It's been seven days.
This is the seventh day after Sun Yixie became a disciple of the "Two Immortals of Cloud Sea", and it is also the most painful seven days he has lived in his life.
Seven days ago, when Sun Yixi brought Zhao Yunlong the bowl of hot fried noodles, he thought that his cooking skills should be able to satisfy the other party, or even look at him with admiration.
Unexpectedly, the old man only tasted it and thought that his cooking was too spicy, so he asked him to eat the bowl of fried noodles by himself.
Brother Sun has something to ask for, but he has no choice but to do so.
Of course, when Brother Sun finished the bowl of spicy fried noodles with tears in his eyes, Zhao Yunlong indeed agreed to accept him as his disciple.
In this way, Sun Yixie officially became a disciple of the two immortals in the Yunhai Sea and began his cultivation career on this "Two Immortal Island".
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The first day was the day when Sun Yixi became a disciple.
When he finished the spicy fried noodles, it was only in the morning, and his practice had already begun from this moment.
On this day, the task assigned to him by the two masters was to "work".
From cleaning the house, washing clothes, cooking and other housework, to running to the nearby water source to picking up water, to chopping firewood and making fire... Anyway, Sun Yixie did all the work that can be done inside and outside the house.
When he was working, Sun Yixie also thought: This may be similar to some of the practice scenes he had watched in TV series before. The masters seem to ask you to do miscellaneous work, but in these miscellaneous work, they already include the foundation of various martial arts such as hard skills, soft skills, palm techniques, and leg techniques, and can also hone people's endurance and mind.
Therefore, he endured it.
It was a blink of an eye that it was night. When Sun Yixi, who was so tired that he couldn't stand up, sat on the dining table and started eating leftovers from the two old men.
Master Zhao suddenly asked, "Boy, have you gained anything after being busy this day?"
When Sun Yixi heard this, he thought that the opportunity to show off his intelligence had come, so he said this about the things he had been thinking about.
The two masters Zhao and Chen laughed as if they heard this.
After laughing, Master Zhao said, "I'm wrong."
Sun Yixie suspected: "Where was wrong?"
"Everything is wrong," replied Master Zhao, "You don't think about it carefully. If you do miscellaneous work, you can be considered practicing martial arts. Then will the errands and long-term workers who make a living by doing miscellaneous work all become martial arts masters?"
After saying this, he looked at Sun Yixie and saw that the other party was thinking, he continued, "I'll just say it straight, the 'doing miscellaneous work is also practicing martial arts' is one of the most nonsensical consensus in the world; if I ask me, that is the trick that many unscrupulous sects led by Shaolin have come up with tricks to exploit the labor of their disciples... As long as they use the excuse of "hardening their minds and laying the foundation" such as sayings, they can legitimately let new disciples do miscellaneous work for them for several years. If there is someone who can't hold on, they will use your "unpatience and cannot endure hardship" as an excuse, and they will drive you away without even teaching you the skills of the entry."
After hearing this, Sun Yixiu was also thinking: It seems to make some sense...
So does this really make sense?
Really.
As modern people, we actually understand it just by thinking about it. If we only talk about "training the body and laying the foundation", the exercise efficiency that children can achieve by doing miscellaneous work is obviously very low.
If you really want to practice cardiopulmonary function and endurance, then you jump rope, pedal bike, and swim; if you want to practice arm strength, there are pull-ups and dumbbells; if you want to practice legs, you can carry weights and squats and legs lift...
Modern gyms have basically summarized the methods and methods of exercising all parts of the body with the highest efficiency. In this way, if the posture is improper or if you practice too hard, you can easily get injured.
In many martial arts worlds, people are still superstitious about using activities such as carrying water, chopping firewood, and sweeping the floor to achieve the purpose of exercise... Who do you make sense to? It is normal to do this every day to cause lumbar muscle strain.
"Then..." Sun Yixie thought about this and asked, "Why are the two masters asking me to do such miscellaneous work today?"
"Let's just see if you can figure out if you're in vain." Master Zhao continued, "As a result, you're really wrong..." He paused, took the last bite of his bowl, put down the bowl and said, "...I'll be punished!"
"Yes, yes." Master Chen also echoed, "Punish him to wash dishes."
