Huang Donglai’s plan can be roughly divided into three steps.
The first step - He and Linghu Xiang left the room and went to the toilet on the grounds of shit.
Why do two people go, instead of four people go together?
It's very simple. If four of you rushed out at the same time and said you wanted to shit, it would be fake and deceitful, and the other party might really not let you go.
Let’s take a step back and say, even if you are asked to go, all four of you will go, then will the people who guard you four have to follow you?
Therefore, in the current situation where both sides have not yet broken up, one or two people is the best choice. In this way, even if the other party has some doubts, they can only send limited personnel to follow, which gives Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang room to cause trouble.
The second step - detonate the toilet and cause chaos.
I believe many viewers have guessed this move. Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang, as the direct creators of the "that incident", the former created explosives and the latter was actually operated... They came together, undoubtedly for this.
According to Brother Huang's plan, the two of them pretended to be squatting after they came to the toilet, and then they buried the explosives they carried with them in their squatting positions. After setting up a brief explosion delay, they quickly took the people who followed them. If nothing unexpected happens, the toilet will explode as soon as they walked out of the explosion range.
And the loud noise in the darkness would inevitably attract the attention of everyone except them in an instant. At that moment, they could use their light skills to escape into the night when the other party was not distracted.
Someone may ask when he saw this, then they can blow up anywhere, why do they have to be a toilet?
There are many reasons for this. You might as well listen to me and tell me what the benefits of this toilet are.
First of all, in other places, the person who is following you can always stand near you and watch your every move, but in the toilet... When you squat in that stinky cubicle, even if you are responsible for stalking, you can only wait for you at a distance of one board. Unless there is a particularly "specific" order, the other party will not be able to raise the lantern and stand on tiptoe and look down at you taking off your pants until you are done.
As for the current situation, Wu Juntou obviously did not have such orders, so the person who followed him naturally just confirmed that the person in the squatting position had not run away and would not reach that point.
Secondly, after staying alone for a while, others may check when you leave to see if you have moved or taken away something, but in the toilet, no one will check these things.
Because there is nothing to do in this place, do you just walk on a few pieces of butt-scraping bamboo pieces?
As for what you "stayed"... everyone knows this, nothing is good at.
Besides, "veterans" like Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang must have hidden explosives in "pits" that you can't see. Even if you really look at the lights and watch the feces, you can't see anything. You have to see through them, but who would do this?
Third, if you go to another place, if you walk anxiously when you leave, you may be suspicious. Only in this place where the toilet is, you will get up and walk away quickly. This is normal. No one will feel any incongruity.
I won’t explain this much. Many people will quickly open the window after pulling at their own homes, turn their heads and run away, let alone in public toilets?
And finally, a very important point...
You might as well think about it the other way around, do they have any other choice besides the toilet?
In this "official government important place", they were stared at again. They wanted to go to other places, but they didn't agree.
To sum up, it is reasonable to blow up the toilet.
Then, after the explosion, we reached the third step - fishing in troubled waters and taking advantage of the chaos.
At this point, things are easy. They just need to do the previous operation of creating "special effects" in Wuren Temple. Considering that it is midnight, they don't even have to find a place without anyone to prepare in advance like during the day. They can come anywhere in any shadow or roof.
As the four of them agreed in advance, Qin Feng and Tyrel, who were on standby in the room, rushed to the yard immediately whenever they heard the explosion. While pretending to be frightened, they shouted that they would go to find Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang.
At this time, the guards outside the door must be in a state of confusion. Although Qin Feng and Tyrel would not be allowed to run away directly, they would also fall into a certain amount of chaos due to the explosion and the noise in the distance.
Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang can take this opportunity to get back to the vicinity and pretend to be a ghost and create an opportunity for their companions to escape.
If nothing unexpected happened, the "toilet raids" came to their senses and realized that the target was missing, so they ran to inform Wu Juntou and returned to the courtyard, the four of them had already sneaked out of the military commander.
