Chapter 76 For the sake of pumpkin porridge, spare your life
Yi Feng held his chin with one hand and stared straight at her.
Gu Muxi looked a little stunned, then raised her hand and gave him a head start.
"You bastard Feng, are you making fun of me again?"
Yi Feng groaned in pain, covered his forehead, and gritted his teeth and said: "Gu Muxi, I now seriously suspect that you have violent tendencies!"
Gu Muxi snorted, immediately stood up and clasped his head with both hands, using the deadly cross lock, "It's all because of you, watch your move!"
"Stop, stop, stop! Gu Muxi, you just ate pumpkin porridge, and now you've turned your back on it?" Yi Feng shouted quickly.
Gu Muxi took a look at the pumpkin porridge.
"Hmph, for the sake of pumpkin porridge, I will spare your life first, and if you make fun of me again, I will tear you apart!" Gu Muxi threatened, showing two small tiger teeth.
Yi Feng: "..."
Why does this little girl have such a big reaction?
I almost lost my life in her hands!
"Ahem, have you finished eating? Are you full?" Yi Feng cleared his throat.
Gu Muxi sat back down and rolled her eyes at him, "How many bites are left, what's wrong?"
"Have you forgotten the conditions you just promised me?" Yi Feng smiled proudly.
Gu Muxi was startled, remembering the conditions she had just agreed to with Yi Feng in order to drink pumpkin porridge, she suddenly became dejected, "Okay, I'm really convinced by you!"
She finished the pumpkin porridge in a few mouthfuls, then put away the dishes and took them to the kitchen to wash them.
When she came out again, she saw Yi Feng standing at the door of the room waving to her.
"Xiao Xixi, are you done? Come on, come here."
His coquettish words coupled with his mean expression make him look like a hook-and-rail craftsman, Kaede Hiroichi.
"Hey~ Stinky Yifeng, I have goosebumps all over my body!" Gu Muxi rubbed her arms with a look of disgust.
But she still walked into the room obediently.
In the room, Yi Feng quickly climbed onto the bed and spread his limbs.
"Come on, let's get started, I can't wait!"
Gu Muxi glared at him, "Smelly Feng, I'm warning you, don't push yourself too far!"
"No, don't worry, do you think I look like this kind of person?"
"It's not a question of whether it looks like it or not, it's just that!"
"Hey, you still understand me!"
Gu Muxi: "..."
She reluctantly sat by the bed, glanced at the alarm clock, and said, "It's only ten minutes, I remember the time!"
"Then... can you add an extra clock?"
"Huh? What is extra clock? Extra time? No!"
"Then what skills do you know?"
"What is technique?"
"The two heavens of ice and fire, adding fuel to the flames, poisonous dragon diamonds and so on."
"What kind of mess is this? I don't know how!"
"Forget it, then you can come as normal. If it weren't for how pretty you are, I would definitely complain to the manager about you."
Gu Muxi: "???"
"Do you think this is some kind of service place? I'm asking for a beating!"
Gu Muxi's cheeks turned red and she grabbed his ears.
"Ouch! It hurts, let go!"
Gu Muxi snorted, then gave up and continued to massage his head.
Yi Feng closed his eyes and enjoyed it, but suddenly felt that it was not enough, and said: "Gu Muxi, please help me pick out my ears."
Gu Muxi glared at him, "Shou Feng, don't go too far!"
"Add a popsicle."
"Stinky Feng, is this an old popsicle thing?!"
"Two."
"make a deal!"
Gu Muxi licked her lips and went to get the ear pick.
Yi Feng smiled proudly. There was nothing that an old popsicle couldn't solve against Gu Muxi. If there were, then two.
There's nothing she can do about it, she just likes this.
Gu Muxi took the earpick and tissue and returned to the bedside, but even if Yi Feng tilted her head, it was not convenient for her to use them.
"Get up and lay your head here." Gu Muxi patted her thigh.
When Yi Feng heard this, he turned to look at her and said in surprise: "Really...can it?"
Gu Muxi rolled her eyes at him, "It's not like I haven't helped you out before. Why are you so shy?"
"Yes, I'm still a little shy."
As he spoke, Yi Feng moved his body and rested his head on Gu Muxi's thigh. It was soft and elastic. He finally experienced the wonderful feeling of being drunk on a beautiful woman's lap.
The former king really knew how to enjoy it!
Yi Feng sniffed, and a delicate fragrance penetrated into his nose, refreshing his heart and mind.
Gu Muxi smells so good...
"Don't move, otherwise you will become deaf if I miss you." Gu Muxi warned.
"Good." Yi Feng responded.
Gu Muxi carefully picked out his ears, doing so gently and cautiously, for fear of hurting him.
"Gu Muxi, be gentle, be gentler, and explore the hole slowly. It doesn't need to be too deep, and the position is just right. Yes, stir it a little more, it will be more comfortable."
"You have so many demands!" Gu Muxi puffed up her cheeks and snorted.
However, her movements were still gentler.
Yi Feng rested on her lap, quietly enjoying the service, his ears were itching and he felt very comfortable.
Perhaps because it was too comfortable, Yi Feng felt sleepy again, and after a while, he fell asleep.
Gu Muxi was busy picking her ears and didn't pay attention to what Yi Feng was doing. When she picked out one ear and wanted him to switch to the other side, she looked down and found that Yi Feng was already snoring softly.
"Smelly Feng, why did you fall asleep again? The wine has so much stamina?" Gu Muxi muttered, but did not wake him up, and just let him lie quietly on his lap to sleep.
After more than ten minutes, Gu Muxi saw that he seemed to be in a deep sleep, and then slowly moved his head away from her lap.
"Stinky Feng, my legs are numb from the pressure!" Gu Muxi rubbed her legs and bared her teeth.
She pulled up a chair and sat beside the bed, looking at Yi Feng who was sleeping soundly. There was a bit of exhaustion on her delicate face, which made people feel a little distressed.
"Smelly Feng, why are you working so hard to make money? Are you risking your life?"
“If you drink alcohol all day long, you won’t be afraid of getting alcoholic liver disease!”
She put her chin in her hands and muttered.
Suddenly, she remembered Yi Feng's slightly joking words just now, and her cheeks turned red.
Cut! What kind of girlfriend? If you ask me to be your girlfriend, aren't you afraid that you won't have a good life in the future?
Is he joking?
Hmm...Gu Muxi, what are you thinking about? This stinky guy must be just joking!
That's for sure.
There is not a single truth in Smelly Feng's mouth!
Memories of her childhood flashed through her mind.
That year, the two were six years old and in the living room of Yi Feng's house.
Yi Feng's mother, Meng Xiaoyun, bought him a set of house toys, which are building blocks that can be assembled into a house.
The two of them were playing house in the living room.
Yi Feng had a runny nose, pointed at a square man and said, "This is dad, I want to be a dad."
"Then I want to be a mother!" Gu Muxi, wearing two cute braids, raised her hand and shouted.
Yi Feng sniffed, looked at her and said seriously: "My mother said you can only be a mother if you have a baby, but you don't have a baby, so you can't be a mother."
"No, I want to be a mother, so how can I have a baby?" Gu Muxi asked angrily with her hands on her hips.
Yi Feng scratched his head and said naively: "My mother said that if you kiss me, you will have a baby!"
Gu Muxi pursed her lips, turned her cheek and said, "Then kiss me quickly, I want to have a baby too!"
"oh."
Yi Feng leaned over and gave her a smack on the face.
Chapter completed!