Smack
Sun Yixie slapped the chopsticks on the table and stood up: "Mom! I'm serving you for a day, but it was a waste of effort? I'm going to punish me because I didn't realize it was a waste of effort."
This person is angry and his voice will be louder. If he grows louder, it will easily make people feel that you are very aggressive. Once you make Zhao and Chen feel that you are aggressive... you may encounter a wave of overdefense.
It was almost time to say that, just as the last two words of Brother Sun's words were expressed, his feet were already stepped on by Zhao Yunlong from under the table. At the same moment, Chen Haihuang had already punched his liver area.
Brother Sun was lying on the ground with a muffled groan. Then, the impact of the punch penetrated into his stomach layer by layer, causing a spasm in his stomach, and flipped up all the things he had just eaten, and flowed all over the floor.
"Oh, young people nowadays are really ungrateful." Zhao Yunlong said, and slowly stood up. "Today we have exposed such a major scam in the world, so that you can avoid detours in the future, but you will lose your temper?"
"That's right, you lie there and reflect on yourself." Chen Haihuang also stood up and said, "When you have finished reflecting, you will get up and wash the dishes and wipe the floor clean. We will rest first. After you have finished cleaning, you will have some new things to teach you tomorrow."
After the two old men finished talking, they went back to their rooms.
As for Sun Yixiu, he took a rest on the ground for two or three minutes before he recovered, got up and wiped the dust and vomit from his face.
Then he sat there, thinking for a long time, but he finally wiped the floor, washed the dishes as the two masters said, and then went back to his room to rest...
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the next day.
The genius was so bright that Sun Yixie was kicked in the butt.
The force of this kick was very particular, not heavy or painful, but it was enough to kick Sun Yixi out of the bed, rotated 720 degrees in the air, and then threw it to the ground with a squeak.
Of course, if he just fell to the flat ground, it would not be a big deal for Sun Yixie. After all, he is also a martial arts practitioner with excellent internal skills. Not to mention being kicked off from the bed, even if he fell from a three or four-story high, he would not die.
However... Master Chen, who kicked him, didn't kick him directly, but put a bunch of miscellaneous objects of different shapes and sizes on the ground in advance.
Like gourds, wooden spoons, chopping boards, chopsticks, washbasins, washboards... Anyway, they are a bunch of items that cannot be broken or even if they are broken.
When Sun Yixi fell on it, because the person was horizontal and the force was dispersed, he would not suffer any injuries, but the pain was certain... It was similar to stepping on the uneven road covered with pebbles without wearing shoes.
"ah"
Since Sun Yixie was suddenly kicked awake while sleeping and was unprepared, even though his body instinctively shivered in mid-air and tightened his muscles slightly, he still felt extremely painful when he fell on the pile of debris and couldn't help but scream.
"What are you doing! Kill someone?" Brother Sun's words were roaring more than being angry at getting up.
"Hey~Yixie, you are too relaxed." Master Chen stood on his bed, looked at him as if nothing had happened, raised his hand and pointed to the ground, and said calmly, "If there is a knife below, you are already dead."
Sun Yixie was shocked when she heard this: "Nonsense! Can I not relax when I sleep? Why don't you say that you just used a knife to chop me, and I'm already dead?"
"Is that true?" Master Chen said, and he took out a kitchen knife from behind.
"You... are you really carrying it?" Sun Yixie's cold sweat came down at that time.
He originally thought that the other party would really chop him up, but unexpectedly, Master Chen turned the blade and stretched the handle towards him: "Come on, take it."
"What are you doing?" Sun Yixie was stunned, "Let me cook?"
"No." Master Chen paused, "I asked you to chop people."
"Ah?" Sun Yixie's mind couldn't keep up, "Who did you cut down?"
"There is only one person left here except you and me. Who do you think you will cut down?" Master Chen replied in a tone of course.
"What?" Sun Yixie's little eyes widened, "What do you mean? Kill someone with a knife?"
"Who are you going to kill?" Master Chen curled his lips in disgust, "Can you still kill Zhao Yunlong? I asked you to 'cut him', do you understand?"
Sun Yixie fell into confusion.
"I may... don't understand very much." After a few seconds, Sun Yixie said this.