Even if they were found at the door afterwards, they could find reasons to say: "You military officers, there were fires and haunted at night. If we don't leave, who will be responsible for any accidents? Besides, we didn't do anything, why can't we leave? We didn't have any conflicts with your people, but we just saw that they were so confused that they couldn't take care of themselves, so we left in a quiet voice. This is not called "escape"?"
Everyone, when you see this, do you think this strategy is OK?
However, that was under the premise of "if there is no accident"...
Let’s talk about Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang. When they came to the toilet, the row of three compartments in front of them, and the one in the middle, happened to be occupied by someone.
Who owns it?
Ma Xuansheng.
This is called "A coincidence" and I know that there are so many people in the Nancheng Military Academy, so there must be more than one toilet. Moreover, the other toilets in the Military Academy have all started with eight squatting positions. Only this one, because it is located in a remote location, there are only three squatting positions in total...
Then why did Ma Xuansheng come to this place to "do business"?
Because people are usually used to sitting on their own "stool chair" and letting their servants take care of them. When they pull, there is a scented fruit plate next to them, and someone is wiping sweat and fanning them. Therefore, he thinks this toilet used by ordinary soldiers is dirty and doesn't like to use it.
But now he felt that he had come, so he couldn't find someone to get him a toilet, and then put in incense in the whole room... If you have time to do it, why not just prepare to change your pants.
Therefore, Ma Xuansheng settled down and looked second: I could go to the toilet, but at least I went to a remote and deserted place, so that I wouldn't have any bad guys next to me who were not familiar with were crackling there, which was so disgusting.
I believe that those who have used public toilets can understand this mentality. When you are the only one squatting there in the toilet, you feel good. Although it is not as comfortable as at home, you can accept it. But once someone comes to the squat position next to you, you understand the movements in the toilet, and the sounds spread very clearly... The result is that you are disgusting and others are disgusting.
In short, when Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang came to this toilet, Ma Xuansheng had just squatted down for less than half a minute.
The two of them could not guess who was squatting here. When they saw the light of lanterns in the squatting position in the middle, their first reaction was that they thought that the person squatting there was an ordinary soldier.
At that time, they were confused and thought that this matter was difficult to deal with.
Originally, the two of them planned to squat next to each other, and both of them were "buried" because they were right next to each other, just by apart. As long as you hear the sound ofburied and communicate softly, you can confirm the time. Then the two of them lifted their pants at the same time and left quickly.
But now there is a squat seat, things are different.
Don’t underestimate the distance of this squat position. Because of this extra period, it will be difficult for the two to communicate. They must mention certain movements to a more deliberate volume to achieve the effect of conveying, and they will also be disturbed by the sound made by the person in the middle. If there is any misunderstanding or the timing is wrong, it will be in danger.
Fortunately, Huang Donglai would adapt to the situation. After seeing this, he thought for a while and said to Linghu Xiang: "Hey, I know you are slow to pull. I will not wait for you after I finish pulling it. I will go back first. You 'Come on after you finish'."
This, when others heard it, was just a casual "friendly" exchange. Most men had experienced it in their school days, and it was nothing strange.
But in conjunction with Huang Donglai's look, Linghu Xiang understood: Brother Huang meant that the plan had changed. In order to prevent problems in the timing of cooperation, he simply stopped blowing it up. He would take the lead in a while, and I, the one who left behind, was responsible for blowing up the cesspool.
"Okay, I'm done and I'll follow you right away, don't worry." Linghu Xiang replied immediately.
This is naturally feasible.
Originally, they exploded simultaneously, just to increase the success rate and prevent accidents such as "duds", and to make the explosion stronger; now it's OK to explode it alone, anyway, it's considered successful if it explodes.
After a while, before Huang Donglai "takes first", he would naturally pretend to say hello to Linghu Xiang. When Linghu Xiang heard his words, he immediately buried the bullet and then left quickly.
As long as the explosion finally happened, both of them were still halfway back, and the result was the same.
