Chapter Thirteen Stewed Double Yolk Eggs(1/2)
I discussed it with Fatty La Xiao next to me.
Fatty Xiao whispered: "Who goes in?"
I replied: "The code is simple, I'll go in!"
Fatty Xiao thought about it, handed me the package, and replied: "Okay! Be careful!"
I walked to the two watchman, who asked me to hand over my cell phone.
After handing over my phone, the watchman turned around and threw my phone into the pool next to me.
"Pu" and it sank.
I felt a pain in pain.
I would have bought Xiaolingtong if I had known it.
A watchman took me up the mountain.
Half an hour later, I arrived at the destination.
There were two people in the boss standing in the middle.
They uniformly wore festive Tang suits, large sunglasses, masks and felt hats.
The two chefs stood by a cemetery, and there was an extremely fresh robbery hole on the tomb soil. Their faces were all covered with black ash, leaving only two eyes, flashing like two ghosts.
There were seven or eight diners in total.
There are all kinds of makeup, masks, muddy dresses.
Under the moonlight.
The scene is very strange.
It's like attending a masked dance, or it's like a group of demons coming out of the mountain.
I don't know which of the two bosses is Brother Pei.
After seeing me arrive, the host on the left stood forward and said in the voice of a duck: "Everyone is here! Let's get together for a meal by chance today. The food is good, it's a meat pot!"
"Of course, saltiness depends on everyone's taste. If you like it, please give us two rewards to our chef. If you don't like it, don't talk sarcastically when you go out, otherwise we, as bosses, will be very embarrassed!"
This is a good idea, and I will use both soft and hard words.
There are also many slandering in tomb robbers.
A meat pot refers to a tomb with good treasures inside.
A dry pot refers to a tomb that has nothing to be caught.
A leaking pot refers to a tomb that has been swept by his colleagues.
"Start cooking!"
The duck voice boss ordered.
When the tomb robber heard this, one of them, like a mouse, immediately got into the robber's hole.
Another tomb robber put a large white felt cloth in front of the cemetery.
And we buyers walked to about twenty meters away from the cemetery and sat down.
The two bosses also sat far away on the other side.
This move is to prevent us from spying on the genres of tomb robbers.
After a while.
The tomb robbers began to keep grabbing things on top, and the things were covered with dirt and placed on a large white felt cloth.
They couldn't see clearly what was on the felt cloth, but I could see it.
The imperial hand pillow made by the Ming court, the Hotan mouth contains jade, wax-blowing snuff bottle, jade bracelet, porcelain jade stool in the palm of the palm...
Qingyishui's mid-Ming Dynasty objects.
This is indeed a meat pot!
Although the things still carry mud, judging from the luster hidden in the moonlight, there is no doubt that something from the cemetery comes out of the cemetery.
The value is hard to say.
The price of an old thing is determined by two factors: one is the quality and the other is the inheritance.
The quality is too far away now, and the things are still covered with mud, so I can't see clearly.
As for inheritance, this cemetery does not tell any stories or bury any celebrity, so it is of little significance to enhance the value of antiques.
For example, if you also have jade in your mouth, it is worth the money for ancient jade, but if you say it is from the mouth of the Lord Buddha, it is a sky-high price.
The tomb robber Hu Chi Hu Chi worked hard for almost half an hour, and more than a dozen items, with fresh mud, were all placed on a large white felt cloth.
At this time, the male duck voice boss spoke: "Thank you for your hard work, two chefs, you can smoke a cigarette and take a break."
Afterwards, the male duck voice boss sent a cigarette to the two tomb robbers.
The tomb robber walked away with a cigarette in his mouth and avoided it.
This kind of situation where people eat evil things, tomb robbers do not participate in bargaining.
They don't have to worry about losing money.
After the buyer likes something, he will naturally give the corresponding price.
Those who have invitations are all insiders, so it wouldn’t be too outrageous to give the price.
After all, they will continue to participate in this kind of game in the future.
Even if it is lower, others will buy at a higher price, and the final price will be higher.
After everyone finishes eating the mat, the owner will give the money and the rest to the tomb robbers.
"You are kind to you, the boss will give you the first chopstick first!" said the boss.
At this time, the boss who had not spoken for a long time and the duck voice boss gathered around and selected on the white felt cloth.
After they picked it for a while, they selected the porcelain jade stool in the palm.
The owner, who had been silent, walked towards us with a jade stool.
He held the porcelain jade stool in his palm and walked up to us, swaying around in front of us diners, saying that this was his reward as his boss, and everyone took a look.
But at this moment, I suddenly discovered three emergencies!
First, there was a slight snoring sound from afar.
The snoring was made by the two chefs hiding under the tree to rest.
But they were still holding cigarettes in their mouths, and the cigarette butts were not destroyed!
Secondly, when this boss showed us the porcelain jade stool in the palm of my hand, I smelled a strange fishy smell at the tip of my nose.
This fishy smell can easily make people mistakenly think that it is the fishy smell of the mud in the cemetery.
But the intuition from years of training told me that this is not!
I quickly shut up and breathed.
After glanced at me, I found that after these diners smelled the porcelain jade stool in their palms, their eyes were confused and seemed to be all confused!
Finally, the duck voice owner, while we were all looking at the porcelain jade stool in the palm of our hands, replaced all the underworld objects on the white felt cloth very quickly.
The items that replaced the underworld were actually covered with fresh mud!
The boss is shady and eating black!
I ambush the chef with cigarettes!
I am fascinated diners with a fishy porcelain jade stool in the palm!
Replace all the real underworld weapons with mud fakes!
By then.
All diners will foolishly choose those fakes.
After all, diners had no idea what the "dish" they were on before at this distance of dozens of meters!
Under the influence of the drug, they will definitely regard the fakes as genuine products and pay them to their bosses.
After receiving the money, the boss finally gave the money to the chef and received a million. Even if he only gave them 100,000, the chef would not raise any objection! The chef was not a professional treasure appraiser, they treated the cemetery.
There is no clear judgment on the market value of the underworld!
There is no regret for eating Yinxia and spending time.
When everyone woke up the next day, they didn't know what was going on.
Diners will only blame the darkness for slapping the eyes.
The chef will only complain about peeling the water pot or resent the diners to being blind.
I have to swallow my losses so much that I can only swallow my losses.
To be continued...