"Hey!" Master Chen said, "I don't understand yet?" He could only explain, "Didn't you just say that you will inevitably relax when you sleep, and you said that you would die if you were cut by a knife? Then, while Lao Zhao hasn't gotten up yet, you can try chopping it."
"Ha?" Sun Yixii said.
"Don't panic, I asked you to cut it. I'll take care of it if there is something wrong." Master Chen said, and handed the kitchen knife in his hand forward again.
As for Sun Yixie, he always felt that there was a conspiracy: "No... I shouted that just now, maybe I had woken up Master Zhao."
"No~" Master Chen shook his head immediately, "He slept so hard that he didn't wake up from thunder. It was just your throat that went wherever you were."
"This..." Sun Yixie hesitated, "What if I really cut him to death?"
"Hmph... Then let's bury him together." Master Chen sneered, "What a big deal?"
It seems that he really doesn't think Sun Yixi can pose any threat to Zhao Yunlong.
"Okay! You said!" Sun Yixie was also brave enough to be brave at this time. He took the kitchen knife, turned around and went out to go to Master Zhao's room next door.
Judging from his meaning, I wanted to kill this guy yesterday... There was a clue at the moment. Master Chen asked him to do it, so he would be useless if he didn't do it.
To put it short, Sun Yixiu stepped into the house, pushed the door and entered the house, and in a blink of an eye, he arrived in front of Zhao Yunlong's couch.
Then Master Zhao is really sleeping like Master Chen said.
However, Sun Yixie was not stupid either. Who knew if the other party was pretending to be asleep? Therefore, he did not rush to do it, but hid the kitchen knife behind him, put his face in front of Master Zhao, and gently blew his breath to the other party's eyelids.
If the other party is pretending to be asleep, then using this method, his eyelids will tremble, and the person who is really sleeping will not react to this.
As a result, Zhao Yunlong's eyelids did not move.
Now Sun Yixi was relieved. At that time, he picked up the back of the knife and swung it down at the other party's chest.
While taking action, he also shouted from the bottom of his heart: "Mr. Rebellious! Death!"
Bang
The next second, Sun Yixie felt a dark look in front of her.
By the time he opened his eyes again, it was already dawn.
This...is how he came into contact with today how to naturally escape danger and even fight back in a slack situation.
Some people must be complaining when they see this. Is it so free and extremely dedicated? It’s not scientific.
Yes, it's unscientific, but I don't plan to explain anything more.
In addition, Sun Yixie's topic this day was not the same. When he woke up, Master Chen asked him to "return all the debris scattered on the ground of his room".
At first, Sun Yixie didn't understand the meaning of "returning to the position", and thought it was "cleaning up".
As a result, after he packed up, Master Chen said: "What is 'return to the position'? Return to the position means where these things were placed yesterday. Today you have to put them in the same position, and the direction cannot be changed."
Sun Yixie was dissatisfied when she heard this: "I have been here for only one day. Can I remember where so many messy things were placed yesterday?"
Master Chen asked back: "You have been doing all the chores yesterday. When you were cleaning the room, cooking, and washing clothes, you should have used all the items I took out today, right? You forgot this day after day? Are you blind or stupid? Stop talking nonsense! Take out those things one by one and return to your position. If you don't put them right, don't have supper."
Sun Yixie was stunned: Taking the bunch of housework yesterday was the foreshadowing of my "memory" and "eye ability"? So I have to use my brain when I eat, drink, defecate, sleep or work. If I relax a little, I will be wrong again?
In short, after several attempts, Sun Yixie still couldn't have supper this day, but he successfully memorized all the details in the house.
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Day 3.
The night before, Sun Yixie basically didn't sleep well, so he was always wary of being kicked off the bed.
However, Master Chen did not come today.
After dawn, Sun Yixiu heard something outside and walked out of the room with dark circles on his eyes.
"Hmm? What's the situation?" When Brother Sun saw that the hot breakfast was ready on the table in the living room, he was puzzled again.
"What are you doing when you are standing there? Come and have a meal." Master Zhao, who had already taken the seat, waved to Sun Yixie.
After Master Chen brought the last side dish from the kitchen, he also took off his apron and sat down.
Sun Yixie took his seat in skepticism and started eating tremblingly.
During the breakfast process, he was wary of whether the two old men would suddenly splash hot porridge or sweep off the bench under his butt with their legs sweeping away.
