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Chapter 899 I'll Be Your Empress

[This chapter is very flavorful, I suggest you not read it while eating. Advice from a penguin, hmm^3^]

"So full?"

Su Nian raised his dragon claw and patted the rock steps dissatisfiedly.

"What did I teach you?"

"Do you know what recycling is?"

“Do you understand what sustainable development is?”

"Don't you know how to let him eat and poop at the same time? Feed him little by little! Just let him vomit, and then feed him after he vomits. It's not impossible. Alas -"

Su Nian sighed helplessly, looking at the trembling jackals with a sense of hatred.

"Master, I did as you asked."

"But he suddenly took a big bite by himself."

Brother Gray raised his eyes and glanced at the black dragon. The two wolf claws were making clumsy gestures, showing the action of the human who just shoveled shit into his mouth.

Then it lowered its head.

Although it happened for a reason, it still felt guilty for not doing what its master asked it to do.

It's obviously not easy to meet such an evil master, so you must follow him!

"You mean, in order to stretch himself to death, he leaned in and took a big bite while you weren't paying attention?"

"yes."

"Fuck! So cruel!"

Su Nian was stunned. He hugged the little Lolita and leaned back tactically. The dragon's tail swaying comfortably behind him stopped blankly. The dragon's head was gently placed on the little Lolita's head, and his expression gradually became dull.

Moriyama Nohito will definitely find a way to die, and Su Nian knows this.

He could bite his tongue and commit suicide, or he could jump into the manure pit and drown himself, but Su Nian had never thought of bursting his stomach after taking a big mouthful.

"It seems that the bottom line of these Sakura Island players is lower than I thought..."

Su Nian gently placed his chin on the little Loli's head and rubbed it, smelling the faint milky fragrance of the little Loli's body thoughtfully.

"It seems that this kind of torture is not enough, and the intensity must be intensified."

"Brother Gray, tell me, which monster poops the smelliest?"



At the same time, Sakura Island No. 1 Novice Village.

Sakula's resurrection point.

Moriyama Nohito crawled out of the resurrection point tremblingly, vomiting as he climbed. His stomach had been emptied, and now only gastric acid was spewing out.

Resurrection resets his physical state.

There was no more fifty pounds of shit in his stomach, but his memory was still unforgettable.

Shit, shit is everywhere, and all I can think about is shit.

There are all kinds of colors, different flavors, fermented, rancid, maggot-infested, and they even have to be smeared with urine after being poured in. Who the hell can withstand this?

Moriyama Nohito sniffed, no matter how he smelled it, there was a stench of shit.

His body has been completely invaded by feces, his taste system has collapsed, and everything has finally turned into the shape of feces.

"Woooooooo..."

Under the puzzled gazes of all Sakura Island players, this once cruel and cruel man began to cry miserably.

"Ye Ren-kun, how are you doing? What did those abominable monsters do to you?"

As soon as Moriyama Nohito was revived, Yamaguchi Murji hurried over with two other bodyguards.

"Nohito-kun, cheer up, we are powerful emperor warriors, we should not be so weak!"

Yamaguchi Village Chicken encouraged his men with a serious look.

In his opinion, his bodyguard should not be hit so easily. Could it be that the group of monsters played some philosophical games with Ye Renjun?

Faced with his young master's slightly reproachful concern, Moriyama Nohito remained unmoved. He just cried harder. Because he had vomited too much, his stomach made a "gurgling" sound.

"Young Master, I think Ye Rensang is hungry."

Yoshikawa Gouko heard Moriyama Nohito's stomach growl and said with a smile:

"I just said that there will be no problem with Yeren-san. He must have been held captive by the monster for too long, so he is hungry."

"Yoshi!"

Yamaguchi Village Chicken nodded, looked at Yoshikawa Gouzi and nodded approvingly.

"You, what you said makes sense. I, I, will give our Yerensang a big meal in exchange for it now."

"Let's all eat together, it's been a hard trip!"

It has to be said that Yamaguchi Village Chicken is a good young master. Although he did not get back any treasure chest rewards and suffered heavy losses on this trip, he was still willing to use the remaining invasion points to exchange for some food for his men.

After opening the invasion point exchange shop, there was a dazzling array of all kinds of food. Yamaguchi Village Chicken looked at the more than two hundred invasion points he had left, and then looked at Moriyama Nohito, who was lying on the ground with a sallow face from "hungry".

He finally bit the bullet and spent one hundred invasion points to exchange for a roast suckling pig.

"No one is willing to spend invasion points in exchange for such food. At this moment, I should be a wise young master of Shenwu in Ye Renjun's eyes."

As expected of me, I have the skills to control you!

Yamaguchi Village Chicken thought so, and couldn't help but raise a friendly smile on his lips.

He was ready to accept Moriyamano Hitoshi's heartfelt expression of loyalty.

However, when Moriyama Noren saw a large plate of shiny roasted suckling pig.

But his eyes seemed to see a pile of shit, and there was no smell of roasted suckling pig in his nose.

Once he thought of eating these roasted suckling pigs, he would also think of those thumb-sized alien maggots squirming in his mouth five minutes ago.

The young master completely wanted to kill him.

"Woooooooo..."

Moriyama Nohito felt even more uncomfortable, cried louder, and even started retching.

"this……"

Yamaguchi Murakami and his other two bodyguards looked at each other, thinking to themselves that Ye Renjun was so moved that he cried like this?

"Ye Ren-kun, don't be moved. This is a young master, and I should do it!"

Yamaguchi Village Chicken patted Moriyama Nohito's shoulder and said comfortingly, then tore off a large piece of the fattest pork leg and stretched it out in front of Moriyama Nohito.

"Yeren-kun, eat quickly! This is plump pork leg meat! I vaguely remember that you like to eat here the most."

The pork leg meat in front of him made Moriyama Nohito feel like he was mourning his concubine. He tremblingly raised his head and glanced at his young master. After all, he couldn't hold it back and spit out the stomach acid that he had suppressed for a long time:

"vomit……"



Half an hour later, Moriyama Nohito, who had barely recovered, was sitting on a stone with a livid face. He kept burping and felt like retching from time to time.

Everything looks like shit to him now.

Including his own young master.

"Black dragon? Jackal? Cockatrice?"

"So, what do you mean, those monsters fed you dozens of kilograms of shit?"

"Ugh——, yes, cough cough... If you can, young master, can you not mention this matter again, I really... vomit... I'm about to vomit and collapse..."

Yamaguchi Muraki looked at Moriyama Nohito, whose health bar was beginning to decrease little by little, and was speechless. He decided not to continue irritating his men, but at the same time, he also hated the humiliation brought to them by those monsters.

In fact, not only Yamaguchi Muraki thinks so, but many Sakurajima players who have left the novice safe zone also think so.

Either they were killed by the trap in the treasure chest, or they were slapped in the face by a monster that suddenly appeared.

Then, before he could react, he was overwhelmed by a large group of monsters. He was punched, kicked, and slapped in the pocket, and finally returned to the resurrection point with a confused look on his face.

There is an arrogant rabbit smoking a cigarette, a jackal wielding nunchucks, a snake-cock beast that breaks stones with one claw, and an elusive kobold who rides a spear pig and specializes in attacking the lower third route.
Chapter completed!
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