn't deny that it was a good song.

It's a pity that these words came from the mouth of that bastard Wu Zhongxian.

This is not what Eunuch Cao understands the meaning of Yanyu Jiangnan at all!

A pun!!!

The more the Queen thought about it, the angrier she became.

She couldn't bear the grievance.

"Wu Zhongxian, please wait for me! I will make you a real eunuch tonight!"

The Queen clapped her hands heavily.

The fine sandalwood table was immediately torn into pieces.

This is the strength of a warrior!!



"Manager Wu, this is a task assigned to you by His Majesty. Your Majesty has spoken and I hope to get an answer within three days."

Wu Zhongxian took the bamboo slips and looked through them.

A plan to control the Great Northern Wilderness?

Need a management plan in three days??

Dog Emperor, you treat me like the Minister of the Ministry of Industry, right?

Wu Zhongxian was speechless.

This is deliberately making things difficult for others!

Zhou Nanhuang must have heard the emperor-like rumors from Bald Donkey, which is why he made things difficult for others.

I want to test whether Wu Zhongxian has the ability to govern the country.

If so, Zhou Nanhuang would be more vigilant.

If not, Zhou Nanhuang might cause some trouble for Wu Zhongxian.

In short, no matter how you answer this governance plan, it won’t work!

"Manager Wu, you are busy first, so I won't disturb you."

Eunuch Cao left Wu Zhongxian's palace after saying hello.

Wu Zhongxian looked at the bamboo slips, and a bold idea came to his mind.

Since you can't write too well, you can't write too poorly either.

Then write a mean one!

Write a plan that can control the northern wilderness.

But this plan is extremely difficult to implement.

This is a perfect answer to this question.

Just do it if you think of it.

Wu Zhongxian directly transferred the most famous South-to-North Water Diversion Project plan in his previous life.

The so-called South-to-North Water Diversion also applies to this world.

The Great Zhou Dynasty in this world has a diverse geographical environment and a huge difference between the north and the south, which is even greater than that of China in the previous world.

Drought in the north and floods in the south are the current situation of water resources in Dazhou.
To be continued...
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