But nothing happened until he was nervous and finished eating.
"After the torture two days ago, they finally decided to teach me well today?" Sun Yixie was thinking.
"Yixie, today is different from the previous two days." Master Zhao said, "I will teach you a good move today." As he spoke, he stood up, walked towards the door with his hands on his back, "I think you've eaten almost all the time. Come and follow me to the beach."
When Sun Yixi heard this, he said, "Okay, this is to guard the clouds and see the moon bright!" He really wants to start practicing martial arts when he goes to the beach."
"Okay!" So he immediately agreed, and came to the door with a quick step, nodded and bowed to help Master Zhao open the door, "Master, please."
Bang
As soon as the door opened, Zhao Yunlong kicked Sun Yixie away from the door.
And outside the door, there are the steep and narrow stone steps...
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Day 4.
Because of a slight injury, Sun Yixiu lay down from yesterday morning until that morning.
Seeing this, someone must have asked again: Could these two old men deliberately beating people under the name of teaching apprentices? They have been tortured like this, can Brother Sun bear it?
But Sun Yixie knew very well that this was not a malicious act, because he could indeed feel that... he was learning new things every day, and they were all very precious things that ordinary teachers would never learn.
For example, the trick that Zhao Yunlong taught him yesterday, although you will probably complain about it as "Invincible Hot Wheels" when you see it, it is not... It is a "psychological tactic" with a very high level and a long-term foundation.
Sun Yixie may not be very talented in many aspects, but in terms of "incorrect ways", he is undoubtedly a genius who learns from one example and learns from one example.
Because of this, he could strongly feel a temperament that was very suitable for him to practice in the two immortals of Yunhai.
Based on the experiences over the past few days, Sun Yixie has realized in his heart: Master Zhao and Master Chen are both "dog pussy". If they can get their true teachings, it will be of great help to their future journey.
Not to mention anything else, just talk about the time when Sun Huang and the others were plotted against by Chang Youfeng in an inn in Dengzhou City. If Sun Yixi had already practiced with the Yunhai Two Immortals at that time, would he still have to come to "Chasing the Soul in the Underworld" to save him? He wouldn't have been caught at all.
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Day 5.
After a day of rest, the early morning sneak attack came again.
This time, Sun Yixie was prepared... Before going to bed, he made a thin line that was basically unseen in the darkness, tied one end to his little finger, and connected the corner of the door to the other end.
Today, as soon as Master Chen entered the door, Sun Yixi woke up.
As soon as the other party approached the bed, Brother Sun stood up from the bed and suddenly came "Flying Dog in the Sky" in Dragon Dog boxing.
Chen Haihuang was shocked and happy when he was attacked like this. He immediately spread his arms and pressed the other party out of the air with a huge force.
When Sun Yixi saw that he was suffering from his strength, he immediately changed his move. He grabbed Master Chen's wrist in the air, stretched his legs forward and clamped them, and a triangle solid came in the air.
Seeing that this kid was going to play this trick with him, Chen Haihuang was also interested, so he temporarily retracted his internal strength and did not break the move by crushing his strength, but cooperated with Brother Sun to enter the ground battle.
Immediately afterwards, the two began to have a sleeping skill.
In theory, "Harmony Boxing" is the most diligent and proficient skill that Brother Sun practiced in Sun's unique skills. Compared with the moves such as "Dragon Dog Boxing" and "Huming the Door God Boxing", this is Brother Sun's unique skill.
However, compared with Emperor Chen Hai, he is still a slim figure.
As we have mentioned earlier, in this martial arts world, because of the existence of internal energy, people who use this kind of combat method similar to mixed martial arts fighting almost do not exist, and when the masters compete, this method is useless; Sun Yixiu only used this thing to bully the opponents of the Young Heroes in the previous rounds, but when he met a real master like Song Zhixiu, he could not touch the other party at all.
However, Chen Haihuang brought this battle method to a new level.
If a person with strong internal strength also fights in this way, he can cause many moves in mixed martial arts to undergo qualitative changes; many subduing techniques that originally took a certain amount of time to form... may become instantaneous formation, or even take on instant killing moves.
