Chapter 639: A sudden thought
Xiaotian's only son thought that Zhang Fugui was talking drunkenly, so he casually replied: "Fugui, let's talk about business first, as long as you are willing to agree to this... Ouch... Ouch."
Before he finished speaking, Oda Doko felt cramps in his stomach.
It's as if there is a blender running in my stomach.
Lai Qing, who was standing next to him, saw his boss's face suddenly turned ugly. He hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Boss, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?"
Of course Oda Dokko knew what was wrong with him, but at this juncture, every ounce of his strength was precious.
As long as the jaw is loosened, the sphincter may be lost.
Oda Dokko's reaction was quick enough. After his stomach began to churn, he decided to run to the toilet as soon as possible to solve the problem.
However, Lai Qing's bad-tempered nature suddenly came into play at this juncture.
He held on to Oda Doko's arm firmly, half-heartedly, and kept asking about Oda Doko's physical condition.
"Boss? Why do you look so ugly? Boss? What's wrong with you? Boss... tell me... Boss, please talk to me."
It seemed that if he asked less questions, he would not be able to express his loyalty to Oda's only son.
Oda Duzi was so angry that he took out his hand and swung it round before giving Lai Qing a big mouth.
"Baga! Get out of here!"
The slap worked as expected, and Lai Qing became honest immediately.
At the same time, Oda Doko also felt that her lower body had lost control, at least her underwear was now wet.
He was so frightened that he didn't dare to wait another second. He covered his stomach with one hand and his butt with the other, and ran out of the study in a weird posture.
Lai Qing covered his face and asked Zhang Fugui pitifully: "Dean Zhang, who is my boss?"
"How do I know? Maybe I have indigestion." Zhang Fugui put on a puzzled expression on his face.
"Oh... Then please wait a moment, Dean Zhang, and I'll go get you some tea..." Lai Qing said politely.
"Well, you go ahead... It's best to get some sugar cube milk... This old brother of mine likes to drink something sweeter." Zhang Fugui, not afraid of the tedious instructions, told Lai Qing.
Just when Guo Xin was about to say no need to bother, he saw Zhang Fugui blinking at him several times, so he wisely chose to shut up.
Lai Qing nodded in agreement and walked towards the door. But when he came to the door, he seemed to notice something, so he just opened the door, gave a few requirements to the guards at the door, and then walked back directly
came to Zhang Fugui's side.
"Dean Zhang, please wait a moment, the black tea will be delivered shortly." Lai Qing stared at the two hats on the table.
Zhang Fugui didn't expect Lai Qing to be so vigilant, so he had to ask him: "Mr. Lai, you didn't come to the table when we just had dinner. It seems that you have eaten in the morning?"
"I only drink one cup of coffee in the morning." As soon as Lai Qing finished replying, he found that his stomach started to growl.
Could it be that you are hungry? You shouldn't be.
Lai Qing smiled sheepishly at Zhang Fugui, and then took a few steps back consciously.
Zhang Fugui took a deep breath, because using his magical power twice in a row had already made his head feel swollen and painful, and even his eyes felt a little sore.
It seems that this skill is not unlimited. The limit that I can use may be four or five times a day.
Li Laosan, Li Laosan, why didn’t you explain such an important thing to me clearly?
However, Zhang Fugui has no time to think about this now. All he wants to do is to find an opportunity to steal this gold silk hat, a genuine cultural relic that can be regarded as a national treasure.
Oda's only son has been hit, and Lai Qing hasn't reacted yet. Is it possible that he doesn't have any stock in his stomach?
But as time went by, Lai Qing's face became more and more unnatural, and his whole face seemed to be out of breath.
"puff···."
A long voice came from Lai Qing's lower body.
Although this voice is not very healthy, to Zhang Fugui, it is undoubtedly equal to the sound of nature.
"Mr. Lai... Are you feeling a little uncomfortable in your stomach?" Zhang Fugui seized the opportunity and asked Lai Qing.
"Puff... Puff..." Before Lai Qing opened his mouth to answer, his butt answered for him.
Lai Qing's stomach discomfort now merges with his mental embarrassment, making him feel ashamed and sad.
"Dean Zhang...I'm sorry...just kidding...just kidding." Lai Qing apologized embarrassingly while farting loudly.
It sounded like he had a firecracker shoved into his butt pocket.
Zhang Fugui immediately covered his mouth and nose and said loudly on purpose: "I definitely can't laugh because I'm too fussy and panicked."
These words were like a knife, thrust straight into Lai Qing's heart.
The guests had already protested when they saw him, so how could Lai Qing dare to be so arrogant?
But farts are something that can’t be suppressed just by holding them in.
It would be too uncomfortable if I didn't let it go.
Although Lai Qing tried hard to control his body, he already realized that his limit had been reached.
In desperation, he had to retreat slowly to the door and whispered: "Dean Zhang, I'm sorry, I'll go get some black tea for you."
