Everything that is happening right now is so fast and lightning-fast that I can only describe it as "a mess"!

Not only was the situation a mess, but my mind was also a mess!

How did this happen?

Lao Chen just wanted to find a master to exorcise evil spirits for himself, but he didn't expect that the master he was looking for was actually Er Miao's father.

Forget it, what's more terrible is that Uncle Meow's ghost exorcism ceremony actually made him "stretched out" on the spot.

Old Chen was so panicked that he broke the porcelain bowl in his hand.

Not only was the water spilled all over the floor, but the egg was also broken.

What's even worse is that the eggs are actually filled with black liquid and emit bursts of stench.

Now I am also at a loss?

Should I help Old Chen or Uncle Meow first?

"Old Chen, are you okay?!" I asked.

Lao Chen Rumengfang looked at me awake, and then asked me the first thing he said: "Xiao Ma, the master asked me to take the bowl. Now that the bowl is broken, has this ritual failed?!"

When I heard Lao Chen ask this question, I wanted to kick him directly. I thought to myself, even the master is dead now, can it still be considered a success? It must be a failure!!!

Since Lao Chen can still speak, his situation is probably better than Uncle Meow, so I plan to help Uncle Meow first.

If Uncle Meow is really unconscious, I will be ready to call 120 and call an ambulance.

I wanted to get close to Uncle Meow's body and check on his condition, so I opened my legs and walked over while trying to avoid the water stains on the ground...

The water stains on the ground are not entirely pure water, because there is also black liquid flowing out of the eggs in the water, which is extremely fishy black water.

So I was worried that if my feet stepped on those black waters, I would feel disgusting.

Uncle Meow was already lying on the ground, so the black water splashed onto his clothes and pants.

He was originally wearing a white Tang suit, but now it was dirty and smelly.

I squatted next to Uncle Meow and opened his eyelids with my fingers...

Looking at it this way...

I knew he was definitely not pretending, because there were no black eyes under his eyelids, they were all white, and I was so scared that I quickly retracted my hand.

His eyes are rolled up. Is Uncle Meow’s life in danger?

I shook my hands again and reached for Uncle Meow's nose again, wanting to test whether he was still breathing.

Fortunately...

There is still some breath in Uncle Meow's nose, but it is already very weak.

I looked back at Lao Chen and saw that the guy was still standing there and didn't move. I don't know if he was frightened or he didn't dare to move.

"Call an ambulance quickly!!!" I shouted at him.

"Oh oh oh..."

Then Lao Chen woke up from a dream and took out his mobile phone to call 120 emergency. I also took out my mobile phone, not to call the hospital, but to call Er Miao. After all, Uncle Miao is Er Miao's father.

Ermiao never leaves his cell phone. He answered the call quickly, and I told him that something seemed to have happened to his dad!

Ermiao asked me what happened?!

I don’t know how to explain it, so I just asked him to go home and see for himself!

Ermiao's canteen is not far from here. As I said before, because Lao Chen didn't know the way, we took a lot of unnecessary steps around and wasted a lot of time.

Before the ambulance arrived, Ermiao had already returned. He jumped off the bicycle and ran into the house.

When I saw his dad lying straight on the ground, he immediately asked me: "What did you do to my dad?!"

I pointed at Lao Chen and said, "This has nothing to do with me. It was the fat man who contacted your dad. When your dad was exorcising evil spirits on him, he suddenly fell straight to the ground. Don't worry, the ambulance is already here."

On the way..."

Er Miao looked back at Lao Chen. He had never seen Lao Chen, but since his father was in this industry, it was natural that customers would often come to the house to let Uncle Miao take care of things. Otherwise, Uncle Miao would not be on Douyin.

Probably accumulated 500,000 fans.

Therefore, Er Meow behaved relatively calmly about his father's failure this time and did not blame Lao Chen and me.

Soon, the siren of an ambulance was heard outside...

Ermeow ran out first and brought the doctor into the house.

As soon as they entered the room, the doctor and nurse frowned because the smell in the room was so unpleasant!

The male doctor, perhaps a germophobe, wore two masks before entering the room and asked us how the patient got sick.

I was about to tell the truth, but Ermiao interrupted me and explained first. He said that his father was an old Chinese medicine doctor, and when he was treating people, he suddenly fainted...

Hearing Er Miao say that the fat old man is an old Chinese medicine doctor, and in line with the principle of treating peers with contempt, the male doctor curled his lips disdainfully and said: "You said that when your father was treating people, the patient was not cured, so he took the pain first.

, at this level, you dare to call yourself an old Chinese medicine practitioner?!"

It’s no longer just a matter of two days for Western medicine to question Chinese medicine, so Ermiao was very embarrassed. Even I felt a fever on my face. If I hadn’t asked for help from the doctor in the hospital, Ermiao might have gotten into a fight with the male doctor.

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No matter what, the doctor rescued Uncle Meow and carried him into the car. Er Meow locked the door and followed the ambulance.

Lao Chen and I stood at the door, neither of us knew what to say. We instantly felt like we were standing messy in the wind!

After a long while, I asked Old Chen in a low voice: "Old Chen, is this the master you are looking for? Are you sure that his 500,000 fans were not bought with money?"

Lao Chen no longer feels bad for me, he seems to be still immersed in the worry of the broken porcelain bowl...

He frowned and kept mumbling: "What should I do now? The bowl is broken and the eggs are broken. Will I be taken away by those ghosts soon..."

I frowned and advised him: "Old Chen, don't always think about scary things. Uncle Miao is just a magician, and his magic may not really work..."

"No, no, no," Lao Chen immediately interrupted me and said, "If the master doesn't have the ability, tell me, how could the inside of that egg turn into black water and still be so smelly?!"

"this……"

I can't answer this question either.

But then I thought about it, we didn’t bring the eggs ourselves, and it was possible that Uncle Meow had done something to the eggs in advance?

Lao Chen probably guessed what I was thinking. He continued to deny me and said: "Don't doubt the egg. I think this master is not a magician. He should be a real expert. The reason why he messed up this time is that

There is only one reason..."

"What's the reason?!" I asked immediately.
Chapter completed!