Of course, when dealing with Sun Yixie at this moment, Chen Haihuang did not use this move, and he deliberately did not use his internal strength. He just relied on ordinary counterattacks and intercepted each other, and he solved Sun Yixie in a short time.
"Boy, my response today is pretty good." After subduing Sun Yixie, Chen Haihuang said leisurely, "But if I were you, I would hold a handful of sand in my arms, confuse the other person's eyes first and then take action."
"Hmph... Then wait." Sun Yixie said, "I may prepare something more interesting than sand tomorrow."
"I may not come tomorrow." Master Chen smiled, "Anyway, you should be careful. When you get used to the 'prevention of thieves for a thousand days', you will become the master who will not be killed even if someone is stabbed with a knife when you are asleep."
"Okay~ Just be careful." Sun Yixie didn't lose.
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Day 6.
In the early morning, in the quiet room, Sun Yixi held a cloth bag full of small stones in one hand, and gently pushed open the door of Master Chen's room with the other hand.
Although Brother Sun does not know how to hide the weapons, with his strength and internal strength, the power of this big handful of stones is enough to drink a pot of the other party.
The key is that in this small space inside, this kind of attack is probably more difficult to avoid than the scattering of a shotgun.
Sun Yixie is very confident in his plan and vows to defeat Lao Chen today.
Step by step... Brother Sun walked into the door very carefully.
But he had just taken two steps forward, and in the dark, a cold object pressed against his temple.
"I knew that today you would be the leader." The next second, Chen Haihuang's voice came from behind the door.
Sun Yixie slowly turned his head: "Master, what are you pushing my forehead?"
When he asked this, he actually did not realize the seriousness of the problem, because according to his stereotype, in this era, he would not be threatened by hot weapons, so he instinctively thought that the only thing that was against his temple was a blunt cold weapon.
"Short gun." But Master Chen's answer was short, but also terrifying.
"Short..." Sun Yixie repeated these two words while glimpsing the cool color reflected by the barrel of metal and wood under the illumination of Yueguan.
"Damn?" Brother Sun was shocked after seeing clearly that the other party was holding a gun, and quickly flashed to the side, "Master, don't joke! This thing goes crazy and is not a joke."
"Ha..." Master Chen smiled and slowly moved his gun away. "After all, I know you recognize this thing."
Sun Yixie was almost stopping thinking: "Master, where did you get this short gun?"
"I can't find any of those Japanese pirates and pirates?" Master Chen replied, "Do you think you are the only one who drifted to this island over the years?"
After he said this, Sun Yixie realized: "Yes... there are many things in this room that cannot be made with raw materials from the desert island. This means that not only people have come here, but also boats have come."
Thinking of this, Sun Yixiu realized something else, and then said, "Uh... Master, then those who have come to the island..."
"Don't worry, we are not evil spirits who can eat people. It's impossible to kill everyone, right?" Master Chen knew what Sun Yixie was thinking. He replied calmly, "I've killed some of them, and they are all bad people. Look... we didn't kill a good person like you, right?"
"What about those good people in the past?" Sun Yixie asked again.
"I left on a boat." Master Chen replied.
"Ah? So is this island connected to the outside?" Sun Yixie said in surprise.
"It's not possible." Master Chen replied, "But sometimes there will be big ships passing by nearby places. At that time, Lao Zhao and I can row the small boats on the island and take them to the big ships. We will exchange some supplies with each other and then row them back."
"Oh..." When Sun Yixie heard this, she let a stone in her heart fall to the ground.
Originally, he was worried about whether he could return to the Central Plains after he finished learning here, but now he felt much more at ease when he heard this.
"Okay, don't ask questions." Master Chen quickly interrupted Sun Yixie's thoughts, "Do you know why I used this to control you today without a sneak attack with bare hands?"
"Do you want to tell me that no matter how high martial arts are, they are not as good as foreign guns. As long as they can kill the opponent, they are all 'martial arts'?" Sun Yixie continued.
"Wow~ I'm right." Master Chen was also a little surprised, "Okay, boy, I have a high understanding, then I think... it's time for Lao Zhao to teach you 'that'."
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Day 7.
That morning, Sun Yixi finally "walked" to the beach while eating and drinking without being injured.
As Emperor Chen Haihuang said, Master Zhao is really going to start teaching Brother Sun’s martial arts today.
Chapter completed!