Yu Miaoyi was confused when he heard this.

He looked at Lin Yu blankly and asked:

"Peal?"

"What is urinary tract?"

Lin Yu smiled and explained:

"The urinary urinary is the bladder. I'm busy all day today, just getting a pig bladder."

Yu Miaoyi was shocked and frightened when she heard this!

┌(.Д.)┐

"No?"

"Husband, do you have such a heavy taste?"

"I won't even let the pig go!!!"

Lin Yu:...

╮(﹀_﹀”)╭

"Wife, what kind of brain circuit do you think?"

"I use pig bladders to make natural water warming bags to keep the soldiers cold,"

"How crazy do you think I'm?"

"Is there any other effect to use pig bladder?"

Yu Miaoyi was relieved when she heard this, and said with an awkward smile:

"Hehe...no...I don't..."

"How could I have the idea of ​​braiding too much..."

Zhen Mi immediately understood Lin Yu’s intention and said in admiration:

"I understand. In winter, the weather is cold and the ground is frozen. The soldiers often have cold hands and feet and their limbs are stiff before they even start fighting on the battlefield."

"With natural warm water bags like pig bladder, soldiers can stay in shape at all times."

Lin Yu smiled and nodded:

"That's what it means."

"Xiao Mi is indeed smart."

"Who said that he had big breasts and no brains?"

"I think you are a good counterexample!"

When Zhen Mi heard this, she smiled happily.

But I quickly reacted,

Cover your chest quickly,

(.＞︿＜)

"Awesome, awesome!"

Lin Yu smiled and immediately took off his military uniform.

Said:

"I have been dealing with pig bladder for a day and I am so stinky,"

"No, I'm going to take a bath, too."

“It just so happens that this bathtub can accommodate three people,”

"Girls, let's go together?"

When he saw Lin Yu coming in, Yu Miaoyi and Zhen Mi were immediately frightened and fled.

Regardless of not having any strands on his body, he rushed out of the bathtub.

"Run!"

"Run!"

After all, Lin Yu's body smells too much.

If you were with him, you would probably have to make you feel slutty.

Lin Yu saw two girls covering their faces and leaving.

He couldn't help but shook his head regretfully and said:

"Oh, forget it."

"I originally wanted to give you some in-depth health care, but it seems that you don't have this blessing."

...

the next day.

The soldiers in the army washed the pig's urine,

Seeing that the time was ripe, Lin Yu immediately made a decisive decision—

Prepare to go to the city of Jieting to call!

This time he personally led the army to the expedition, with Zhou Yu and Guan Yu as deputy generals,

Gongsun Zan and his white horse Yicong lurked in the city to meet,

Just waiting for Pang De to stop, he left the city to fight, and then led the white horse cavalry to charge and defeat him in one fell swoop.

Before going to war,

The soldiers buried pots and boiled water in the military camp, and filled their pig urine.

Then put it in your arms to keep it warm.

The pig urine filled with hot water is warm and soft, and the feel is comfortable, making the soldiers love it.

Lin Yu also took one of them and gave Guan Yu and Zhou Yu one more.

Zhou Yu still couldn't stand this thing, so he held it in his arms, his little face turned green and he almost vomited again.

Lin Yu smiled and patted his shoulder, encouraging:

"You can't vomit,"

"I'll go to the battlefield to kill the enemy later."

Zhou Yu could only bite the bullet and insisted:

"It's okay, I...I can hold on!"

After preparing, Lin Yu's army left Hanzhong in a mighty manner, came out of Qishan, and headed for Jieting.

Soon after,

On the other side of the street,

Yu Jin and Pang De also received a notice from the scout.

When he learned that Lin Yu was so frivolous, he actually chose to send troops immediately.

Yu Jin couldn't help but smile:

"This Western Chu King is actually an impatient person."

"If it is cold and cold, you have to use troops to fight."

"Since ancient times, those who do not care about the times have no good ending!"

Pang De also sneered and mocked Lin Yu for sending troops.

"It had just snowed heavily in Jieting area the day before yesterday, and the snow outside has not melted yet."

"In this climate, Xiang Yu actually dared to move troops?"

"Our army just needs to hold on and let them freeze outside the city for an hour or two."

"Their soldiers are finished by themselves."

Yu Jin nodded in agreement and said:

"good."

“It’s cold and snowy.”

"Xiang Yu cannot break through our city."

"We just need to stick to it and we can rest assured."

"Let's go and warm up a pot of good wine,"
To be continued...