Thinking of this, the two of them took a lantern from the two "toilet darts" and entered the squat seats on both sides.
And none of the eight toilet darts who followed them came to approach the smelly toilet at this moment, they were all standing two meters away waiting.
Obviously, these soldiers are all normal people... They just clock in to work, and they are not so responsible and serious; as long as they are "people are still there", they have completed the order to keep a stalking, and no matter how many there are, they really don't want to do it.
On the other hand, the sound of Ma Xuan, who was squatting in the middle, undoubtedly heard the conversation outside.
But because he was squatting, he couldn't see the situation outside, and he was not familiar with the voices of Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang. In addition, neither of the two outside called each other's names, so Ma Xuansheng didn't know who the two people squatting into his left and right squatting positions were, so he just thought that two ordinary soldiers had come.
He didn't expect that these two people were Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang who were shouting "We want to shit" in the yard not long ago...
Because Ma Xuansheng was also very familiar with the military personnel in the south of the city, he knew that there was a larger toilet near the yard where the four people were under house arrest. Logically, even if Wu Juntou asked them to go, they would not come to the one he was squatting now.
However, as we said earlier, it is a coincidence that when Wu Juntou ordered these "toilet raids", the direction he pointed was here.
Wu Juntou's idea was: this toilet is the second closest to the yard, but it is much smaller than the nearest one. The toilet is smaller and there are fewer people coming and going, so it is naturally easier to monitor and not make any mistakes.
He didn't know... Just when he came out to deal with this matter, Ma Xuansheng, who was waiting for him in the room, couldn't sit still, and went to the smallest toilet in the entire Bingmasi.
Now, these three are squatting together.
Everyone knows Huang Donglai. He has had stomach problems since he was a child. He had to come here a few times a day. Now he has squatted down and has to squat for a while before it seems "real". So he thought: "I've come here, why don't you just pretend to be real and unload some goods by the way."
When his thoughts come true, his feelings arise.
A few seconds later, Ma Xuansheng heard a sensational sound from his right side. At the same time, a fresh and strong stench rushed into his nose.
What's even more outrageous is that although these toilets do not leave the gap where you can see the other person's feet like modern public toilets (because there was no toilet or toilet back then, the cesspool under the squat position was directly connected, and there was a gap, so there was no need to leave the gap a few centimeters off the ground), but because the cesspool under the squat position was connected, the prince even felt some feces being sputtered, which affected him, causing his buttocks to feel cool.
It was the first time that Ma Xuansheng, who had been "elegant" for many years, came to squat in the pit today. He was a little disgusting when he squatted there alone. It was so uncomfortable to be caused by Huang Donglai.
But in this situation, he was not able to get angry, so he had no choice but to put the lantern in his hand aside and cover his nose with his sleeves.
Maybe someone wants to ask, people have two hands. Ma Xuansheng covers his mouth and nose with one hand, but can't he still hold a lantern with the other hand?
Then you have overlooked a problem. In ancient times, Ma Xuansheng was a Confucian scholar who wore wide clothes and large sleeves and hem. So when he squatted down, he had to use one hand to hold the hanging fabrics on the lower edge of the outer robe, otherwise the clothes would easily get dirty.
The hand he was holding the lantern should have put down the lantern briefly only when he was "wiping", and the position of the lantern should be on a relatively flat high place behind the pit, but now he couldn't bear it anymore, so he just put the lantern to the narrow edge in front of him.
Everyone has seen lanterns. The head is heavy and the pole is light, and the pole is round and long. If you don’t put it down properly or the place where you put it is uneven, it will easily fall down. When you fall down, you will roll down obliquely.
And as soon as the prince-in-law rolled out the lantern, he rolled into the cesspool.
But don't think that if you see a little open fire in the cesspool, you will explode immediately. This is really not the case.
Of course, I don’t recommend that you run to the public toilet to experiment with a match lighter. I will not be responsible for any incident.
To be continued...