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244、Tang Dong: Don't call me uncle

"Is there anyone waiting for me?"

Tang Dong was a little surprised: "Who is it? I remember that except Mr. Chen Zai, no one can stay in the First Martial Arts School for a long time..."

Ji Ruo said mysteriously: "You will know when you see me."

"Okay, I will go back when I have time." Tang Dong said: "Although it is a bit troublesome to go back, you have to apply for an appointment in advance, quarantine... After completing all kinds of miscellaneous procedures, it takes almost half a year to prepare to go back.

...But since you said it, I will start applying after the matter here is resolved."

Ji Ruo was a little surprised: "Is it so troublesome to go back to the No. 1 martial arts school?"

"What do you think? The mental hospital where Mr. Chen Zai is located is a top priority." Tang Dong winked at Ji Ruo and said, "The nurses inside are all warriors at the peak of the Golden Body Realm. You and Gu Xingzhou are very close.

Are you familiar? Rumor has it that he originally planned to apply for a job as a nurse, but he couldn't even defeat a nurse in a martial arts competition, so he became the director of the Department of Education."

Ji Ruo: "???"

Gu Xingzhou frowned and said: "I heard it! Ji Ruo, don't listen to him. I haven't done anything before. The caregivers are all women. How can I, a grown man, be as knowledgeable as those women?

.....”

Tang Dong looked at Gu Xingzhou with a smile. Gu Xingzhou's voice became lower and lower, and he started to say some difficult words one after another, such as 'Who is a man if he hits a woman?', 'Even if you win, it's still a weak victory', 'Losing'

"It would be more embarrassing", "It's because I didn't compete, it's not because I lost"... and the like.

Ji Ruo couldn't laugh or cry.

Tang Dong said: "Okay, okay, after so many years, you are still so stubborn. If you are cremated in the future, your whole body will be burned away, and I guess there will be one mouth left."

"You! Tang Dong, don't think that I don't dare to hit you because you are in the Heavenly Realm. I..."

"Sorry, I made a breakthrough two months ago and am already going through the application process for Star Warrior."

Gu Xingzhou opened his mouth, then muttered in a low voice and turned around to leave. Even with Ji Ruo's hearing, he couldn't hear clearly what Gu Xingzhou was muttering.

All I could vaguely hear was 'Why did everyone break through so fast', 'The position of director is harmful to me', 'The director of education is not worthy of a dog'...

"Anyway."

Tang Dong ignored Gu Xingzhou and continued: "The First Martial Arts School exists in Mr. Chen Zai's body. His strength alone must support the practice of the entire school's students. Every bit of strength is important. I want to enter at this level."

If so, it will put a great burden on Mr. Chen Zai..."

Ji Ruo was slightly startled.

He suddenly remembered that day when he was running on campus under the sunset. Many freshmen were so excited because of running that they could penetrate their minds and open up their energy channels.

At that time, too many people had breakthroughs, triggering a large-scale spiritual energy initiation. In a trance, Ji Ruo saw something similar to blood vessels appearing next to the sun in the school, and the sun also looked a bit like

heart.

Ji Ruo thought it was an illusion at that time, but unexpectedly, it turned out to be true.

"Well, Uncle Tang..." Ji Ruo asked hesitantly, "I have one more question."

"You ask."

"That is, when we go to the First Martial Arts School, do we enter physically or consciously?"

"Of course you enter it physically." Tang Dong said: "The [dying fantasy] makes Mr. Chen Zai's fantasy materialize. It is equivalent to a small secret realm and a real space."

"I see..." Ji Ruo nodded slightly. When he left the First Martial Arts School, he appeared directly in the toilet of the mental hospital, so much so that Ji Ruo thought he had entered consciously.

At the First Martial Arts School, his body is being taken care of in a mental hospital.

"Also." Tang Dong suddenly said: "Don't call me uncle, it sounds awkward to me."

"Ah? Then what should I call you?"

"Call me sister."

Ji Ruo: "???"

Ji Ruo looked at Tang Dong with surprise on his face. No matter how he looked at him, he looked like a man!

Whether it’s his figure, his voice, or the inner demons of Tang Dong in the First Martial Arts School, he is the image of a man!

Even the name sounds more masculine...

Tang Dong looked at Ji Ruo's surprised expression and raised his hand depressedly to press on his ribs: "I knew this would be the reaction... Forget it, you can call him whatever you like, I don't care.

..Damn it! I can’t increase my cup size by practicing martial arts, what can I do!”

"Ah...Sister Tang..." Although it was a little rude, Ji Ruo still looked at Tang Dong carefully, scratched his head and said, "I don't think this has anything to do with the cup size.

.....”

"What does that have to do with anything?"

Ji Ruo looked at Tang Dong, who had a plain face, short hair, black-rimmed glasses, an average figure, and a gray and white plaid shirt. He hesitated for a moment and said: "This, ahem, it can be compared to many aspects...

"

To put it simply, it has nothing to do with women!

"Hey, forget it." Tang Dong waved his hand and said: "Anyway, I will be stationed in the starry sky in a while, and then my parents will not be able to urge me to find a partner."

Ji Ruo: "..."

So it turns out that you worked hard to practice martial arts and become a starry sky warrior for this purpose!

Ji Ruo simply couldn't complain.

Ji Ruo realized that this topic could no longer be continued and decisively changed the topic.

The age difference between the two is not very big. Tang Dong is very talented. Now he is only fifty or sixty years old and has successfully broken through the six realms of martial arts - the more advanced the martial artist, the longer his life span, even if he is already fifty or sixty years old.

Years old, Tang Dong is still considered a young man.

But at this age...

Ji Ruoxin said, no wonder Sister Tang's family is so anxious to get married...

Is it reasonable to have no partner in my fifties or sixties?

Are you really going to be a widow for most of your life?

The two chatted and became more and more familiar with each other.

Because they both came from the No. 1 martial arts school, they had many topics in common, and they couldn't stop talking.

Anyway, the Nether Demons already have muscular men to deal with them. With the roar of their fists, no demon can maintain their intact form for more than three seconds.

Liang Shixian and others were resting around the mountain sacred tree because they had consumed too much previously.

The main body of the mountain god tree has advanced, and the clone has also undergone some changes. The dense air on the body has risen, and the breath of life has become thicker.

Jinglan was exchanging experiences with Shan Shenmu on how to overcome the tribulation, and did not come to disturb Ji Ruo.

suddenly--

"Boom—boom—click—hey—brother Xiaoxingjie!"

Because the Star Tribulation was over and only the size of a palm was left, the Star Tribulation Thunder Cloud held in Ji Ruo's hand couldn't wait any longer. The small cloud-bodied electric snake danced wildly and adjusted the frequency and tone of the thunder's roar, making the thunder sound like a human's.

Language generally rings out:

"Brother Xiaoxingjie! Please pay attention to me!"

Ji Ruo was chatting with Tang Dong and subconsciously ignored Xingjie Leiyun. If he was in a hurry, he would speak human language...

"Ah, sorry, sorry, brother Xingjie, what did you just say?"

"I said - Huh? What did I just want to say?"

Ji Ruo: "..."

...
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