Chapter 122 Thank you sorceress for making a move
In the Qi family courtyard.
After washing for a long time, Qi Chunsheng's daughter still complained that it smelled like chicken feces.
"Oh, my good daughter, please stop complaining. You have to come up with ideas for our family." Qi Chunsheng sat next to his daughter.
I helped her pull up her skirt again and again, until it reached her knees, and she still felt that there was too much leakage.
My own daughter's skirt is too short no matter how long it is, and for other people's daughter-in-law, no matter how short her skirt is, it's still too long.
"Don't touch my clothes, Li Youtian, are you still afraid of him?"
Qi Zihan felt that it was not a problem at all.
Li Chunxiu also finished washing at this time, walked out, and said, "Zihan, you don't know that his son is so crazy that he even bites dogs!"
"Pfft!"
Qi Zihan immediately smiled, "Then the Li family is pretty good, they are two idiots!"
"Don't laugh, this guy Li Dachuan is very cruel. If he gets too close... he will kill someone!" Qi Chunsheng was really scared.
Back then, as a villager, he had intervened to resolve a dispute between Li Dachuan and a boy from a neighboring village, and he had seen Li Dachuan act crazy.
Thinking about it now still gives me lingering fear.
Qi Zihan put down her phone, her beautiful eyes turned, and she smiled softly, "If you can't use a hard knife, use a soft knife."
"We can't lose someone, find out, and not find our place again, right? After that, who in the village will be afraid of our family?!"
Liu Chunxiu nodded, and she agreed with what her daughter said, "This is the truth, but what should we do?"
Qi Chunsheng also listened with his ears pricked up, feeling a little unwilling. If he had a son and a half, he would be able to walk sideways in the village!
Fortunately, this girl is very resourceful. Although she is a bit lazy, she can always come up with good ideas.
Ever since she returned home after graduating from junior college, this family has gradually begun to revolve around her.
Qi Zihan put the phone on her fingertips and turned it around, laughing and saying, "The mountain man has his own clever plan, listen up..."
"What? Burying something in Grandma Xie's courtyard? Is this possible?" Qi Chunsheng felt that it was a little risky.
According to her daughter, Xie Shenpo was very concerned about those two paper figures and must be planning something secretly.
Just lead Shenpo Xie's target to Li Youtian's family and let them fight.
You can reap the benefits of being a fisherman at home.
"Why not? You two find an excuse to go to her house to give some gifts, have a meal, and take advantage of the opportunity to use the toilet to bury a doll."
"Wouldn't it be nice to write something further? Don't you still have the toys from my childhood? Those dolls with broken arms and legs are scary to look at, so take them out and use them!"
Qi Zihan felt that her idea was brilliant.
Liu Chunxiu didn't react for a while, and couldn't keep up with the father and daughter. He asked anxiously, "What are you writing?"
"What to write? Write anything you like. Just draw Xie Shenpo's attention to Li Youtian's house. Don't write too clearly. Xie Shenpo will figure it out on her own."
As he said that, Qi Zihan smiled slyly, "There are some things that she has to figure out on her own. The more she thinks about it, the more she will believe it. The more she believes it, the better the show will be."
Seeing his father Qi Chunsheng, he was a little hesitant.
Qi Zihan continued, "Dad, this idiot Li Dazhu has never lied since he was a child. When he said that the paper man appeared at Li Youtian's house, there were only two possibilities."
"First, Xie Shenpo and Li Youtian colluded to punish us."
"Second, Goddess Xie wants to persecute Li Youtian."
"If it's the first option, we'll be ruthless! If it's the second option, then let's give Xie Shenpo a push, isn't that right?"
Qi Chunsheng nodded slightly, and once again felt deeply that his daughter was like a sunflower with many eyes.
Liu Chunxiu immediately slapped her thigh and said, "I agree, just do as my daughter says. You are afraid that Li Dachuan will be cruel, and you want to save face, so you have to do this!"
"The paper figurine belongs to her mother-in-law's family, so that's too much. Our family can't make up for the loss of face and be bullied to death by the villagers in the future?"
Qi Chunsheng was worried and said immediately, "Okay, let's do it! When the two families start fighting, I, the village chief, will intervene to mediate."
"Then the benefits you deserve will be a lot, your prestige will be restored, and you will gain a lot of face!"
"Hmph! In Baiquan Village, my Qi family is the only one who bullies others. How can anyone dare to bully our Qi family?!"
The whole family looked at each other and smiled, and their bad feelings came out.
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The moon rises above the branches and then sets on the east mountain.
This night.
With the help of wine, Li Dazhu slept soundly.
For the first time, I had a dream with my head sober.
I dreamed that Magnolia went to dig out a bird's nest with me.
In the bird's nest on the tree branch, in addition to a baby bird, there are two eggs.
Li Dazhu lay on the treetops and smiled innocently.
Bai Magnolia, on the other hand, had a deep smile on her brows and corners of her eyes. That smile seemed teasing, provocative, angry and coquettish.
He reached out and caught the little chick. In an instant, the little chick grew up.
Li Dazhu suddenly felt a numbness from the soles of his feet to the top of his head - he wanted to go to the toilet!
In the dream, he shouted anxiously to Magnolia, for fear of peeing his pants.
After all, I am no longer a fool.
But I didn't expect it.
Magnolia still has the same look, she is really beautiful, but she is really anxious to death.
"Sister Yulan, why are you catching that stupid bird? Let me go quickly, I want to get down from the tree!" Li Dazhu shouted anxiously.
What a coincidence.
At the moment of panic, Qin Xiangrou also climbed up the tree.
Li Dazhu quickly asked for help, "Sister Xiangrou, please help me quickly and pull Sister Yulan down. I...I, I, I am in a hurry!"
Qin Xiangrou seemed not to hear him at all.
Not only did he not persuade Magnolia, but he took out the eggs from the bird's nest with one hand and grabbed the bird in Magnolia's hand with the other hand.
You guys are really good at it!
Li Dazhu was sweating profusely and felt that his toes were digging tight.
There was a feeling of energy all over my body.
Suddenly.
"ah!!!"
With a shout, Li Dazhu sat up suddenly.
He rushed out of the house regardless, stood under the peach tree in the yard, and started peeing.
Suddenly.
My whole body felt relaxed, as if dozens of kilograms of weight had been lifted off my body.
Retribution must be retribution for digging out too many bird's nests in the past. I swear I will never dig out bird's nests again!
Li Dazhu regretted in his heart.
Holding the peach tree, I shivered and felt that every pore in my body was stretched.
Look up and look at the horizon again.
Before I knew it, the sun had already gone up three poles.
Smoke has begun to rise from the roofs of every house.
This village is really beautiful, but it's a pity that I have no education, no education, and can't even say a poem. Li Dazhu felt a little regretful.
He shook his head, then lifted up his pants, turned around and went back to the house.
Go back inside.
He froze suddenly.
I saw Bai Magnolia kneeling on the bed, folding the quilt, her clothes were slightly open, her hair was a little messy, and her face was not sure whether it was the wine red from yesterday or something else.
Chapter completed!