Chapter 24 Asking for Help
When the other party heard Zhang Fugui's dirty words, he was not angry at all.
Because he is not human in the first place.
He is a god, although in Zhang Fugui's eyes, this god is insignificant.
Li Laosan said with a smile on the other end of the phone: "What's wrong, you are so energetic at such a young age? If you don't want to pay attention to me, I will hang up."
Zhang Fugui hurriedly changed his words: "Isn't this my third master? I haven't seen you for a while, and I always miss you."
In the past two days, Zhang Fugui has been unable to contact Li Laosan, but whether it is the matter of the factory building or the second master's gold seal, this needs to be discussed with Li Laosan.
If Li Laosan hangs up the phone, he doesn't know when he can be contacted.
"Well, I appreciate your shameless attitude towards life, but it's too late. What you just said made me a little angry." Li Laosan said harshly.
"No, Mr. Li San, I didn't finish what I just said." Zhang Fugui hurriedly made amends.
"Then tell me the whole story."
"I said that I guess you are not a human being, but a Daluo Jinxian who has descended into the mortal world. You are both civilized and military, and you are so good-looking that the girl lost her soul after looking at him." Zhang Fugui quickly flattered you.
Li Laosan's happy laughter came from the phone.
"Wealth, I haven't seen you for a few days. I've gained some knowledge. It's not bad. This poem has far-reaching ideas and simple words. The most important thing is that it's realistic. It's too realistic..." Li Laosan sighed shamelessly.
Zhang Fugui interrupted Li Laosan and asked directly: "Master Li San, why can't I contact you?"
"I am a god, how do you contact me? If you mortals can contact gods casually, how will we live?" Li Laosan explained in his unique tone.
An ordinary sentence, once spoken from Li Laosan's mouth, his tone seemed special.
Zhang Fugui said helplessly: "The phone can't be reached, and I don't have an address to send the letter. You can't just let me burn incense for you when something happens."
"Well, your proposal is very creative and the organization will consider it." Li Laosan said perfunctorily.
Am I making a suggestion? I am just complaining. You are so shameless and you are playing with bureaucracy with me. Zhang Fugui cursed in his heart.
"Fugui, let me remind you that I am also a god after all. Even if you don't say it out loud, I know you are scolding me." Li Laosan reminded, with a hint of threat in his tone.
"Oh, let me go, Li Laosan, don't be so shameless and threaten me. If you push me into a hurry, I will give up on Brother Dao's business. Let me tell you, I won't do anything in the past few days."
Have a peaceful sleep." Zhang Fugui said angrily.
I’ve never seen anyone barefoot and yet I’m afraid of someone wearing shoes. Isn’t it just a restart of the way of heaven? Let’s restart it. Anyway, it’s worth it to be buried with a group of gods like you.
Zhang Fugui no longer cares about anything at this time. It doesn't matter whether you can see through my mind or not. If you look at it casually, you will turn me into a fool.
At this time, Li Laosan's mean voice came from the other end of the phone: "Hey, isn't this my rich brother? If you have something to say, why should we get angry? Getting angry will hurt your body."
Perhaps knowing what Zhang Fugui was thinking, Li Laosan immediately changed his attitude.
It may be that Li Laosan is afraid that Zhang Fugui will really give up his job, or it may be that Li Laosan is really like this.
Zhang Fugui thinks it is most likely the latter.
"What have you been doing these days? Why can't I see you as soon as I leave the police station?" Zhang Fugui asked.
"Well, when I just left the police station, I received an internal message from the gods, saying that when cleaning up the Tiandao Resentment Pool, several colleagues accidentally fell into the Resentment Pool." Li Laosan explained.
"Pond of Resentment? What happened if you fell there?"
"The resentment pool is filled with resentment after death of human beings. It is the concentration of all complex negative emotions. It is very cruel. Several of my colleagues fell into it and were scratched by the resentments in the pool. Their pants were pulled open.
Oh, my buttocks are bleeding from scratching."
What Li Laosan said seemed quite dangerous, and it seemed that his sudden disappearance was understandable.
"Is this why you went back then?" Thinking of this, Zhang Fugui felt a little relieved.
