Chapter 128: Marry a Beautiful Woman(1/2)
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All right!
The little maid Qiao'er is also quite helpless. You are the lady and you have the final say.
I thought about how to give this poem to my new uncle in public.
Meanwhile, the atrium.
Wang Shouzhe sat on the stone bench in a leisurely manner and began to think hard.
To be honest, Yuan Rui's poem brought him a lot of pressure.
It stands to reason that as a time traveler, my mind is filled with ancient poems. If I pick up any famous poem from the past, it will instantly kill Liu Yuanrui's poem.
But after all, this is his own wedding, so he still finds a way to compose a poem by himself. Even if the poem is not very good, it is still his own. He always feels that it is boring to use copied poems to deceive his wife.
Liu Yuanrui and the others did not urge him, they just smiled and watched his brother-in-law thinking hard. He knew that it was not easy to write a poem, especially to write a good poem slowly and carefully.
At this moment.
The little maid Qiaoer hurried out of the backyard, squeezed through the crowd, and bumped into Wang Shouzhe hard.
"Oh, my dear, I'm sorry, I was walking in a hurry, did I hurt you?"
Just when Wang Shouzhe was stunned, the girl cleverly put a piece of paper into his hand, and then winked at him, hinting that he understood.
Then she ran away.
This girl really comes and goes like a gust of wind.
This made Wang Shouzhe a little bit dumbfounded. It seemed that the man in the back couldn't sit still, so he asked a little maid to come over and help him write a poem to him.
Isn't this cheating?
Okay, okay, how can it be called cheating when a woman helps her husband?
This is called love!
Thinking of this, Wang Shouzhe felt a little touched and warm in his heart.
But Liu Yuanrui was stunned on the spot.
Wasn't that the maid Qiaoer who was next to my sister just now?
Do you think everyone is blind when you throw yourself into your brother-in-law's arms so recklessly and stuff a piece of paper?
Isn't this blatant cheating?
Suddenly, Liu Yuanrui felt like he was bursting into tears. I, Yuanrui, have worked hard to support my sister, why do I keep trying to make trouble for her one by one?
You said this was cheating, and the method was so clumsy and so blatant, how could he feel so embarrassed?
The cheating method can't be more clever, but it's better to leave him some dignity, okay?
Qiao'er's technique is indeed very clumsy.
The other brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law also saw this scene. But each of them pretended to be deaf and dumb, as if they had not seen anything.
This clearly shows that the man in the backyard is helping his future brother-in-law cheat. Who dares to say anything despite the power he has accumulated all year round?
Liu Yuanrui also said helplessly: "Brother-in-law, I think it's almost done. Let's start quickly?"
He thought that since the poem was written by his sister, he had to cheer for it no matter what, otherwise he would anger his sister and the consequences would be disastrous.
His younger brothers and sisters were also pretending: "Yes, brother-in-law is almost here, let's start."
But Wang Shouzhe shook his head and said, no, no, I haven't thought about it yet.
Liu Yuanrui rolled his eyes.
How long are you going to keep pretending? My sister is obviously helping you cheat, but you still say you didn't think about it.
Okay, if you want to act, just act. Who asked my sister to take action herself?
After a while, Wang Shouzhe finally stood up and said: "I have thought about it, Yuan Rui's poems are very good. My brother-in-law can only do his best to show off his ugliness."
‘Okay, brother-in-law, here’s one.”
The brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law shouted one after another, looking eagerly awaiting it. Everyone knew Wang Shouzhe's poem, but the sister in the backyard composed it, so no matter what, everyone just took responsibility and applauded loudly.
I saw Wang Shouzhe walking step by step in the atrium with his hands behind his back. After a few steps, he chanted the first sentence: "The goddess Xianque pities the common people, and she keeps watch in front of the halberd hall all night long."
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When everyone heard this, a picture immediately appeared in their minds. It seemed to be about a goddess in her heavenly palace, worrying about the people of the world and dealing with mortal affairs. An immortal general holding a halberd was guarding the door of the palace.
, spend the long night with her.
Before they could think about it, Wang Shouzhe recited the second sentence: "As time goes by hundreds of times, we will finally be able to connect the branches in the world."
