Chapter 99 Funny Days
Since the defeat of the Shu army,
Lin Yu temporarily led his troops to station in Jiangling.
Have nothing to do every day,
Let’s communicate with Sun Shangxiang at home first.
Then while Zhou Yu is away, I go to Xiao Qiao’s place to drink tea and play with him.
Finally take some time,
Let's go find Huang Yueying to discuss chess skills.
all in all,
Lin Yu is living a funny life now.
And his old classmate Zhou Yu,
After hugging the lap of the Overlord of Western Chu,
I became obsessed with showing off in the class group.
I especially like to mock Zhang Yi under his real name.
It was just noon that day,
Zhou Yu couldn't wait to start his show-off journey.
Directly circle people in the group to start a war.
"@张伊, little guy, can you run fast enough?"
"Where are you hiding now?"
"Did you hide back to Baidi City and become a coward? Or did you flee directly back to Yizhou?"
Zhang Yi ignored Zhou Yu at first.
Pretend not to see,
But he couldn't stand Zhou Yu's continued provocation.
"@张伊, come and fight me again if you have the guts!"
“@张伊, what a pity, I didn’t have an arrow to kill you that night!”
"@张伊, the way you run away is so funny, I really want to take a photo and make it into an emoticon and post it in the group!"
In the end, Zhang Yi couldn't bear it anymore.
Jumped out and said:
"Zhou Yu, you're done riding horses, right?"
"Isn't it just a fluke that we won the Shu Kingdom? Why are you so arrogant?"
"Besides, if you hadn't hugged Xiang Yu's lap, would you have won?"
"Without Xiang Yu, you would have been my prisoner now, and my wife Xiao Qiao was captured as my concubine, okay?"
Zhou Yu made a hehe expression.
countered:
"A defeated general still dares to speak bravely?"
"If your strength were half as tough as your words, you wouldn't have been killed by me and left behind!"
"Tsk tsk!"
"The Kingdom of Shu is so miserable!"
"Not to mention the great defeat we suffered, Zhao Yun was also captured by us!"
"Zhuge Liang's daughter-in-law Huang Yueying also fell into our hands, haha!"
Zhang Yi:
"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you!"
"The face of a villain who succeeds!"
at the same time,
Yu Miaoyi, who had been peeking at the screen in the group, saw this chat record,
Be alert now,
"What?"
"Zhuge Liang's wife Huang Yueying was captured by them?"
Based on her understanding of Lin Yu over the years,
She guessed immediately,
Huang Yueying is in danger!
Lin Yu may be sowing a prairie on Zhuge Liang's head!
Click on the private chat immediately,
Send a message to Lin Yu:
"I heard that Huang Yueying fell into your hands?"
coincidentally,
Lin Yu was playing backgammon with Huang Yueying.
Seeing that Huang Yueying only had one piece of underwear left on her body.
The news about meeting my wife,
My heart suddenly "thumped".
"Oh shit."
"It's all Zhou Yu's big mouth!"
"Tell me everything!"
"Catch Huang Yueying and beep in the group!"
"You're really looking for trouble for me!"
While he was playing chess, he was chatting with Miaoyi.
replied:
"Ah, there is such a thing."
"Huang Yueying was indeed caught by us."
Yu Miaoyi:??乛??乛??
"oh?"
"Then let me ask."
"Is Zhuge Liang's head green?"
Lin Yu quickly denied:
"I don't!"
"I was wronged!"
"Stop talking nonsense!"
"Am I the kind of person who wouldn't even spare a poor little prisoner?"
"Miaoyi, you have to believe me."
"I will never bully those weak and helpless women from good families."
After sending the message, he casually placed the black piece in his hand on the chessboard,
The diagonal direction just connects five pieces,
Then he pointed at Huang Yueying and ordered:
"I won!"
"Take off!"
Huang Yueying:ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3
Obediently take off the last piece,
Begging for mercy:
"Overlord."
"There's nothing left to lose."
Chat interface.
Yu Miaoyi asked again:
"Did you make any new confidante during the time you were supporting Wu?"
"I heard that Xiao Qiao is also in the army. She must be very beautiful, right?"
Lin Yu immediately replied:
"Daughter-in-law, don't talk nonsense!"
"Xiao Qiao is Zhou Yu's wife!"
"You're welcome to your friend's wife (deleted), don't bully her."
"How can I take advantage of Xiao Qiao?"
Yu Miaoyi:
"Really?"
"Are you really so principled?"
Lin Yu:
"That must be!"
"Our character is evidenced by heaven and earth, and the sun and moon serve as a mirror!"
Yu Miaoyi:
"Then there is no new confidante, and there is Sun Shangxiang!"
"You two are newlyweds, Qin Se and Ming."
"It must be sweet, right?"
Lin Yu felt the sourness in Yu Miaoyi's tone,
He quickly said:
"Honey, Sun Shangxiang and I are only in a political marriage!"
"There is no emotion between us!"
"How can it be sweet?"
"Besides, you work hard in the army every day, so how can you have time to communicate with her?"
"I fall asleep every day when I return to my room. I don't even have time to say a word to her!"
Yu Miaoyi:
"real?"
"You didn't lie to me?"
Lin Yu:
"Of course not!"
"Everything is true!"
"You are always the only one in my heart!"
"I haven't been able to see you these past few days. I've been tossing and turning at night, thinking about you so much that I can't sleep!"
Yu Miaoyi:???
"Who just said that he fell asleep as soon as he returned to his room?"
"You're leaving this to play Schrödinger's insomnia for me, right?"
"Tell me! Which other words of yours are false?"
"How many lies have you told?"
Lin Yu:
"Well……"
"Honey! What, Zhang Han suddenly came to me to report on the military situation!"
"I won't talk anymore!"
"Good afternoon, good night, happy New Year, and happy birthday!"
"Get off first! Bye!"
After speaking, quickly exit the chat interface.
In Kuaiji City,
Yufu,
Yu Miaoyi punched the pillow with a small fist and an angry look!
"snort!"
"Damn scumbag!"
"It will be nice for you when you come back!"
"I'll bite you to death!"
the other side.
The class chat group is still lively.
Seeing Zhou Yu and Xiang Yu joining forces, they defeated the Shu army.
Sun Bofu couldn't hold himself back anymore.
With Xiang Yu as his backer,
Wu Guo is now in a position to be invincible!
Sun Bofu:
"Hmph!"
"Have you seen how powerful our country Wu is?"
"Shu is just an appetizer!"
“The main meal is yet to come!”
"When I recover from my injuries, my next target will be Qin!"
“Damn @讷嫚, @赵小乐!”
"I still remember the stabbing incident!"
"It's time for reckoning!"
When Yin Man saw Sun Bofu's provocation, he immediately stood up and criticized him.
"Yo yo yo."
"I'm so embarrassed when I accept Xiang Yu as my father! I'm so tough when I say it!"
"It's a pity that without Xiang Yu, you are nothing!"
"Besides, Xiang Yu is not as strong as you think!"
"I'll give you some spoilers in advance."
"Xiang Yu is going to feel cold soon!"
"Your father is going to die, hahaha!"
Sun Bofu:(╬ ̄ Pan ̄)convex
"fart!"
"First of all, Xiang Yu is not my father! He is just my ally!"
"Secondly, Xiang Yu doesn't get cold easily!"
"The majestic Overlord of Western Chu, you can just say something cool with just your words?"
Yin Man was very cautious this time and did not reveal the news in the group.
He just said arrogantly:
"Believe it or not!"
Chapter completed!