"Of course, I have to go back and watch the excitement as soon as possible. It's a rare sight in a hundred years. That scene is so spectacular. It's a pity that I only recorded half of it. That butt is so white..." Li Laosan said, smacking his lips.
Alas, the workplace environment for you gods is too harsh.
After hearing Li Laosan explain the reason for his disappearance, Zhang Fugui couldn't help but sigh.
"Then you can't just watch the fun and expose me. A lot of things happened to me." Zhang Fugui complained.
"What can happen? The first client I selected for you, Guan Yu, has no other shortcomings except a bit of a stubborn temper. Whether you are a friend or a brother, he is a first-class choice. I specially gave him
You chose."
Li Laosan also complained in his tone, as if you, Zhang Fugui, don't understand good people.
When Zhang Fugui heard such words, he thought that I had to accept the favor. After all, everything happened in the past two days. Fortunately, the second master was by his side to help.
"Master Li San, I appreciate your kindness and will treat you to dinner next time, but what does the second master's golden seal mean?" Zhang Fugui expressed his worries.
"Oh, that one is fake, but no one in the world can find out that it is fake."
Zhang Fugui was silent for a while, and then asked: "This gold seal is fake, but no one can tell that it is fake. In other words, is this gold seal real?"
This time, Li Laosan was silent for a while.
"Damn it, Li Laosan, you are not serious. If no one can find out that it is fake, then doesn't it mean it is real? If this causes a sensation in society, it will be up to you how you end up." Zhang Fugui.
roared.
"But, you and I know that this gold seal is fake." Li Laosan defended.
"It's useless just for the two of us to know." Zhang Fugui said angrily.
Unexpectedly, Li Laosan on the other end of the phone still had an indifferent attitude.
"Look at you, you are so angry. No matter what you say, this is what I want. If you don't want it, just give it back to me."
Zhang Fugui said: "I really want to give it back to you, but it's a pity that I pawned it."
"It's not my fault. It's true that I gave you the gold seal, but it was you who decided to pawn it, not me." Li Laosan passed the responsibility to Zhang Fugui.
When Zhang Fugui heard this, the grievance in his chest turned into anger, which went straight to the top of his head.
"Li Laosan, you said you wanted me to work with you to repair the way of heaven, okay, I'll do it, but you threw everything to me, and in the blink of an eye you disappeared to see your colleagues' naked butts, but you blamed me for coming, but...
Is there any other way, can I be the gold seal? You can even leave a piece of ordinary gold for me."
After hearing Zhang Fugui's complaint, Li Laosan stopped playing rogue and said kindly: "It's okay, Fugui, didn't I leave you a piece of land as big as a factory building? In this era, every inch of land is precious.
If it doesn’t work, let’s just sell the land, redeem the gold seal, and then we’ll be done with it?”
Li Laosan's words instantly awakened Zhang Fugui.
It's like a thread connecting everything in the orphanage.
Every inch of land is valuable!
Someone is thinking about the land where the orphanage was!
This time the orphanage encountered donations, liquidated damages, and a series of operations by the other party.
The destination is the land of the orphanage.
He tried to induce him first, and then coerced him when the inducement failed. However, he did not expect that his appearance would destroy all the other party's plans.
What will the other side do next? Robbery is impossible, but there will definitely be other shady means.
Did Wang Fa tell the truth? Was he deceived?
Zhang Fugui suddenly smoothed everything over under Li Laosan's unintentional reminder.
But after smoothing it out, I found that I had to face more problems next.
As the saying goes, it takes a thousand days to be a thief, but a thousand days to guard against a thief. Now that the enemy is in darkness and we are in the light, it is impossible to guard against it.
"Master Li San, do you have time? I miss you and want to treat you to a meal. After all, we haven't gotten together for a long time. This time we will go to that big restaurant in Fuzhou. I'll treat you. You can eat as much as you want."
."
Zhang Fugui suddenly changed his tone and said to Li Laosan.
"It's virtuous for your family to ask people to do errands and treat them to Shaxian snacks." Li Laosan retorted.
"It's the same place you chose last time. Didn't I think you were good at it?"
Zhang Fugui deliberately lowered his voice to be kind, which made Guan Yu around him curl his lips.
"I know what you are planning on, you just want me to send you two smart people." Li Laosan revealed Zhang Fugui's purpose without mercy.
Chapter completed!