Zhang Fugui had been longing for Lai Qing to leave as soon as possible, but he said, "How about... I'll hurry him up. After all, the room is really... too uncomfortable. I'm going out to get some fresh air."
This sentence not only destroyed Lai Qing's spirit, but even frightened him severely.
After all, his boss came back later and found that Zhang Fugui had disappeared. How could he explain to Xiao Tian's only son?
Do you want to tell Xiaotian's only son that Zhang Fugui ran away because of his own fart?
Let’s not talk about the extent of the guilt of driving away Zhang Fugui. Just using your fart to smoke people out is an excuse that cannot be explained.
"No, no, please wait a moment. I'll be here right away. I'll be back right away." Lai Qing didn't dare to stay in the room any longer. He used the last of his strength to walk out of the study.
At this time, there were four bodyguards in black standing outside the study.
"Look carefully, no matter what problems arise, no one is allowed to leave this room." After giving a death order to the four bodyguards at the door, Lai Qing ran away in a hurry.
The only thing he wanted to do at this time was to find a place where no one was around and let go of the gas accumulated in his stomach.
To put it bluntly, just find a place where no one is and fart.
Before the bodyguard guarding the door could regain his composure, he saw Lai Qing running towards the corner of the stairs quickly.
Then there was a crazy sound.
"What is this sound?" Bodyguard A asked the person next to him.
"I don't know, could it be the sound of gunfire?" Bodyguard B hesitated for a while and replied in a calm voice.
Immediately afterwards there was another series of sounds.
"Oh my god, it's actually a machine gun." Bodyguard C said in surprise.
In the study room, Zhang Fugui, wearing gloves, gently picked up the gold hat on the black wooden tray and carefully put it into the box.
"Fugui, what are you planning to do?" Guo Xin asked upon seeing this.
"What are you doing? Brother Guo, this is a national treasure. Back then, China Luchen allowed these little devils to rob countless treasures. This time, I will take it back no matter what." Zhang Fugui replied righteously.
This was what he said sincerely. The moment Oda Duzi took out the gold hat, Zhang Fugui had the idea of returning it to its original owner.
"National treasure? Isn't it just a few pounds of gold?" Guo Xin didn't understand.
There is a reason for Guo Xin's incomprehension, because this hat is an item from the Ming Dynasty, and Guo Xin is a real person from the Tang Dynasty.
Why is there such a difference of 800 years between inside and outside?
You must know that when Sun Wukong caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace, he was suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years.
So Guo Xin's incomprehension is understandable.
Whether in terms of historical research value or external value, Guo Xin far exceeds this golden hat.
"Brother Guo, although this looks like a lump of gold, the symbolic meaning it contains is too important... Let me tell you this, you said that the treasure of the emperor of the Tang Dynasty was robbed by the vassal kings in the Western Regions.
, what can you do?" Zhang Fugui had no choice but to explain his mentality to Guo Xin with examples.
"Can you do it? I can fucking do it! I understand wealth. Then you carry it, and I will open the way for you." After Guo Xin finished speaking, he flicked his left and right sleeves, and the knife he had hidden while eating appeared in his hand.
Zhang Fugui looked back to see if there were any wine bottles or anything like that in the study.
Guo Xin reminded in a low voice: "Fugui, I noticed on the way here. From here to the door, there are a total of thirteen men in black. Listening to their breathing rate, they don't sound like masters, but you have to be careful. I'll give it to you."
Open the way and seize the opportunity. You have to run out as soon as possible and don't worry about me."
As soon as Guo Xin said these words, the enthusiasm in Zhang Fugui's heart instantly cooled down.
After all, although this golden silk hat is important, it cannot compare to Guo Xin.
"Brother Guo, listen to me. I'd better give you the title of queen, and you can hold this hat." Zhang Fugui refused to agree to Guo Xin's suggestion.
At this moment, there was a sound from the door.
Zhang Fugui quickly put down the box in his hand, took the gold hat out of the box in a panic, and put it back on the black wooden pallet.
The study door was opened, and Lai Qing came in with his head stretched out.
There was a reason why he came back so quickly, because he didn't want Oda Dozi to find him leaving the study privately.
After observing the situation in the room, Lai Qing did not find Oda's only child, so he smiled and said: "Dean Zhang, wait a moment, tea... will be here soon."
Then Lai Qing suddenly closed the door again.
I only heard a strange noise coming from outside the door.
Immediately afterwards there was a burst of yelling and cursing.
"I'll go...we thought it was gunfire..."
Seeing this scene, Zhang Fugui inside the house knew that it would not be so easy to leave.
He looked at the gold silk hat on the coffee table with some reluctance, and in a hurry, he exchanged the real and fake hats on the tray.
After he put the fake gold hat on the black wooden tray, Lai Qing opened the door and walked in.
Chapter completed!