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Chapter 343 Going to war in the snow(1/2)

Yu Miaoyi was confused when he heard this.

Looking at Lin Yu blankly, he asked:

"Urine?"

"What is urine?"

Lin Yu explained with a smile:

"Urine is the bladder. I've been busy all day today, just working on the pig's bladder."

Yu Miaoyi was shocked on the spot after hearing this, with a look of horror on his face!

┌(.Д.)┐

"Isn't it?"

"Honey, do you have such a heavy taste?"

“Even the pigs are not spared!!!”

Lin Yu:......

╮(﹀_﹀”)╭

"Daughter-in-law, what's wrong with you!"

"I used pig bladders to make natural hot water bottles to keep the soldiers warm,"

"How crazy do you think I am?"

"Is there any other use for taking pig bladders?"

Yu Miaoyi was relieved when he heard this, and said with an embarrassed smile:

"Hehe... no... I didn't..."

"How could I have the idea of ​​braiding too much..."

Zhen Mi on the side immediately understood Lin Yu's intention and said with admiration:

"I understand. When fighting in winter, the weather is freezing. Soldiers often have cold hands and feet and stiff limbs before they start fighting on the battlefield."

"With natural hot water bottles like pig bladders, soldiers can stay in shape at all times."

Lin Yu smiled and nodded:

"That's what it means."

"Xiao Mi is really smart."

"Who said you have big breasts and no brains?"

"I think you are a good counterexample!"

When Zhen Mi heard this, she smiled happily,

But he quickly reacted,

Quickly cover your chest,

(.>︿<)

"Bull, bull gangster!"

Lin Yu chuckled and immediately took off his military uniform.

said:

"I spent a whole day dealing with pig bladders, and I feel dirty and smelly."

"No, I want to take a bath too."

"It just so happens that this tub can accommodate three people,"

"Girls, shall we come together?"

As soon as they saw Lin Yu coming in, Yu Miaoyi and Zhen Mi were so frightened that they ran away.

Regardless of the fact that he was naked, he rushed out of the tub.

"Run quickly!"

"Run quickly!"

After all, Lin Yu smelled too much,

If you hang out with him, you will probably get into trouble.

Lin Yu saw the two girls hiding their faces and leaving.

He couldn't help but shook his head regretfully and said:

"Oh, forget it."

"I wanted to provide you with in-depth health care, but it seems you are not so lucky."



the next day.

The soldiers in the army each washed away the pig urine,

Seeing that the time was ripe, Lin Yu immediately made a decisive decision——

Get ready to call for battle at the foot of Jieting City!

This time he personally led the army on the expedition, with Zhou Yu and Guan Yu as deputy generals.

Gongsun Zan and his white-horse followers were lurking in the city as a response.

He just waited for Pound to lose control and go out of the city to fight. Then he led the white horse cavalry to charge and defeated him in one fell swoop.

Before going to war,

A pot was buried in the military camp to boil water, and the soldiers filled it with pig urine.

Then put it in your arms to keep warm.

The pig urine filled with hot water is warm, soft and comfortable to the touch, making it a favorite among soldiers.

Lin Yu also took one for himself, and gave one to Guan Yu and Zhou Yu.

Zhou Yu still couldn't stand this thing. He held it in his arms, his face turned green, and he almost vomited again.

Lin Yu smiled and patted his shoulder, encouraging:

"You can't throw up,"

"I will go into battle to kill the enemy soon."

Zhou Yu could only bite the bullet and insist:

"It's okay, I...I can hold on!"

After being prepared, Lin Yu's army left Hanzhong in a mighty manner, departed from Qishan and headed for Jieting.

Soon after,

Over there at the street pavilion,

Yu Jin and Pang De also received the notice from the scouts.

Knowing that Lin Yu was so impatient that he chose to send troops immediately,

Yu Jin couldn't help but laugh and said:

"This overlord of Western Chu is actually very impatient."

"We still need to use troops to fight despite the cold weather."

"Since ancient times, those who fight without regard for the right time will not end well!"

Pound also sneered, mocking Lin Yu for sending troops.

"It snowed heavily in the Jieting area the day before yesterday, and the snow outside has not melted yet,"

"In this kind of climate, Xiang Yu actually dares to launch troops?"

"Our troops just need to hold on and let them freeze outside the city for an hour or two."

"Their soldiers themselves are doomed."

Yu Jin nodded in agreement and said:

"good."

"It's freezing cold and snowy,"

"It is impossible for Xiang Yu to attack our city,"

"As long as we hold on and don't come out, we can rest easy."

"Come on, let's heat up a pot of good wine,"
To be continued...
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