The younger brothers and sisters began to understand. This is a story. The elder sister is the goddess who is worried about the common people, and the brother-in-law is the heavenly general who silently protects the common people. In the end, the goddess is not sure whether she came to earth because she wanted to save the common people.
, but she and her brother-in-law met by chance and got married.
It sounds pretty good. It lifts my sister quite high.
Then they started to cheer loudly. This was a poem written by my sister, and it sounded quite interesting.
"No!" Liu Yuanrui was shocked, "This is not my sister's handiwork. It is impossible for my sister to compare herself to a goddess and compare her brother-in-law to a guard in front of the Night Watch Palace."
"So that's it?" The brother-in-law and sister-in-law came to their senses, but then again, the taste of brother-in-law's poem was not bad, but it seemed to be missing some flavor.
"Not bad. If my brother-in-law has such a level, he is considered to be both civil and military."
"Yes, yes, although it is not as good as Yuan Rui's poem, but I hold my sister up very high." The Liu family also spares no effort in cultivating culture, and everyone has some appreciation.
"I've passed the test, I've passed the test." Liu Ruolei said with joy, "Everyone, get out of the way, don't delay the brother-in-law to pick up the bride."
Even Chen Fangjie admired him and said: "I didn't expect Shouzhe to be quite talented in poetry, half better than me."
Suddenly!
But Liu Yuanrui stopped him with a solemn expression: "Everyone, wait."
"Yeah?" Everyone's eyes fell on Liu Yuanrui. Yuanrui, aren't you? Your brother-in-law's poem is already very good, but you still want to embarrass him?
Liu Ruolei gave him a fierce and dissatisfied look: "Yuan Rui, don't go too far."
"Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand." Liu Yuanrui hurriedly raised his hands in surrender and said, "Brother-in-law, this poem is indeed not bad, but I think it is still lacking something. Brother-in-law, is there another half of the poem?"
Lower half?
Everyone was stunned. Yuan Rui seemed to have some sense in what he said, but the meaning of the poem was still incomplete, as if it was incomplete.
Everyone looked at Wang Shouzhe in unison.
Wang Shouzhe didn't show any pretense and continued to chant the second half of the poem: "I'm afraid my dear wife will catch the wind and lie to her that the palace is cold in heaven."
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Everyone was startled and were brought into the psychological state of the brother-in-law. Just imagine, a guard in front of the palace who has been waiting for countless years is lucky enough to marry the goddess in his heart in the mortal world. This is naturally a great thing.
But he was also afraid that one day his beloved wife would eventually ascend and fly away, so he did not hesitate to trick his wife into saying that the Heavenly Palace was not good. Such panic and fear suddenly emerged.
"Okay, you are so afraid that your beloved wife will take advantage of the wind and lie to her about the cold weather in the palace." Liu Yuanrui applauded.
The others also applauded.
Later, Wang Shouzhe read out the last sentence that had been brewing for a long time: "Hand in hand, my children look forward to it with tears in their eyes, and pray that they will sleep together on the same pillow forever!"
As soon as this sentence came out.
Everyone was stunned. In front of everyone's eyes, brother-in-law Wang Shouzhe held the hands of his children and looked at the goddess sister with tears as he was about to ascend. He looked very reluctant to let go. Even his unborn children were shocked by this move.
Now that I've used it, why don't you be so shameless?
The last sentence is even more shameless, praying to sleep together forever.
Does this mean that my sister will have to marry him for ten thousand lifetimes instead of just marrying him in this life? Oh my, that’s so shameless.
There is poetry to prove it:
Goddess and fairy palace pity the common people
Standing vigil in front of the Halberd Hall for a long night
Years go by thousands of times
Finally got the world together
I'm afraid that my beloved wife will take advantage of the wind and go away
Lie that my wife is cold in heaven
Children hold hands and look forward to each other with tears in their eyes
Praying to sleep together forever
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Everyone was silent. Of course, this poem was not a shocking work. But today’s theme is how to praise them. If Sister Lan praises them more beautifully.
There is no doubt that Liu Yuanrui's song of praise is very good and quite high-level.
To be continued...